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@Ruthyrambles @pepcalma How rude! Nowt wrong with us Gooners, apart from being the nearly men again.

@DSB4454 @pepcalma I’m afraid my husband and youngest son are Chelsea season ticket holders so I have to🙄At least they are not Gooners!-that would be no go!

Chelsea fans; if you could bring one back in the summer?

@Ruthyrambles @pepcalma For a Leeds fan Ruth you do seem to have a certain fondness for the Chelski!

@pepcalma Thomas Tuchel

@psfcturbines £20! Worlds gone mad. When I was a lad in the 60's I earned £11 in my first week at work. Took my bird to the flicks and a slap up dinner and then to the boozer and with the change I bought a 3 bed detatched house and a brand new Ford Cortina. Make sure you relegate them!

It's our final match of the season this weekend. 🆚 Hereford 🏟️ Edgar Street, HR4 9JU ⌚️ 12.30PM 🎟️ Adults £20/Concessions £17.50/Under 16s £4.50 Save by securing your tickets in advance using the link below or pay at the turnstiles for a £2-3 price increase. 👇 herefordfc.ticketco.events/uk/en/e/peterb… 🚨 Please note Edgar Street is a cashless stadium and online tickets go off sale midnight on Friday. #psfc

Well done to Coventry City.All the shenanigans the club and fans have had to put up with over the years have been overcome. If they can survive the first year, and with an excellent chairman, hopefully they can thrive.

This must be a first. A WOMAN in a white BMW stopped and waved me out of a junction this morning. Shocked and stunned I tell yer.

@Cairo_xprsk No sirree. But a Gentleman should offer to carry her down the stairs so she can crack on with dinner.

Be honest Yes Or No?

@fc_peterborough @DussyRoversFC Well done lads. Am I right in saying that if you win v Leiston and Framlingham don't win v Clacton you get the home game against them in the play-offs?

The Green Army enjoyed an evening out at The Nest last night supporting our first team in the 4-0 win against @DussyRoversFC 💚

A month ago I sat in the X-Ray dept at my local hospital. A machine had broken down and there was a long wait. At the side of me there was a full-size poster of the human body . Bored silly I began to match the body parts with footballers using rhyming slang. Here's the list.

George Best- CHEST Terry Bly - THIGH Bob Bolder- SHOULDER Jimmy Case- FACE Joe Cole- ARSEHOLE Tommy Coyne-GROIN Ilias Chair- HAIR Sammy Chung- LUNG Harry Cripps- LIPS Bradley Dack- BACK Brian Dear- EAR George Farm- ARM Robert Fleck- NECK

Barry Fry- EYE Neil Finn- SKIN Micky Gynn- CHIN Adrian Heath- TEETH Harry Hood- BLOOD Don Howe- EYEBROW Roger Hunt- **** Jermaine Jenas- PENIS Harry Kane- VEIN Roy Keane- INTESTINE Hans Krankl- ANKLE Shane Long- TONGUE David May- VERTEBRAE

Bertie Mee- KNEE Michael Madar- BLADDER George Meek- CHEEK Bobby Moore- JAW Phil Neal- HEEL Gaz Peet(Bury) - FEET Harry Phipps(Dag &Redbridge) - HIPS David Pegg- LEG Jack Porter(Arsenal) - AORTA Dick Plumb(Charlton) - THUMB Mick Quinn- SHIN Trevor Quow(Peterborough) - ELBOW

Javon Ringer( US NFL)- FINGER Danny Rose- NOSE Tommy Rowe- TOE Rolf Riner(FC Basel) VAGINA Johnny Russell(Dundee Utd) - MUSCLE Percy Sands(Arsenal) - HANDS Ian Selley- BELLY Kieran Scarfe(Peterborough) CALF Jaap Stam- DIAPHRAGM John Stones- BONES John Stead- HEAD

Sidnei(Benfica) - KIDNEY Roderic Teamer( US NFL) - FEMUR Ray Train- BRAIN Scott Twine- SPINE Franklin Twist(Tranmere) - WRIST Van de Vaart- HEART

@hellierd Sadly, Football sold its soul to the devil a long time ago.

Chelsea are selling tickets for the Manchester United game on Saturday at £595 in the west upper. No food or drink included; access to a pay bar and food area.

Leeds surely safe now. Still got the bottom 4 clubs to play.

@derek_erskine11 Have reserved the first two in the series from my library after your earlier recommendation.

A clever and captivating read ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Simon Mason never disappoints ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Compelling and impossible to put down ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ If you only read one police procedural this year make it this one…..Ryan & Ray are the best double act since Morecambe & Wise…..🤣 #booktwitter

Reform UK’s war on tax dodging and fraud is led by people who are experts at tax dodging and fraud. Let’s meet the team. Nigel Farage - Leader. Caught hiding £384,000 in earnings from the parliamentary register. Breached MPs’ code of conduct 17 times. Richard Tice - Deputy Leader. Avoided £600,000 in corporation tax through offshore structures. His company then allegedly failed to withhold £120,000 in tax legally owed to HMRC. Under investigation. Reform’s own manifesto pledged to “Stop the Offshore Taxpayer Rip Off.” Nadhim Zahawi - Senior figure. Paid nearly £5 million to HMRC to settle a tax dispute including penalties for “careless” errors. Also claimed £5,822 to heat his stables on parliamentary expenses. George Cottrell - Farage’s right-hand man. Convicted of wire fraud in the US. Under HMRC investigation for his tax affairs. The party itself - Forced to return £193,000 in illegal donations. More unlawful donations than every other major party combined. Eleven came from people in Monaco, Jersey and Germany. “No one pays more tax than they have to.” - Nigel Farage, defending his deputy

@Ruthyrambles Well I followed you for your love of books, cricket and dogs. Look forward to hearing more of your recommendations.

@DSB4454 Well I couldn’t not follow someone who is a red ball cricket enthusiast &football fan👍

Speechless!This is a phenomenal read👏

@Ruthyrambles Thanks for the follow back. Have click and collect the book from Waterstones. Pick it up tomorrow.

@Ruthyrambles I'm glad I've seen your post, Ruth. I was in two minds over this book. I loved his earlier book, Say Nothing.

@derek_erskine11 @NicholasDAngus @DebbieJH629 I've got them on my radar, Derek.🤪 For some reason I'm not a fan of dual authors but I'm certainly going to try these.

@DSB4454 @NicholasDAngus @DebbieJH629 Dean if you are enjoying the Wisting books you should check out the series Jorn Lier Horst has written with Thomas Enger they are 👌Blix & Ramm……😁

Sooooo many times.