DM1970

@thehandofbeadle Think they booked flights and non refundable villa in USA 🤣🤣

Mad how Maguire's family are all kicking off yet we've heard nothing from Foden's. I thought his mum would be outside Tuchel's office waving a can of Carling about offering straighteners by now

@MemzAFC Arsenal put back into FA cup as found CCTV of Southampton videoing training session before quarter final

One more win to go

@zarajazmyn @VideosIrish Hold on 🤣🤣

@VideosIrish What the hell is he trying to do

Shankill dublin

@MarkHeath45 3 of them on the jury then you won't get a guilty verdict , why else do you think it's taking so long ?

In all the chaos today, you may have missed the fact, that jurors are now deliberating their decision on the outcome of the two filthbags who attacked armed officers at Manchester airport!! Decision expected in the coming days!! What are we expecting??

@caffyhank 🤣🤣 robbed mower but sound , does he cut grass now with scissors?

@DM1970UK Me gardener is sound tbf even tho he robbed me lawn mower, could deffo do with a painter me kid smears all kinds on me walls daily

Going through all my friend requests accepting lads, they have to either be fit or qualified to do some sort of maintenance. Just accepted a plasterer, just need a joiner in woodwork and sticker now and I’m all set

@AuntCunt @fesshole You dated Herr Schitte ?

@fesshole Does he also shit on your chest

Married a German who is fantastic in bed. Except that anytime we do things that require him to stand, he has to put his slippers on. I need to know if this is because he's him or because he's German but can't ask anyone.

@afowler06 Be cheaper to run it of CBD oil than petrol at the moment 🤣 Fair play lad , hard work pays in the end 👍🏻👍🏻

Unreal experience 🤩 picking up my Porsche today, something I’d always dreamed of as a kid but never really thought it would come true 🙏🏻 so grateful ❤️#hardworkpaysoff

@CorksRedFM Bet they move out 🤣🤣

Someone in Ballincollig, Cork just became €305,000 richer 🤯 #CashMachine

@AuntCunt I once rang my home phone and left a message saying " you fucking idiot don't forget to put the brackets in the van tomorrow" as I had forgot that day , got home listened to it and was going mental trying to work out who had called me a fucking idiot 🤣🤣

Forgot I text myself a shopping list and was like who the FUCK is this now

@wakeupmummy No tomato ?

Morning lovelies. My Son won’t surface until lunchtime. Don’t ask what time he got in. So I’m waking him with sausage, eggs, bacon and bubble n squeak. Plus a tall glass of Orange juice. He doesn’t eat baked beans (weirdo). I’ve got Trigger whining because he can’t get into Rowley’s bedroom. Knit a row, purl a row Carey! Keep calm and carry on knitting. 😂🤷‍♀️ Have a great day lovelies. 💕💕

@DoloresTom27 @ExposedGreens @soyoprincess Haha , so if we're pictures of his dad in Nazi uniform doing salutes that would be ok ?

@ExposedGreens @soyoprincess I really dislike this guy and what he stands for. But this is wrong. He’s not responsible for what his parents have done. He should be held accountable for his own actions and policies, not for the actions of others.

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Zack Polanski’s mother, Ava Marder (working name: Anna Aroma), advertised as an BDSM escort and cam model. The mother of the Green Party leader openly advertised online for years — offering hotel trips, couple fantasies, and more. She even ran her own escort website, which was deleted shortly after Zack became leader. Check her old blog here:
 annaaromaescort.wordpress.com Suddenly, Zack’s obsession with breast enlargement hypnosis and decriminalising sex work makes perfect sense.

@AuntCunt @ccshoreditch

@ccshoreditch Works for ant tbh

boys you need to drop the hair dye, you're fooling no one 😬 #OneShow #TheOneShow

@MarkHeath45 93

I will tell you who’s right later!

@MorbidKnowledge But his name is on the cheque 🤣🤣🤣

In July 2020, a Jamaican man identified as "W. Brown" collected a $95 million (JMD) lottery jackpot while wearing a full Darth Vader costume. This was a deliberate safety tactic common in Jamaica, where lottery winners often use elaborate disguises, ranging from emoji heads to movie monsters, to protect themselves from potential kidnapping, robbery, or harassment by relatives. Brown stated he had used the same winning numbers for 20 years.

@caffyhank @Polewka123 Haha I get you , and you should have got joke 🤣🤣

@DM1970UK @Polewka123 You’re turning autistic and don’t get sarcasm 😭 I’m there 8am - 7pm but I’m a very special person and clever girl who bought her own booking system

Just booked airport parking for £16.50 I fucking love it here

@AuntCunt @Mrcryptoxwhale Lord Ron of Cuntland 🤣🤣 Does he get a tartan ?

@Mrcryptoxwhale Anyone know if he wants to be a lord or make her a lady? I’ve got a patch of grass here in Scotland I’m willing to sell him for 40million

@Thisisdublin0 More amazed no one has nicked the tools off the back while it was parked 🤣🤣

Mitsubishi What ?

@caffyhank @Polewka123 Your turning into a geek 🤣🤣

@Polewka123 Yeah gonna go plane watching mate

@PaulDow2026 @alphafox 🤣🤣🤣 how about the fact they got the CEO of the company coming to film a video of him eating a hotdog , you think they might skip the ordering bit and set table up for the shoot ? 🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣

This man is the only thing preventing the Costco hot dog from going over $1.50, protect him at all costs!!