David Thompson

@WG_RumblePants With the plastic face shield you can feed a small sandwich through.

White cricket helmets are cool. They will always be cool. Bring them back.

@KemiBadenoch bylinetimes.com/2026/03/30/kem…

Rather than chairing yet another COBRA meeting tomorrow, the Prime Minister should cut energy bills, get Britain drilling, and axe the tax rises. Here’s my letter to Keir Starmer👇

Which actor was unrecognisable in a role?

@martynziegler philistines

ITV to show adverts during play in Six Nations rugby for the first time. A step towards football following suit? thetimes.com/sport/rugby-un…

This new beer needs a brand name

@David_Cameron theguardian.com/education/2025… No shame

So it's tragic that the Government is now undermining the changes we made and slamming the brakes on the Free Schools programme. The House of Lords will be debating the changes this week - we should tell the Government to think again. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/02/0…

I'm very proud of the school reforms we put in place after 2010, building on good work by Tony Blair that we had supported in Opposition. And then, with Free Schools, we went much further. The results are in and their success is clear.

@tomhfh Weirdo

We now live in an age where for astonishingly little effort you can prompt AI to make the late Queen sing Queen. What a time to be alive.

@Joseph_Boam You piece of shit

@policylaila Silly arse

Choose a new path for London. Before it’s too late. 🇬🇧

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@LiverpoolFCW Different coloured socks

Alice's Reds account is OPEN 🔓 Two goals in as many minutes against London Bees ⚽️⚽️

@Nigel_Farage Traitor

Thank goodness Trump has vetoed the surrender of the Chagos islands.

@GMB @susannareid100 He's an absolute fraud.

'You were Immigration Minister. You were literally in the position where you could have done something about immigration.' @susannareid100 challenges Robert Jenrick on his record as Immigration Minister following his decision to leave the Conservative Party and join Reform UK.

@sdedition There is a store exclusive alternative art CD that's even worse than the original.

#Morrissey's new album 'Make-Up is a Lie' will be released in Feb. 12 tracks including a #RoxyMusic cover. More > bit.ly/4bsrt8L

@CharlieM_OBE Traitor

If only we had somebody like Trump

@BenObeseJecty You silly arse

Why hasn’t Keir Starmer spoken to the US administration about the situation in Venezuela and the removal of Nicolas Maduro? He’s obviously completely blindsided by this and appears no better informed than anyone else on X. Embarrassingly out of the loop for a world leader.

@TJBV12 @markcooperjones @HarperCollinsUK Me too! I can't remember what I've won though!

@markcooperjones @HarperCollinsUK I won one of the HarperCollins merch bundles, looking forward to some Map Men goodies 😇

Even though I was fortunate enough to get a free copy from @HarperCollinsUK, I'm *still* tempted by this incredible deal. Panic buy your copy of This Way Up now! Lnk.to/mapmen

@RobertJenrick Next, why do you have the nickname "Honest Bob"?

Why has David Lammy been nicknamed Calamity? Here’s his first 100 days as Justice Secretary👇

@RobertJenrick I don't trust you. Does that help?

If David Lammy’s plan to slash jury trials was about solving the court backlog, his measures would be temporary. But they’re permanent. This Government doesn’t trust ordinary people.

@RupertLowe10 I wish you were speechless.

It was the 14th of June when Starmer announced an inquiry in the Pakistani rape gangs. 14th of June. It's now December. Speechless. But please remember that these rapes continue now. This is not history. It's happening now, today. All over the country. Delaying the national inquiry is enabling this. And from what I understand, there has been almost no progress behind the scenes... That's not to say it isn't a challenge to get it moving, but it can be done. We're doing it, through our independent rape gang inquiry, with hearings starting in early February. On a tight budget, with incredibly limited resources, and obviously lacking the power of the British state. I want to reiterate our offer - we will help the national inquiry however we can. We have gathered a vast amount of evidence and data, with information from across the country. Nobody from Government has spoken to our inquiry. Jess Phillips agreed to meet, but we haven't heard anything since. I have officially offered help, and will do so again. I am really uninterested in the point-scoring politics of all of this. I am desperate for the national inquiry to get moving and make any sort of positive impact.