DUDE Wipes

@SickosCommittee One bite one wipe

Hot dog and a slice of cheese, just like we ordered.

@diplo we're going to need more wipes

consom(me)

@Nick_Knack3347 see you later

Two hours until taco time 🌮🇲🇽

@barkmeta uh you sure about that dude

I finally did it. I acquired over 2,000 boxes of Pokemon Pop-Tarts. Cleared out every Target within 50 miles. Now they’re safe and climate controlled. Not opening a single one. This is a 15+ year hold. Cost me $4/box. These could easily be worth thousands each one day.

@GSO_Police got you guys on speed dial

What's poppin'? Listen, heating up fish in the work microwave is a crime.

@rats7 A pizza is a pizza

whatever man i give up

@EeeOsborne Do some Wipe work

Doing breathwork on the toliet

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - that time you pooped your pants

@Dexerto What can he do with his butt

A man in the UK pulled a 2-ton police car down the street with his "manhood" while on fire "I've pulled a car with my testicles before and I've pulled a car on fire, so I thought why not combine the both"

Cleaning up backsides is what we doo doo best

@KVN_03 grass clippings no thanks

I feel like I’m an outcast cuz I have no idea what the hell is matcha! Everybody in LA matcha this matcha that. What the hell is this green drink!

@PremierLacrosse so clean.

Every jersey. Every backside covered. DUDE Wipes - the Official Backside Partner of the PLL.

@shitpost_2077 just the right amount of ketchup

@_emaalee7 cyah tomorrow

Tequila and tacos tonight

@BaileyCarlin it's good for our biz

They’re inventing new things with the sole intention of creating the worst tummy aches ever

@sunflavaa there's no place like home, to poop

We got taco Tuesday & cinco de mayo at home

@Charkyblonde10 is that a number 5?

Murphy’s Irish Pub, Wisconsin

@pmcdonaldCBS @kclairerogers where do we send the wipes?

PSA: if you’re ever in Providence or Newport, Rhode Island, you should definitely go to Nitro Bar

@RichOToole @tacosetlist you are going to need us

It’s starting. I’m going to eat 7 different tacos today for the @tacosetlist. Happy Cinco de Mayo. 🙏🏽🌮📲

@GravySauceCream good work dude

i’m on a diet, so i ordered a large pizza instead of an extra large