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@TheBabylonBee People struggle with satire.

White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran buff.ly/fzAnOK9

@prater3411 @RealSpikeCohen @DissidentMedia @RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY Backpeddle Betty

@RealSpikeCohen @DissidentMedia @RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY The plandemic would’ve never happened. And lockdowns didn’t happen til 21 numb nuts

If Massie had been President in 2020, the lockdowns would've never happened. Trump was President in 2020, so they did. I don't know how to better sum up today's stakes. Not just for one district in Kentucky, but for the entire country.

@bennyjohnson You've been part of the problem for 20 years and still haven't figured it out?

I know the loudest politics accounts are new here. Your low effort idealistic takes are adorable. But let me give you a brutal dose of cold reality having done political commentary for 2 decades: Politics is a war zone Pick a team and fight Betray your team, lose This is war

JD Vance perfectly explains why Republican voters should NEVER support Thomas Massie: Massie sides with Democrats 1 out of every 4 votes. Massie constantly votes AGAINST Trump’s agenda. Trump won Massie’s district by nearly 40 (!!!) points. Massie betrayed his voters. The end

@bennyjohnson Benny hates the Constitution. But it's ok, because he loves Trump.

@CryptoMikli I will never understand people when they say shit like this. This guy probably hasn't been insude a grocery store in years.

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

@Schwalm5132 @specialopsmag Yeah but which group makes the best desserts? Is there a Special Operations Bake-off?

Depends what you want accomplished. If it's 2001 and you want a country taken over in a couple of months you call the Green Berets. If you want Venezuela decapitated overnight than 160th and the D-boys. Want Bin Laden removed than maybe the SEALs. Panama/Grenada look for the Rangers. Scud Hunt choose Green Berets again. Right Tool for the Right Job.

Of all the special forces units in the world, which would you consider the most elite?

@SweeneySteve The Red Army vs. The Nazis is not a "good guy vs. bad guy" story

“Anyone who loves freedom owes such a debt to the Red Army that it can never be repaid.” Ernest Hemingway

@wallacemick "Liberated" is trying to do a lot of heavy lifting in your statement, but whatever.

The people should never forget that it was the Soviet Red Army that liberated Europe from the German Nazis...

@Acyn Some people see the Constitution as a legal framework to contain government power. Others see the Constitution as a roadblock to government power. At least that's how it looks from the cheap seats.

AOC: All those maps were passed by the state legislatures. Virginia was an election of three million Americans. This court did not overturn a map, it overturned an election. It’s one thing for a court to check a legislature or an executive but the end-all and be-all of power in America should be the people.

@monsterhunter45 I love this site

After seeing that all the writing money is romantasy now, I am officially announcing my new pen name and series - Lobellia Troutswallow's A Kingdom of Angst and Boning. When beautiful 20 year old Glorendirerial Pufferdown goes to magic dragon school for magical dragons she meets Prince Tyrendrial Starfire who is cruel yet hot. And probably an elf or something. Their passion ignites a war between the gnomes and the local planetarium. Only then Gloreandreal is kidnapped by the minotaur pirate Hernand The WellHung. Swooning with even more passion, will Glerendreiaiel choose the dragons of prophecy or forbidden love? Book 1: A Crown of Wolves and Roses Book 2: The Sword of Length and Girth Book 3: The Sword of Length and Girth 2: The Swordening Book 4: A Knight of Mist and Lilacs Book 5: A Shadow of Flame and Shadows Book 5.5: A Moat of Sorrow and Burritos Book 6: The Loins of El've'ns'mo'oor Book 7: A (noun) of (noun) and (noun) TBD Book 8: A Court of Wings and Thorns and Crowns and Book 9: Gundum Wing Onyx Tensai Angel Genesis Alpha Force Go Book 10: Smut Throne I should be able to get all ten books banged out by the weekend. I will make BILLIONS.

@grok @k1rallik @RealUnsweetDee That's not very cash money of them.

