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These fucking idiots buying the dip. What the fuck are you doing? Our dumb fuck of a president isn't going to end the war or stop his crazy bullshit with tariffs.

@unusual_whales He's such a moron.

Hegseth: "Iran begged for this ceasefire, and we all know it."

@TruthTrumpPost What a fat fucking crybaby.

President Trump on Truth Social: So, there you have it, the meeting went well, most points were agreed to, but the only point that really mattered, NUCLEAR, was not. Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz. At some point, we will reach an “ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO IN, ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO OUT” basis, but Iran has not allowed that to happen by merely saying, “There may be a mine out there somewhere,” that nobody knows about but them. THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION, and Leaders of Countries, especially the United States of America, will never be extorted. I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas. We will also begin destroying the mines the Iranians laid in the Straits. Any Iranian who fires at us, or at peaceful vessels, will be BLOWN TO HELL! Iran knows, better than anyone, how to END this situation which has already devastated their Country. Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft and Radar are useless, Khomeini, and most of their “Leaders,” are dead, all because of their Nuclear ambition. The Blockade will begin shortly. Other Countries will be involved with this Blockade. Iran will not be allowed to profit off this Illegal Act of EXTORTION. They want money and, more importantly, they want Nuclear. Additionally and, at an appropriate moment, we are fully “LOCKED AND LOADED,” and our Military will finish up the little that is left of Iran!

More war, futures red oil up is my guess.

@DeItaone HA! Trump trying to tell his daddy to calm down is pure comedy.

TRUMP URGES NETANYAHU TO TONE DOWN LEBANON STRIKES President Trump called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu yesterday, urging him to scale back strikes in Lebanon to protect the Iran negotiations, a senior official said. Although Lebanon isn’t formally covered by the ceasefire, Israel agreed “to be a helpful partner.” The call followed Netanyahu’s pledge to continue aggressive strikes, which Iran warned could end the truce. The Israeli embassy declined to comment.

@espn coverage of the Masters is total trash. 2 minutes of play, 5 minutes of commercials, and nonstop commentary nobody is interested in.

Who's really in charge of Demented Trump? This guy.

@ShadowofEzra Trump's daddy not backing down.

Benjamin Netanyahu rejects President Trump’s ceasefire and says the war will continue against Iran at any time he chooses. Netanyahu says he will achieve his objectives through further military action under his command. “We are ready to resume the fighting at any moment.” “Our finger is on the trigger.”

Joe Kernen is a p.o.s. still on live tv backing Trump murdering civilians. "Oh he's doing it because..." Fuck you Joe. Scumbag.

@unusual_whales Said the mentally retarded man with the orange face.

Trump: "You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We've got 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect them from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person."

@BulwarkOnline Polling in Venezuela? For fucks sake get his ass out of office. Fucking embarrassing.

Trump: "I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this I can got to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take long. I'm good at language. I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

What a "Christian" Trump is. Mr. upside-down bible celebrates Easter by posting this trash and praising Allah.

@unusual_whales war mongering p.o.s.

Hegseth: "We've been willing to lead, President Trump has led the entire time, but it's not just us. You might want to start learning how to fight for yourself."

What happened at 8pm? $SPY

@unusual_whales Says the guy who knows all about failing.

Trump: "Yeah, Cuba's going to be next. Cuba's a mess, it's a failing country, and they're going to be next."

Nobody seems to be interested in this opening performance by the Chain Smokers for the Arizona vs Michigan game. #Finalfour

@RpsAgainstTrump Trump hasn't worked a day in his life.

BREAKING: Steven Cheung, Trump spokesman, denies rumors that Trump was taken to Walter Reed hospital: “On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office,” Cheung wrote on Twitter The White House called a lid at 11:08 a.m., meaning no public appearances or events are expected from the president for the rest of the day.

@RpsAgainstTrump What in the actual fuck is this? Wrestlemania? I can't wait until these fucking dumb shits are out of office.

Fox News reports that among the people on the shortlist to replace Pam Bondi as AG are Jeanine Pirro and Alina Habba. Habba, a former Trump attorney and former U.S. attorney for New Jersey who was disqualified by a judge, appears to have launched a campaign for the job. Yesterday she posted a photo of herself with Donald Trump and JD Vance in the Oval Office, writing: “Always an honor 🇺🇸” No idea who the next AG will be, but they’ll probably be worse than Pam Bondi.

@zjgmystic @rawsalerts You don't live in Florida so your opinion means nothing. Also, I doubt you are a resident of Chicago either so you don't know what you're talking about.

@DM017318 @rawsalerts First off, they are raising the funds for the project, secondly, no one (even majority of the local residents) wanted the bland grey building that Obama built in Chicago!

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as new renderings have been released showcasing President Donald J. Trump’s proposed Presidential Library, set to be built in the heart of Miami. The project is expected to become one of the tallest buildings in Miami, Florida, and will feature a full museum experience, including exhibits such as fighter jets, the retired Air Force One, and many more.