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They make me think of this scene from Home Alone: Airport Scene - Home Alone (1990) youtu.be/kX3GOBmNL6w?si… via @YouTube

Why do ducks always fly like they’re late for a connecting flight?

I’m getting to the age where I’ve done almost every Charles Wysocki Christmas puzzle. Here’s to one more ride on sleigh, “Hickory Haven Canal - 1000 piece”!

Have you ever noticed how 80% of a squirrel’s work day is spent just furiously itching itself?

I’m proposing Jacob’s law: “There can only be one named law per name, so don’t waste it on something unimportant”

I mean seriously youtu.be/7UeJ5wmXW6k?si…

“Don’t mess with Texas” was coined in the 80s as the key slogan of a wildly successful DOT funded anti-littering campaign ❤️

If Severance had WFH, they’d be SO much more productive.

@DavidALapham’s “Stray Bullets: Killers” (and its preceding storyline) gave me the most intense tragic catharsis I’ve ever experienced. It’s two days later and I’m still high as kite on the human condition. I never would have guessed a comic book could do that to me.

You know insect populations are rapidly declining when you’re dazzled at the sight of a SINGLE firefly

@WillaGoodfellow With some extra steps, so not just anyone could handle it. Thankfully we weren’t impacted. I just watched from the sidelines and felt sorry for everyone involved

@DRZIZZA Seriously? Reboot EACH computer?

I hate updating software @DRZIZZA

@WillaGoodfellow Ha, yes, a crash/error can indeed be “promising” in certain contexts

@DRZIZZA I know you were not in the room. But I totally can see you in this thread

@applepods So like 12.5 days. Very doable.

The 3 Body Problem had some ok moments but I definitely prefer Bodies, Bodies, Bodies

If you’ve ever felt the need to rank your favorite Eurovision contestants, I probably don’t know you, but I made you an app. ŠČ! eurovision-ranker.com #esc #eurovision

I just accidentally recreated Y2K in an app I’m working on. For perspective, it took me about 3 mins to fix it.

Hey guys, B. Streisand’s first name is spelled (and presumably pronounced?): Barbra.

If you get a little mixed up while playing the first verse of Bacharach’s “Close to You” you might end up singing “Why do birds fall down from the sky, every time you walk by?”