Dmas

@AffluentMist @stfukhaleeed I refuse to be a ho's retirement plan. Fuck that

@stfukhaleeed Never judge by one frame, She won in every chapter.

This is why you should never judge someone by one phase of their life.

@SamLovesEngland how dare you slander Ugabuga. he won the Ballon d'Or!! Best No.7 in the world

FIFTEEN of the 26-man England squad are Africans now. The meme is becoming reality.

@GMahlBeats @Hopelesserain I mean her name was Bubbles

@Hopelesserain GYATTTTT DAMN

So glad he was able to reunite with the girls before he passed Rip Tom Kane 💙

@EvanoMemba toa support home. it's not your responsibility to feed your parents. toa girlfriend's support. first focus on your growth not another persons

Thika road and Nairobi CBD aside. Help a brother, If this was you, what would you cut first to increase your savings?

@bnf_039 @EvanoMemba Where in Nairobi, pray tell, will you get a house less than 8750/-. a decent non slum area

@EvanoMemba If you spend half of your rent on Transport, you’ve highly miscalculated. With KES 35,000 net, find a house below 8,750. Never pay more than 25% of your income on rent. I know most who recommend 20% or less. Reduce clothing by half. I’ve given you more than 3,000 for free.

@celebriD Never involve yourself in shit between 2 people who share a bed

Eddie Ray Hill Jr. lost his life trying to protect a female coworker during a domestic violence situation involving her estranged husband. The husband showed up at her workplace, Eddie stepped in to help, and he was shot to death. The husband then injured his wife before taking his own life. Stories like Eddie’s do not get enough attention. He was someone’s son, father, brother, and friend. Too often, men risk their lives stepping into dangerous situations without knowing the full history, the threats involved, or whether weapons are present. In this case, the husband was reportedly a convicted murderer out on parole. This is why I constantly tell men to be cautious when intervening in domestic disputes. You may think you are helping, but you may not know what kind of violence or instability you are walking into. Some men end up losing their lives trying to save someone else. Rest in paradise to Eddie Ray Hill Jr. Prayers to his family, loved ones, and everyone affected by this tragedy. His funeral will be held on May 25.

@DevinMcgra18931 @Osama_otero Na wewe mtumba German yako iko wapi? Wivu, Uvivu, roho black na heartburn ndio zenyu.

@Osama_otero Wait Kwani wewe ni rich? owning a mtumba German car is not rich..kijana mjinga

I just cant prove it but I know it is a poor person who did this.

@kenyasgossips Hii gitu iligulwa..., Iligulwa!

Kenyan man Abel Arthur has touched hearts after gifting a stranger an iPhone XS following a matatu encounter from Juja to Nairobi CBD. He noticed a lady struggling with her badly damaged Android phone while texting her mother. Touched by her situation, Abel who sells ex-UK iPhones decided to track her down and surprise her with a new phone. After posting the story online, he received over 1,000 Dms, with many people pretending to be the lady. He even traveled to Thika after being misled by a fake claimant. Abel eventually found the real lady and gifted her the iPhone XS. She is a JKUAT student who does part-time nail work to support herself.

@HumansNoContext I never knew they use their tail feathers as a rudder

bro switched to eco mode

@Logic451 @Whiledvid A perfect example of the dunning-Kruger effect

@Whiledvid Total bull shit, without a tail rotor it would start doing a death spin.

5 months ago, a Ka-226 helicopter crashed in russia with employees of the military plant "Kizlyar Electromechanical Plant" The accident killed the deputy general director, chief engineer and chief designer

@ngash93 @NelsonHavi Kijana heartburn itakumaliza. Mwezi ujao ukipata pesa zako usilipe rent, maji, stima etc. Send it to the orphans you're talking about. Usikae mtandao ukiadvice wengine jinsi ya kutumia hela zao

@NelsonHavi A car is the lowest form achievement in any sane society if you paid school fees for 1000 orphans in Westlands 1000 families will remember that but a car not even your watchman will remember it

Do not wait to be gifted on your birthday. Just go and get yourself a befitting gift for a hardworking 48 years old from the manufacturer.

@PostFromProtest @celtic_switch @jonsopel You obviously don't know where the Ural Mountains are mate

@celtic_switch @jonsopel It's not about Russians, it's about their autocrat of a leader Putin, who is trying to invade Ukraine (and install a puppet government), just like he did in Georgia and other Ural bordering countries. But you knew that already didn't you.

