Dan Tucker

🧨🏎️💥🎥

// maybe once a month or so someone in the metalstorm group chat will reply with 'i had a similar situation when i fell in love with my wife's sister' and everyone loses their minds without fail every time

What’s that⁉️You want- I had a similar situation when I fell in love with my wife’s sister😄 Okay‼️no‼️nope‼️okay🤨

@seaverstunts I got kinda emotional thinking about Jean-Claude in the scooby collar he's gonna look so cute, man. this is the best plan ever.

@DTuckStunts Oh my God. Dan. I think we just figured out our Halloween costume this year. Venti is TOTALLY Velma, and Jean-Claude HAS to be Scoob. Ooohhh my God. Dan. We're fucking geniuses.

Oop, there goes the edible.

@seaverstunts Daphne's got all that martial arts stuff in the James Gunn movie though, I've seen Jody at the gym I think she's gotta be Daphne. Venti can be velma- holy shit you even have Jean-Claude

@DTuckStunts Ohhh my god. We need to get Jody in on this. Would she be Velma or would she be Daphne?! If I'm Fred, she HAS to be Daphne, no doubts about it, but shes also wicked smart like Velma...

@seaverstunts And Gail would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky kids ahahhaa

@DTuckStunts Wait. WAAAAAAAIT.

@seaverstunts You know if you put an ascot on you'd look JUST like Fred

@DTuckStunts Probably you

@seaverstunts Man. Which one of us is Shaggy?

@DTuckStunts Dude. Dan. That's like... us.

@seaverstunts Scooby doobie dooooo~

@DTuckStunts Ruhroh

@marlscohen // speechless and a little offended she's explaining top gun to him like he hasn't seen it

@DTuckStunts //marley: don’t worry about it. Anyway, then goose goes-

// this is what’s in marley’s mind while she’s lowkey high off the meds btw This is who she’s reciting top gun front to back to, not dan nor the doctor

@marlscohen // dan: where were you even keeping that wand

// @DTuckStunts imagining this is funny af actually

@stuntmanseavers @marlscohen 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Stunts!

@DTuckStunts @marlscohen Swear to God drive safe

mfpgh hopital

@marlscohen It was spur of the moment! Besides, where we're going, we don't need roads. 😎

@DTuckStunts yes sir 🫡 also, i can’t believe u guys ate an edible and didn’t invite me.. also please drive safe we don’t need two of us in the hospital simultaneously.

@marlscohen Okay you just sort of stay in one place. I ate an edible with Colt not long ago so I'm gonna have to break some speed limits before it kicks it.

@DTuckStunts actually i can barely walk two feet maybe i should not get behind a wheel rjght now

@marlscohen That sounds like you do have a 100 degree fever. Are you gonna drive yourself?

@DTuckStunts hiiiii dan 😄 i definitely do not have a 100° fever. nope.

@marlscohen // so many possibilitis 👀👀

@DTuckStunts // well yes!!!! marley and dan 👀👀👀

// kind of obsessed with the idea of a jolt + rylandmarley friendgroup actually. the double dates they’d have (also potential polycule but the only other ship is jody and marley….)

@seaverstunts Start picking out a good movie to watch stoned, brother, I'll be over in 10.

@DTuckStunts 👍👍👍

I miss Courtland. And Ken. And Lars. And Ry. And Jody. And Dan. And Jay. And Junie. And Jean-Claude.

// i think dan wishes he was a gandalf but he's more of a samwise which is GOOD but man. wizards.