David Lewallyn

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David Lewallyn

David Lewallyn

@DLewallyn

Orlando Katılım Haziran 2011
194 Takip Edilen76 Takipçiler
UFO mania
UFO mania@maniaUFO·
A man just emerged from a portal and was caught on live television in South America.🧐🤔
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Peter Millar
Peter Millar@petermillar·
Before the second major of the year, let's do a quick giveaway. RT and follow for your chance to win! ✍️ @JustinRose99 ✍️ Cameron Young ✍️ @Samburns66 ✍️ Ryan Gerard Winner will be selected at 12 pm ET on Thursday, May 14.
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David Lewallyn
David Lewallyn@DLewallyn·
@budweiserusa Can you just give me the beer, I’m afraid I’d do something wasteful with the money.
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Budweiser
Budweiser@budweiserusa·
We're giving away a SUMMER'S WORTH OF BEER MONEY in honor of America's 250th Anniversary. Enter now by commenting #BudGreatDelivery #Sweepstakes for your chance to win. 🦅🐴
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David Lewallyn
David Lewallyn@DLewallyn·
@cstegmaier This is the kind of brilliance I strive for. Some me want to cure cancer, some men want to go to mars. But I just want to make the perfect joke.
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Christian Stegmaier
Christian Stegmaier@cstegmaier·
Assuming Ted Turner’s funeral will start at 7:05 pm.
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MYGOLFSPY
MYGOLFSPY@MyGolfSpy·
And for the average Joe… May I present the Toyota special ;)
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MYGOLFSPY
MYGOLFSPY@MyGolfSpy·
Looks only. No performance. No brand bias. Rank these irons 1 → 4 (best to worst) based purely on how they look. Be honest…which one are you actually proud to pull? 👇 Drop your rankings
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David Lewallyn
David Lewallyn@DLewallyn·
@FDSportsbook 95% of the average population can’t hit a baseball 330 ft period, let alone square one up of skenes. Most of them will 💩 themselves when they see what 95+ looks like up close
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FanDuel Sportsbook
FanDuel Sportsbook@FDSportsbook·
Would you rather... A. Be given $50,000 right now B. Have 100 pitches to hit a HR off of Paul Skenes for $100 million
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David Lewallyn
David Lewallyn@DLewallyn·
@TheBearsBurner Brodie to Prothro in 05, sitting in the gator section. Still the loudest I’ve heard BDS.
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Bear Bryant’s Burner
Bear Bryant’s Burner@TheBearsBurner·
What is your favorite memory as a Bama fan? I’ll go first. Mark Ingram and Julio doing the gator chomp after beating Florida in the SECCG in 2009.
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Andy Staples
Andy Staples@AndyStaples·
Bonus Random Ranking: Top 5 Alabama (the band) songs… 1. Love In The First Degree 2. Dixieland Delight 3. Feels So Right 4. Mountain Music 5. If You’re Gonna Play in Texas Honorable mention: Christmas In Dixie, providing harmonies for Deep River Woman
Andy Staples@AndyStaples

First of all, I’ll hear no criticism of Alabama (the band). Second, the fact that Tennessee weaponizes DD (because the truck sex happens within Tennessee’s borders) adds yet another layer that makes the tradition even more fun.

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Phoenix 🇺🇸
Phoenix 🇺🇸@Phoenix2A_1980s·
I probably watched this 10 times in a row. My GOD. 😂😭💀
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Vinny’s Corner
Vinny’s Corner@VinnysCorner1·
Name a legendary first basemen that doesn’t get talked about enough I’ll start: Rafael Palmeiro
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David Lewallyn
David Lewallyn@DLewallyn·
@MikeBales They act like lunchtime catches them totally off guard at my Publix. Like, “why are all these people hungry in the middle of the day? We only scheduled two people for the deli, oh well, we’ll operate with no urgency whatsoever”……
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸@MikeBales·
Maybe it’s just me and some of the people I’ve talked to, but any time I go to get a Publix sub, no matter which Publix, the deli acts like you’re an asshole for ordering a Publix sub.
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Jeff Eisenband
Jeff Eisenband@JeffEisenband·
You can only pick one golf shirt
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.
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NUCLR GOLF
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF·
🚨⛳️🤦🏼‍♂️ #LIVID — Bryson DeChambeau is NOT happy with the course conditions at LIV Mexico City @BrysonLegion “You got destroyed grass… oh this is rough.” “Guys this is what we’re playing on apparently!” (Via: perisgoIf/IG)
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
I need to settle a debate
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