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@dog_rates In two days time, Wendy will experience a growth spurt and be MASSIVE. Dont waste time going to work and missing it, call in sick 👍

This is Wendy. She saw you about to leave for work. Wanted to remind you that you shouldn't. 12/10

@O2 trying to arrange a screen repair but can't get through to an advisor to see if my phone is still in warranty

@FredSchultz35 Warthog actually rather than boar I think, given that it's diurnal

@FredSchultz35 Boars are brutal. There's a reason that the kitty dropped the prey and ran off!

@DonkeySanctuary Severely overweight and struggling to walk... I was like "bro, why you describing me in your post 🤔?" 😂

@Pug_lover32 So relaxed getting her choppers brushed haha no doggy dentures required

Tooth brushing time🦷 #pug #puglife #puppy #puppylove #puppies #pugsoftwitter #DogsofTwittter #puglovers

Managed to buy a sleeping bag for when I'm homeless so at least I can go somewhere quiet hopefully and wrap up. Gonna be a cold winter. Not long now. #Disability #chronicillness #Dysautonomia won't be able to access medication either. Trying to stockpile #homelessness

So my mother's bathroom floor is completely flooded AGAIN and @WeAreVIVIDhomes said they can't (won't more like) send someone out tonight and to phone back in the morning. Great... Nice one #flooded #bathroom #rentingHassle

@Naomi_D_Harvey @diannePNW @____B_S____ Yeah the "pack" and "alpha" thing annoys me because it doesn't exist. People just spout whether they've read online rather than actually research it

@diannePNW @____B_S____ And you still use the term ‘pack’, that’s a problem right there. Dogs don’t form ‘packs’, it’s a wide spread myth. The response you see when you use a sharp ‘no’ stops them, but doesn’t mean they’ve learned what you think they’ve learned.

@eueieP @____B_S____ Trying to watch her favourite show and the kids won't quit

@____B_S____ Mama’s had enough. Lol

@____B_S____ Yup. In our language, this translates to: right you lot, I've had enough of your shit! Mama honing those parenting skills

@fasc1nate The way humanity is right now, it's not exactly worth saving anyway

Been on my own since I was 11. Bullied and abused most of my life and its hard when no one cares for you. Struggling financially, homeless soon and nowhere to turn #DisabilityTwitter #ChronicPain #chronicillness where's this "white privilege"? #Homeless #Dysautonomia

@Turbo81 I'm lucky because my boy was rescued from Romania so he came with his passport which has his D. O. B on it

@HeavenPuppies Dog's like "I hug you, long snooted friend"

@kumailn I was done with that before covid. "yeah hi but don't touch me"

For rusty, it's anything on the floor. Rolls of tissue, empty boxes, socks, t shirts etc

@TheWoofWorld "borrowin the broom. Doin me a sweepy swoop!"

Going to be homeless soon due to a toxic, abusive situation. If you're a single, white male in the UK, you get no financial help unless you create dozens of kids. No one cares @DWPgovuk #homeless #poverty #disabilities #chronicillness #POTS #Fibromyalgia #osteoarthritis