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D’Ranch Life

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Christian, Common sense, USA 1st! We farm on Lake of the Ozarks🐓🐄🐑🐖♥️permaculture. 5⭐B&B, Campground, Safe space from city chaos. 🇺🇸No Bots/Crypto/DMs!🚫

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D’Ranch Life
D’Ranch Life@DRanchLife·
Let's talk fodder. Several of you expressed interest, so here's a quick rundown. Chickens naturally eat grass. Most people don't know that, they think chickens peck corn and seed exclusively. But they will eat anything that's green including grass, weeds, flowers, your entire vegetable garden... 😂 When you purchase free range, farm-raised eggs you will notice the yolks are almost orange. Fun fact, the chlorophyll in green plants is what gives them that beautiful color. It also enhances the vitamins in the egg. Obviously, in the winter, there is no green grass in most areas. To mimic this, you can simply sprout any grain, seed, or legume you have. The clear egg cartons work great for this if you only have a few chickens. Otherwise, go for cake pans, or even sheet pans. Simply spread the seed and soak it. Some of the larger seeds and legumes benefit from a tiny bit of seed starter soil. Cover with plastic wrap or a clear lid, and let the magic happen. In 3 to 7 days you will have a banquet for your chickens. Wheat, rye, and oats are very easy to grow. Within 5 days they can be 4 in tall. Beets and broccoli are also easy. If you want to really spoil them, use a large pot with cheap potting soil. This time of year, after they eat the sprouts, they will dust bathe in the new soil which is so beneficial. Happy Chicken farming!
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D’Ranch Life@DRanchLife·
What is the biggest time suck of your day? For me, it's answering messages. Every morning I have texts, messenger, chats, emails, website questions, Airbnb messages, and hipcamp messages. Sometimes it takes 2 hours to filter them all. 😟
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D’Ranch Life@DRanchLife·
Cardinals are singing as the sun goes down today. I hope that's a good sign. ❤️
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D’Ranch Life@DRanchLife·
Good morning beautiful people. It's 5:45 a.m., rise and shine!
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Update: Wednesday The department-wide meeting I was not invited I went anyway 8am Walked in Legal pad in hand The room was full Not just HR Not just finance The entire floor Someone from marketing was there She had "Identified Adjective: Creative" in her email signature I've never met her HR stood at the front PowerPoint on the screen Slide one: "Email Signature Policy: Clarification & Compliance" I sat in the front row HR looked at me I opened my legal pad She began "Effective immediately, the email signature policy will require identified pronouns only. Adjectives are not included." I raised my hand She said "we're not taking questions yet" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order. The current policy says 'identified.' It does not specify a part of speech. You're changing the policy, not clarifying it." Legal was in the back of the room He nodded Again HR said "we've updated the language" I said "when" She said "this morning" I said "so the policy I complied with yesterday is no longer the policy today" She said "correct" I said "and I'm the one being non-compliant" The room was quiet The controller raised his hand He said "so do I remove 'Tired' or not" Someone in the back laughed HR did not laugh The analyst was standing in the doorway I didn't invite him He came anyway He was holding a legal pad I looked at him He looked at me I didn't say anything But I noted it HR said "going forward, signatures will include name, title, and identified pronouns. Nothing else." I said "I'll comply with the new policy" She looked surprised I said "effective today. As written. Until someone changes it again." My boss said "I think that's fair" HR closed the PowerPoint Meeting adjourned in 14 minutes I walked out The analyst followed me He said "so the adjectives are gone?" I said "from the signature, yes" He said "that's it?" I said "the policy changed. So I'll change." He looked confused I said "but the policy didn't say anything about the out-of-office auto-reply" He stared at me I stared back He smiled First time I've ever seen that kid smile at work I think he just earned his first adjective Updated my out-of-office to: Thank you for your email. I am currently unavailable. Best, Ethan Brooks Identified Adjectives: Smart / Handsome Identified Chromosomes: XY For urgent matters, please contact HR. They love hearing from people. Sent from my iPhone
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g

