Herr Moose

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Herr Moose

@DLMousey

This one time, at railscamp... DevOps + Server dad at Nunya Inc. Working on project beeswax

Earth, Milky Way, Virgo Sup... Katılım Kasım 2014

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·24 Haz

I made a dumb thing a while back that got more popular than intended, might as well lean into it now, here's sArCaSm-BoT for discord (Yes the image in the readme is broken, no I haven't bothered fixing it) github.com/DLMousey/sarca…

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·7 May

@IguessAlan @EmilyLShepherd @discord @rabbit_hmi Correct authentication mechanism abandoned in favour of shitty one

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AlanIguess@IguessAlan·7 May

@EmilyLShepherd @discord @rabbit_hmi Okay so I can see that this is very, very bad, but can someone explain to me what exactly is happening here in like, explain like I'm 5 language?

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·20 Mar

@1AyyN0N @PirateSoftware They might be in the EU under GDPR, not so sure about the regulations in NA

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Pirate Software@PirateSoftware·20 Mar

Fog of war when fighting stuff like this is immensely important. It's been clear throughout this that Respawn has been working in the background. Companies are bound in situations like this and cannot tip their hands. Glad this is public. You love to see it.

Respawn@Respawn

An update from the @PlayApex team:

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·7 Mar

@iamjonjackson @sandeep_22_ I think it's checking for different types of quote marks, note the spacing and size being slightly different. Been bitten by this before, user was pasting in quotes and ended up with "A" either side of the quote on display, turned out it was a pseudo element with content "A"

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Jon Jackson@iamjonjackson·6 Mar

@sandeep_22_ there. is. no. need. for. an. if. statement. here 😭 It's the same as: if (true) { which is the same as: *nothing*

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Jon Jackson@iamjonjackson·6 Mar

Dear PHP dev from 20 years ago... why?

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·7 Mar

AI stans rediscover working with junior devs

Atai Barkai@ataiiam

ceiling is being raised. cursor's copilot helped us write "superhuman code" for a critical feature. We can read this code, but VERY few engineers out there could write it from scratch. Took lots of convincing too. "come on, this must be possible, try harder". and obviously- done in parts.

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·7 Şub

@Docker I broke the last build But this commit should fix it This build broken too

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Docker@Docker·6 Şub

Write us a commit message as a haiku.

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·13 Tem

@NoContextBrits Defenestrate

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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·13 Tem

What is the most beautiful word in the English language?

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·7 Tem

@NoContextBrits Bill & Ted's Shite Adventure

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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·6 Tem

Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘shite’.

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·22 May

@github "WTF"s per minute

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GitHub@github·22 May

What metrics would you use to measure how well developers communicate?

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·5 May

Best thread on twitter

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·15 Mar

@pwmcintyre @ben11kehoe No but if you're mad enough it can be a database lastweekinaws.com/blog/route-53-…

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Peter McIntyre 🥑@pwmcintyre·15 Mar

@ben11kehoe What about DNS, is that a filesystem? 😬

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Ben Kehoe@ben11kehoe·14 Mar

Repeat after me: S3 is not a filesystem. S3 objects are not files. I will not think about S3 semantics in terms of files.

Randall Hunt@ranman

AWS just released mountpoint - an open ssource high-throughput file client for S3. Written in Rust! github.com/awslabs/mountp…

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·19 Şub

@ShitpostGate

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·22 Ara

@RossBoomsocks You're not going mad, it's a thing en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_…

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RossBoomsocks@RossBoomsocks·21 Ara

I just had to google if this was a word because I was sitting looking at this like "man this don't look right"

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·21 Ara

@TheLegitDon @marksist_300 @cszhu What's wrong with that?

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The Don-geon Master 🐉🎲📜@VayaConDonos·20 Ara

@marksist_300 @cszhu Yea, unfortunately some people think they can be on DND from the second they get to the office to the second they leave, including at lunch, lol

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christina@cszhu·20 Ara

HEARTBREAKING: Software engineer has to turn around, take out one earbud, and say "huh?" when someone asks them a question even though they finally got in the coding groove

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·15 Ara

@Austen Timings of processes in store are tight enough to make it more or less accurate. Ovens when I worked there were 7 minutes end to end, 3 minute target pre-oven, 20 minutes from door to door. There's not a lot of ambiguity to account for, until things back up then it goes to hell

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Austen Allred@Austen·15 Ara

And credit where credit is due: an operational machine that can guarantee pizzas are ready based on time since order is perhaps even more impressive

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Austen Allred@Austen·15 Ara

I was very very sad when I learned the Domino’s pizza tracker is entirely fake (based solely on time since order), but I have to commend whatever engineer suggested doing that instead of spending $200 million building out the infrastructure to support it being real

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·6 Ara

@Ocramius @azjezz It goes on the LinkedIn skills after seeing "hello world", the rest is just flavour

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Seifeddine / ⵙⵢⴼ 🐘 🦀@azjezz·6 Ara

8 straight hours of writing rust: github.com/php-rust-tools… + github.com/php-rust-tools… conclusion: i need more coffee.

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·16 Kas

@jetbrains Never present the crappy option, you'll be stuck adding more hacks to it till you leave

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JetBrains@jetbrains·16 Kas

🧑‍💻 What advice would you give to your younger self when it comes to a career in software development? #softwaredevelopment #developer #career #advice #JetBrainsPoll #TheDriveToDevelop

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Samantha Ruddy@samlymatters·7 Kas

Oh you don’t want to pay $8 for verification? Well I didn’t want to pay $44,000,000,000 for this fucking website but here we are

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·7 Eki

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Stop server die

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Programmer Humor@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R·6 Eki

I do excel reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·26 Eyl

@JustinDKruger @LinusTech @GamersNexus Thermal mass, there's a lot more material than just the liquid (not water, wouldn't want to drink it) absorbing heat The coolant (not water) is just an efficient way of moving that heat energy to the radiator where it's transferred to the air, that's why it's always moving

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Justin D Kruger ᯅ@JustinDKruger·26 Eyl

@LinusTech @GamersNexus if new CPUs from AMD can reach 95C, near the boiling point of water, then how do water coolers work at altitude, or if the CPU hits 100C? Is water cooling dead? What do we use instead?

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Linus Tech Tips@LinusTech·26 Eyl

New Video!! - AMD is in TROUBLE – Ryzen 7000 Full Review youtu.be/_vLq2PjmIx0

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Herr Moose@DLMousey·22 Eyl

@CaptainNewDeal @DGrantChandler @mhdksafa Look at this way, it's a series about espionage and spies, how everything works is supposed to be a closely guarded secret. Maybe whichever agent gets the 007 title has their identity changed as part of the process. The mystery and unanswered questions add to the fun 🙂

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Aurelian@CaptainNewDeal·21 Eyl

@DGrantChandler @mhdksafa They've always played it like he's the same guy. James Bond 007. Of course,it got silly a long time ago. They should have just acknowledged that it's a cover identity with different agents, but they must have thought it would weaken the character. Maybe he's a Time Lord.

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Mohamad Safa@mhdksafa·20 Eyl

For all you snowflakes losing your minds over a black mermaid, meet the new James Bond.

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@IguessAlan @EmilyLShepherd @discord @rabbit_hmi @1AyyN0N @PirateSoftware @iamjonjackson @sandeep_22_