
Mark Nelson
7.5K posts

Mark Nelson
@celtic_switch
Freedom loving Cornish villager. Social Credit Score minus 10.





Have you been to Europe recently? A word about bottle caps. They don’t completely detach. It’s an environmental measure. Also I assume toddlers are less likely to swallow one. I will admit it took me a year to get used to it but now I am and it’s fine.


@DebiEvansMatron We don’t disclose the location of the house for privacy reasons. Please refrain from sharing details on social media.

Sorry for this, but in conclusion: the girl (drunken trash) who ran out on stage at the Crucible today is the porn/OnlyFans actress "Sasha Swan". It was pure PR to get herself talked about. An absolute disgrace for snooker. Hope it never happens again. #WorldChampionship






Why is a brand new showroom £60,000 Ford Capri available on the taxpayer funded motability scheme? Taking the piss out of hard working taxpayers looks like this 🤡






Dear restaurant owners: We ALL hate the QR code menu. Stop. -everyone






