Wednesday is tomorrow HR scheduled a department-wide meeting about identified adjectives I was not invited Neither was legal I have my legal pad ready My analyst asked if he should come I said "you haven't earned that yet" Any last-minute agenda items from stakeholders before I walk in uninvited? Drop them below Will report back on how it goes Wish me luck Actually don't I don't need it Best, Ethan Brooks Identified Adjectives: Smart / Handsome Sent from my iPhone

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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
Why aren't we talking about Steve Bannon and his connection to Epstein anymore?!
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Nikita Bier@nikitabier·
The fortress we are building—and the layers of redundancy—to protect the platform against the AI Slopacalypse will seem obvious in a few months. Whether we use every tool in our toolkit is TBD, but it would be negligent to not have them ready.
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Nick shirley
Nick shirley@nickshirleyy·
After last nights and the constant doxxing attempts and threats from people who want to attack me largely due to politicians and leftist hate filled rhetoric as I expose billion dollar fraud schemes stealing from taxpayers I’ve decided it’s time to raise money for security cost once again unfortunately You can donate here: blacklineguardianfund.com If you cannot donate no pressure whatsoever, please like and share this so it can get in the eyes of those that can. God bless, Nick
Nick shirley@nickshirleyy

@bourne_beth2345 @ucdavis People trying to dox me in real time Expose fraud and have you life threatened 24/7 “Run him out of town” for what? Exposing fraud? This is what happens when leftist paint you as a villain for doing something good for the country. Fraudsters always complain the loudest.

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FAFO Farms
FAFO Farms@FAFOFarmsTX·
Devastating updates from the wildfires in Nebraska. I've been cycling through mainstream news today and have yet to see ANY coverage. 100% of donations made to @NECattlemen goes to those affected. Link in comments so hopefully this post gets traction & not nuked. 🔥
Rural Radio Network@RuralRadioNet

TUESDAY UPDATE 🔥 The Morrill Fire has destroyed grazing land for 35,000 cattle, according to an estimate from Nebraska Director of Ag Sherry Vinton. There is an urgent need for temporary ground as wildfires continue to impact producers!

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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Let me know if you're part of the 100% 🙋‍♂️
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Rep. Eli Crane
Rep. Eli Crane@RepEliCrane·
Today, thanks to @RepAndyBiggsAZ, we voted on an amendment to the Constitution of the United States requiring a BALANCED BUDGET for the federal government. Only one democrat voted yes.
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meh@MEHPhotos·
I know you're busy scrolling, but look at this round moss. Round moss!
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Retard Finder
Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
You know they think you're retarded, right?
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D’Ranch Life@DRanchLife·
@data_republican That's why you are seeing them. Every thumbs up or comment increases your chance of seeing more of that content.
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MOMof DataRepublican@data_republican·
Sometimes it's hard for me to scroll down through my For You tab. There seems to be an inordinate amount of suffering, loved ones near death, terminal cancer, kids dying, etc. I'm wondering if I'm seeing so many of these posts because I always try to pray and leave a little comment or emoji. Has anyone else noticed this? I want to pray for everyone, of course, but it's very sad sometimes.
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BuffaloRon
BuffaloRon@BuffaloRon·
So, wife is leaving me again... (yeah, I know you aren't surprised) Should I have a camel in the pasture when she returns? if this get's 10k likes I will do it... have a friend who would sell us one.
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D’Ranch Life@DRanchLife·
@LordLarryWho Makes perfect sense if the rain is artificially created or enhanced through chemicals.
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𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕷𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝖂𝖍𝖔? 👑
@DRanchLife That makes no sense unless you're collecting runoff from a filthy roof. Rain water is nothing more than naturally distilled water (no minerals in it). Water evaporates into a vapor (again, no minerals) and falls back down after it condenses because "gravity is a law".
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D’Ranch Life@DRanchLife·
Just dropped off my 99-year-old neighbor who came to lent service with us tonight. He couldn't come the last 2 weeks, he's been much too busy in his social life 😂 He has a 100th birthday party planned for next February.
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