So Russia provides intel to Iran to help them in war against the US, and in reply Trump lifts sanctions on Russian oil. Almost as though he wants to make Putin the winner in all this

@oumanelson @K24Tv Same way most employed are 1 lost paycheck away from also losing everything

@K24Tv Statistics are very good in theory, Kwa ground those pipo in business are one debt away from shutting down their only livelihood

CS Mbadi: In this country, the balance between salaried workers and the self-employed is almost fifty-fifty. Yet, the PAYE we collect from salaried Kenyans is about 600 billion, while from the self-employed, it is not more than 50 billion. There is a gap somewhere, and that is why we are working to correct it. #K24Siasa

@ArcSadam Safe Haven? Negro first deal with Boko Haram then start spewing nonsense

Nigeria 🇳🇬 has the most powerful military in West Africa and ranks 3rd in Africa. Nigeria feels like a safe haven for Africans if World War III/World War 3 (WWIII) breaks out.

@Mellylawrence7 @KyaloIntel No, don't curl up in a corner and cry, walk away, sue for assault. Anyone akikupiga atarudia tena in the future, the first time this happens, immediately walk away. and this applies to men in violent relationships too

@DMasafu @KyaloIntel You prefer she curls up in a corner and cry?…He must learn a very painful lesson. For every action, there has to be consequences 😊

Some men are just stupid!

@Mellylawrence7 @KyaloIntel Then you and him are not different. Both violent

@KyaloIntel A man can never hit me like this. I will pay goons and get him a beating of life. Kata hizo vidole kabisa tuone atakunja ngumi kiaje. Useless man. These are the kind who are scared of their fellow men but try to force dominance in their homes to their weak wives and children 👎🏾

@tomthegrinch @rinalu_ The USSR couldn't attack Germany at that time. The Red army simply wasn't strong enough. Especially still reeling with the effects of the purges. Stalin knew a war with Germany was inevitable. But he wanted to buy time. That's why Barbarossa shook him.

@rinalu_ It's just a pity the Soviet Union chose to ally with the Nazis and invade Poland with them in 1939, when WW2 actually started. Imagine if it had declared war on Germany with UK and France then, avoiding Barbarossa two years later.

Stalingrad killed more Axis soldiers than D-Day, Normandy, and the Battle of the Bulge combined. The Nazis concentrated around Stalingrad 80 divisions, nearly 1 million troops. And it wasn't just Hitler's Germans: two Romanian armies, an Italian army, and a Hungarian army were there as well. The fighting was brutal - for every house, every staircase, every shed. By the time Paulus (the German field marshal who commanded the 6th Army at Stalingrad) capitulated, the Axis had lost an estimated 1.5 million men.

@StockXcapital @rinalu_ Stalin wasnt born in Stalingrad you dunce

The battle of Stalingrad was an egotistical battle. It served no military or economic benefit . Hiller just wanted to embarrass Stalin . And Stalin didn’t want to lose his home town . If hitler was patient & focused on The Caucasus… would have made a huge difference . Japan also made a significant error and should have attacked Russia from the south instead of the usa. These mistakes ultimately lead to their downfalls

@sandripavli @SenoreAmore They're both descendants of the KGB

@SenoreAmore Glad to see, GUR shares same traditional values as FSB.

🇺🇦 Ukrainian banker Oleksandr Adarich was found dead in Italy. He was thrown out of a window while already dead. He reportedly arrived in Milan on January 23 to conclude a "secret" agreement. Signs of being bound and beaten were found on Adarich's body.

@kanyeusi_ @cbs_ke Hakuna mtu mjinga kwa hii dunia kama mtu wa Boda boda

@cbs_ke Na hamtatufanyia kitu.. clearly the drivers fault, where is he looking if not in front. If he’s checking the traffic his car shouldn’t be moving

If it were a car that hit a bodaboda rider, thugs would have already burned it down. But when a bodaboda rider hits a vehicle’s headlight or bumper, they simply speed off without accountability. Let’s help identify this boda boda rider. Number plate: KMEW 151F, TVS motorcycle, red in color. The incident is clearly captured on dashcam. @BodaAssnofKenya @RSAIKenya @RoadKenya