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DJ Lane

@DJordanLane

Stay curious. It leads to creativity. #KnowYourWhy #HailSouthern #copyeditor #biohacker

under my laptop Katılım Şubat 2010
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
I keep having the feeling of being caught inside a snowglobe, while most of the people around me have no idea they’re captured. Only a handful of us realize free life exists outside the shell, and the constant struggle is an attempt to keep the lid from being permanently sealed.
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Could that leg with three knees fold up like a Swiss Army knife?
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
We’ve come to a time when even Tweets are TL;DR.
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
Praise God from whom all blessings flow.
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
@KathleenWinche3 I still have mine. Self-diagnosed packrat of childhood memorabilia
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
@AndStrats Is it like being a little pregnant?
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Peter Pike@AuthorPeterPike·
@PhilSledge I love having a dog that no one talks about.
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Phil Sledge@PhilSledge·
Be honest….
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@Oceanbreeze473 Don’t let her bring anything to the next family potluck dinner.
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SweetMarie@Oceanbreeze473·
I was going to toast some bread this morning but it has started to mold. My mother in law said it’s still okay to eat like that and that I shouldn’t waste it. I’m not so sure. What should I do?
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Mike Reeves@Swampfoxmdr·
@JoshuaBarzon "Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it." Proverbs 22:6
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Josh Barzon@JoshuaBarzon·
I’ve literally blocked over 50 people in the comments for saying I am “indoctrinating” my daughter for teaching her the Bible. Because I’m sure they don’t teach (indoctrinate) their kids anything they believe.
Josh Barzon@JoshuaBarzon

My 7 year old daughter read all of Psalm 1 to me tonight before bed. We stopped between each verse and talked about what it meant. This is literally the best part of being a Father. 🙏 🥹

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Catturd ™@catturd2·
Is anyone watching the turning point halftime show? My God - it’s unbelievable.
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
Spending my weekend with this beauty
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@PhilHollowayEsq Oh, the stories @boortz_neal would tell of Atlanta public housing and MARTA board of directors. The grift lives on.
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Denny Goode@dmgoode·
@Braves Is it time to bring back the 90’s with every game being on @TBSNetwork ???? My fingers are crossed
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Atlanta Braves@Braves·
Statement from the Atlanta Braves:
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
These finches are making snow angels.
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
@TheEXECUTlONER_ OMG…that would be me, except it wasn’t. Not this time.
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👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈@TheEXECUTlONER_·
Sliding all the way down the hill! Feeding the birds didn’t go as expected for grandma. The way she let go and just accepted her fate. 😂 The dog running downhill to give her moral support. 😂😂 And Grandpa finally got to say all the “I told you” ‘s he has wanted to say for years. 😂😂😂
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
@Gaga_In_Fla Yes, they are my entertainment. I always said when I get old just put me in a rocking chair near a window so I can see the birds at the feeder. Well, here we are.
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DJ Lane@DJordanLane·
The bluebirds stopped by for a warm drink.
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