The Schirminator

@CFBKings OFAC ain’t a joke. That’s a pretty simple check

IMG Academy, one of the top high schools in the country known for its talented CFB recruits, has been fined $1.7 million by the U.S. Department of Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control for links to Mexican drug cartels. For over five years, IMG allegedly worked with two people from the cartel. 😬

Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much. - Blaise Pascal

when you lie on your resume and still get the job

I love that he called it bro

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES." 😳 Dual moguls madness as Nick Page skis out of the course for a DNF while his opponent, Ikuma Horishima, barely stays in control and skis over the line BACKWARDS for the win.

NBC is prohibiting the NHL from posting Olympic clips so they're MS paint animating them. Pretty dope, actually.

I'm such a baby ‘cause the Dolphins make me cry

Russian forces cannot keep this up. More pressure from the west is needed semafor.com/article/02/11/…

@NevrLeftFlorida I watched Magic Johnson win the All Star MVP in the home of the Magic

O.G Magic fans can do this only Like this tweet if you ever stepped foot in this building 😏

@todayyearsold Where is the drone footage?

The fact they kept switching camera angles like it’s an actual Olympic event is sending me 😭

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

NYC saw a significant reduction in water usage throughout the five boroughs during the Super Bowl’s #BadBunny halftime show yesterday, but in the 15 minutes right after the show ended, there was a spike in usage equivalent to 761,719 toilets flushing across town.#SBLX

@FSUFootball @Seminoles @SeminoleBooster @FSUTickets @SeminolesSN @ACCFootball @accnetwork Stay classy Tallahassee! #GoNoles

All it takes is everything you have #NoleFamily

@DavidFurones_ Saban there too. Bama still a garbage fire. What an alternate universe

Alternate universe. (dolphinsallday1 / IG)

Now THAT’S art

@JamesGunn the Fortress of Solitude for juncos

This is nuts! Surfing slurpee waves on #Montauk! Wow! 🏄‍♀️ 🧊

The market aspect is an important distinction and Congress needs to get its act together in regulating these sites. It’s going to get out of hand very soon

@WhiteHouse Where’s @ChartCrimes ?

American steel is BACK. 🇺🇸

Rome’s new Colosseum metro station is now open, doubling as a museum for ancient Roman ruins that were found during construction that took over a decade. The station is one-of-a-kind, displaying 2,000 years of ancient Roman history in little museums inside the metro stop.