David Gozzard
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David Gozzard
@DRG_physics
Senior Research Fellow at @ICRAR @uwanews firing lasers into space. Excited by all things #science & #scicomm.









Popping into the shop for ‘a couple of things’ but you’re too stubborn to go back for a basket

How armadillos gather foliage for their nests


Following a standard workplace safety check, I have just received an email from a university administrator in which my custom of keeping books on the shelves in my office is described as "the unnecessary storing of combustible materials".



Most enjoyable places to urinate, in order: Your own swimming pool Your own garden The sea Someone else's swimming pool Someone else's garden A toilet When defecating, the order is reversed.



How the cable was closing up & catching of the CZ-10B 1st stage.

@BG3UTBG We have a bird called a spangled drongo. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spangled_…



Dear @Disney - are you aware that, in Australian vernacular, there is an episode of Spidey and His Amazing Friends called "Blowjob on Methamphetamine"?



