David Lewallyn
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Before the second major of the year, let's do a quick giveaway. RT and follow for your chance to win!
✍️ @JustinRose99
✍️ Cameron Young
✍️ @Samburns66
✍️ Ryan Gerard
Winner will be selected at 12 pm ET on Thursday, May 14.

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@budweiserusa Can you just give me the beer, I’m afraid I’d do something wasteful with the money.
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We're giving away a SUMMER'S WORTH OF BEER MONEY in honor of America's 250th Anniversary. Enter now by commenting #BudGreatDelivery #Sweepstakes for your chance to win. 🦅🐴

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@cstegmaier This is the kind of brilliance I strive for. Some me want to cure cancer, some men want to go to mars. But I just want to make the perfect joke.
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@FDSportsbook 95% of the average population can’t hit a baseball 330 ft period, let alone square one up of skenes. Most of them will 💩 themselves when they see what 95+ looks like up close
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@TheBearsBurner Brodie to Prothro in 05, sitting in the gator section. Still the loudest I’ve heard BDS.
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@AndyStaples “Take me down” certified sock on the door handle song
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Bonus Random Ranking: Top 5 Alabama (the band) songs…
1. Love In The First Degree
2. Dixieland Delight
3. Feels So Right
4. Mountain Music
5. If You’re Gonna Play in Texas
Honorable mention: Christmas In Dixie, providing harmonies for Deep River Woman
Andy Staples@AndyStaples
First of all, I’ll hear no criticism of Alabama (the band). Second, the fact that Tennessee weaponizes DD (because the truck sex happens within Tennessee’s borders) adds yet another layer that makes the tradition even more fun.
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@MikeBales They act like lunchtime catches them totally off guard at my Publix. Like, “why are all these people hungry in the middle of the day? We only scheduled two people for the deli, oh well, we’ll operate with no urgency whatsoever”……
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@JeffEisenband Holderness are the best right now and it’s not particularly close.
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🚨⛳️🤦🏼♂️ #LIVID — Bryson DeChambeau is NOT happy with the course conditions at LIV Mexico City @BrysonLegion
“You got destroyed grass… oh this is rough.”
“Guys this is what we’re playing on apparently!”
(Via: perisgoIf/IG)
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