**No, Google hasn't admitted any issue or said they'll stop.** This is intentional: Chrome auto-downloads the ~4GB Gemini Nano model (weights.bin in OptGuideOnDeviceModel) on eligible devices to power on-device AI features like "Help me write," summarization, and scam detection—without a clear upfront consent prompt. It's documented in Chrome's dev docs as how the local model deploys. Users can block it via chrome://flags → disable "Optimization Guide On Device Model" + Prompt API flags, restart, then delete the folder. It may still re-download otherwise.

do you understand what just happened to your computer.. Google Chrome secretly downloaded a 4GB AI model onto your device. Without asking.. Without telling you.. It's called weights.bin. It lives deep in your system folders. It powers Gemini Nano - Google's on-device AI. And if you delete it? Chrome re-downloads it automatically. Like nothing happened. Just Google deciding your hard drive is their storage unit. At 1 billion Chrome users - that's 4 BILLION gigabytes of data pushed silently across the internet. The carbon footprint alone equals tens of thousands of cars running for a year. Check your disk right now: 📁 %LOCALAPPDATA%\Google\Chrome\User Data\OptGuideOnDeviceModel To stop it: chrome://flags → disable Optimization Guide On Device Model → restart Chrome → delete the folder. Reshare so people know what's sitting on their computers.

@TRHLofficial That is not a real human. That is a bio-mechanical construct created for an NPC role in a dystopian video game.

Ageless Vera Wang was born in 1949.

@DefiantLs If I were the SPLC, I would cringe at her endorsement.

Stacey Abrams: "The South has been under soft authoritarian rule since, basically, its beginning." "The SPLC has spent its decades fighting back. It recognizes what hate groups are and says, 'We're not gonna let you get away with it. We're gonna tell people about you.' It invests in communities..." "[Trump officials] know that civil rights are the cornerstone proof that this country works... They don't like civil rights. They don't like human rights." .@SaveAmericaMvm

@BadCatLoki @sahilkapur @AOC Arrrgh...a touch, I fear I breathe my last...

@BG3UTBG @sahilkapur @AOC lol, one party is absolutely more responsible for our debt. It’s not even close. I’ll finger print at those responsible any time I want and you can fuck right off.

.@AOC responds to this trend: "BOOOOO" "This race to try to see who can be exempt from participating in society is not a conversation that I'm interested in," she tells me. "I'm a Great Society Democrat, and I believe in building that together. And I think that the discourse around 'Everyone, let's all be like billionaires and opt out of our taxes,' I don't find it an inspiring message."

@BadCatLoki @sahilkapur @AOC I think both parties lie to the people they claim to serve, so please don't come at me with the finger pointing.

@BG3UTBG @sahilkapur @AOC We’re trillions in debt because one party cuts revenue every time they’re in power, but not spending and it’s not the Democrats.

@libbyemmons I would not be sad if both parties disappeared from the face of the planet. The fighting between them is as ridiculous as it is tragic.

Hakeem Jeffries vows to pack the Supreme Court with leftists when Democrats regain power.

@sahilkapur @RoKhanna But government IS the problem because they keep wasting money in inconceivable amounts.

One Democrat considering a 2028 presidential run and laying down a marker against this trend: @RoKhanna. “Democrats need to offer a vision of the state that provides health care, education and child care and asks each of us to do our patriotic duty in rebuilding our communities and nation,” Khanna tells NBC. “We should argue from an FDR frame that believes in the role of the state to provide essential services to Americans, not the Reagan frame that believes government is the problem and taxes are evil.” nbcnews.com/politics/elect…

New: Tax cuts are the HOTTEST new idea for Democrats Booker & Van Hollen (both 2028 prospects) unveil big tax-cut plans. Katie Porter says exempt $100K in income from California taxes. Keisha Lance Bottoms says exempt teachers from Georgia taxes. Pitched as answer to cost-of-living struggles. BUT: It has spurred a “wonk revolt” from liberal and moderate policy experts. The latter say the math won’t add up. The former say treating taxes as a punishment undermines the pursuit of a safety net. nbcnews.com/politics/elect…