David Schlieben

BREAKING: As war rages abroad, prices skyrocket at home and after a long weekend golfing, it’s only Monday and Donald Trump can’t keep his eyes open. Holy cow.

More evidence mounts of Trump's steep cognitive decline, as he once again falls asleep in front of an early afternoon audience. Compared to President Biden, the coverage of Trump's decline is almost nonexistent.

Trump declares almost 50% of Americans to be public enemy number one – right after Iran. This is no longer politics; this is open civil war from the mouth of a president. Anyone who brands half of their own people – millions of ordinary Americans who simply vote differently – as the "greatest enemy" hasn't understood America; Trump hates it. This rhetoric isn't "tough," it's treacherous. It destroys precisely what makes America strong: the idea that Americans, despite all their differences, are one nation. Trump has just proven that he doesn't want to be president of all Americans – but merely the leader of a faction that considers the rest the enemy. Insane. And extremely dangerous.

@jamierkennedy @FortroseGC1793 Plus in the summer you can park in the lot and see bottlenose dolphins in the Moray Firth. Amazing place

Played here yesterday. 📍 Fortrose and Rosemarkie GC 20 mins north of Inverness and one of the most amazing parcels of land you could ever play golf on. Opening 8 holes all flanked by water on one side then the routing weaves back and forth, mixing of short par 4s, gorse-lined fairways and cool green sites.

@HawkEmDownChris Mark Prior

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

@Mishi_2210 1050

Your brain might say 300, but it isn’t. So what is it?

The 2026 World Cup shouldn’t be played in a country whose president just posted that it’s a “great honor” to kill Iranians. Move every match to Canada and Mexico. Or every nation should withdraw. The FIFA Peace Prize recipient is now bragging about genocide. Read that again.

I’m not shy about saying that I have Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Trump isn’t just the biggest piece of shit to ever occupy the presidency, he’s the biggest piece of shit in all of American history. Total garbage human being. Zero redeeming qualities. Fuck that guy.

BREAKING: Undignified jackass wears baseball cap to dignified transfer of fallen U.S. service members, who perished as a result of HIS illegal war. There is no bottom.

@JumboElliott76 Trump has never once in his life been held accountable for anything. Don’t hold your breath that it starts now

Press going to hold trump and Hegseth accountable for blowing up 175 schoolgirls?? 7 to 12 year olds.

The college football meeting was a meeting of ex-slaveholders trying to figure out how to get the slaves back on the plantation.

It's hard to believe people can look at Trump and fail to plainly see that he's an imbecile. He's skated through life because of wealth.

Markwayne Mullin could not remember if we were at war THIS WEEK. His state has one of the highest crime rates in the country — with a murder rate 40% higher than California’s. He literally tried to fight union workers during a hearing and told them to “shut your mouth.” And said “I don’t want reality” at a Senate hearing about race. This erratic, unstable man is now in charge of HOMELAND SECURITY.

America's safety is in the hands of a drunk former fox news host, a frat boy MAGA children's book author, a plumber and a 20-something year old former gardener and grocery store clerk.

🚨 BREAKING: Deputy AG Todd Blanche just confirmed the DOJ deliberately withheld Epstein images showing death, physical abuse, and injury. They admitted it themselves. And while they’re hiding graphic evidence of what happened to those children — they’re also redacting the names of Epstein’s powerful clients. Including Donald Trump’s. This is why he started a war. Not for America. Not for tariffs. To keep you looking somewhere else while the files that could end his presidency and his freedom — stay buried. The Epstein cover-up is the story. Everything else is the distraction. Never stop talking about it.

🚨 Senator Durbin just caught Kristi Noem in real time: “Are you required to follow federal court orders?” “Yes sir, and we do.” “Then how do you explain repeatedly violating them — as your own administration admitted?” “We follow them when they apply.” “I’m sorry?” That’s it. That’s the whole thing. The Department of Homeland Security just told Congress — under oath — that they follow the law when they feel like it. IMPEACH.

@RushmoreLists The doctah

We’re making a Mt Rushmore of “Doctors” who aren’t really doctors. Our four: Dr Dre Dr Pepper Dr Seuss The Doctor (Doctor Who) Keep it going!

@acnewsitics It’s quite a race to the bottom, Boebert would definitely like a word

Used to think Louie Gohmert was the stupidest member of Congress, but Tuberville has him beat by a country mile.

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Ted Lieu says the full Epstein files contain information that Donald Trump RAPED minors. So he started a war to distract us from his crimes. Never stop speaking about Epstein.

Every fan remembers that ONE pitcher… The first time you thought: “This guy is unhittable.” Who was it?