Surv. D-Blew (MNIS)

Love this thought and responds. twitter.com/ShaykhAzhar/st…

@jon_d_doe Similar to mine but I listen. But before the final verdict, I told her to look for the land within 48hrs and anything after that, I will buy the car. I went to work and before noon she called that she has seen one,came back home early, do search and made payment. No regret

I had 1.2m in 2009. My lovely wife adviced me to buy a land in a choice area. I didn't listen. I wanted to buy a car so that I can giving useless girls lift. And fuck. Car wey I buy don turn to scrap now. The land wey I for buy is worth over N80m today. I was stupid.

@godlystrike @KofiPhendiler @Prude_001 @jon_d_doe Can’t phantom how people think atimes, how Willa sane person use a broom used in preparing meal to cook or vice versa. ? We neee to start using our brain and leave our idiotic take

@KofiPhendiler @Prude_001 @jon_d_doe Just use your common sense Who would use a broom for sweeping to cook? Its not about “everyone cannot be trusted “ it’s about using your common sense.

Question: Is the broom different from the normal broom that is used for sweeping?

@abdullahayofel @mrlurvy He wants to form alliance with Akin submission until that one disappointed him. As a man try to have the mind of your own

@mrlurvy Yes it is 😹❤️

Lisabi Day trying to outperform Ojude Oba with all the akanpo.

@N67063Great @SavageResponses Na fight your mama Dey use beg your papa? No man should trade his dignity cos if a plate of food

@SavageResponses If this is real then she's a good woman Despite the fact he didn't have her the money she asked for she's still begging him to eat

Is this how to convince a man to eat ?

Laylatul Qadr Dua Checklist 1. Allahumma innaka ‘afuwwun tuhibbul ‘afwa fa‘fu ‘anni (× many times) 2. Alhamdulillah (×99) 3. Allahu Akbar (×99) 4. SubhanAllah (×99) 5. Astaghfirullah (×99) 6. Ashhadu an la ilaha illa Allah, wa ashhadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah (×99) 7. La ilaha illa Allah, wahdahu la sharika lah, lahul-mulku wa lahul-hamdu wa huwa ‘ala kulli shay’in qadir (×99) 8. Allahumma salli ‘ala Muhammad (×99) 9. Allahumma barik ‘ala Muhammad (×99) 10.Surah Al‑Ikhlas (×3) 11.Surah Al‑Falaq (×3) 12.Surah An‑Nas (×3)

The Ultimate Dua' list for LAYLATUL QADR! 1. Allahumma innaka 'afuwwun, tuhibbul-'afwa, fa'fu 'anni اَللَّهُمَّ اِنَّكَ عَفُوٌّ ، تُحِبُّ الْعَفْوَ فَاعْفُ عَنِّي (O Allah, You are Most Forgiving, and You love forgiveness; so forgive me). 2. "LAA ILAAHA ILLAA ANTA SUBHAANAKA INNY KUNTU MINATHAULIMEEN" لا إله إلا أنت سبحانك إني كنت من الظالمين “There is none worthy of worship except You. You are pure. Verily I am amongst the oppressors.” [Al-'Anbya' : 87] 3. Rabbi Inneee A-o’od’u Bika An As-alaka Maa Laysa Lee Bihee I’lm Wa Illaa Taghfirlee Wa Tarh’amneee Akum Minal Khaasireen "My Lord, I seek refuge in You from asking that of which I have no knowledge. And unless You forgive me and have mercy upon me, I will be among the losers." (Surat Hūd, 11: 47) 4. Astaghfirullah al-ladhi la ilaha illa huwal hayyul qayyum wa atubu ilayhi *أسْتَغْفِرُ اللهَ الَّذِي لا إلَهَ إلا هُوَ الحَيُّ القَيُومُ وَأتُوبُ إلَيهِ* It says in hadith, whoever says it three times his sins will be forgiven even if he should have run away from the battlefield. 5. Subhan Allah wa bhihamdihi Whoever says it hundred times, his sins will be forgiven though they may be as much as the foam of the sea. 6. La ilaha illallahu wahdahu la shareeka lah lahul mulku wa lahaul hamdu wa huwa ala kuli shay’in qadeer 7. "Allahumma inni zalamtu nafsi zulman kathiran wa la ya'ghfirudh dhunuuba illa anta fa'ghfir li ma'ghfiratan min ‘indika warhamni innaka antal ‘ghafurur rahim." "O Allah, I have greatly wronged myself and You alone can forgive sins, so grant me forgiveness from you and have mercy on me. You are the forgiving and Merciful One. 8. Allahumm-aghfir li, warhamni, wa-hdini, wa 'afini, warzuqni" O Allah! Forgive me, have mercy on me, guide me, guard me against harm and provide me with sustenance and salvation." [Muslim] 9. Rabbana thalamna anfusana wa in lam taghfirlana watar hamna lana koonanna minal khasireen [7:23] ''Our Lord ! we have sinned against ourselves and unless You grant us forgiveness and bestow Your mercy upon us, we shall most certainly be lost'' 10. Astaghfirullaaha wa 'atoobu 'ilayhi. I seek the forgiveness of Allah and repent to Him. (Recite one hundred times in Arabic during the day) It is reported in Saheeh Muslim that Prophet Muhammad SAWS said: “I seek forgiveness one hundred times in a day.” [Muslim] 11. Rabbi, inni lima anzalta ilaya min khairin faqeer ربِّ إني لمآ أنزلت إلي من خير فقير "O My Lord! Truly am I in (desperate) need of any good that You bestow on me!" (Qur’an: 28:24) 12. Allahuma inni as-aluka‘ilman nafi’an wa rizqan tayyiban wa ‘amalan matqaballa. اللّهُـمَّ إِنِّـي أَسْأَلُـكَ عِلْمـاً نافِعـاً وَرِزْقـاً طَيِّـباً ،وَعَمَـلاً مُتَقَـبَّلاً (O Allah, I ask You for knowledge which is beneficial and sustenance which is good, and deeds which are acceptable.) 13. Allahuma a’inni ‘aladhikrika washukrika wahusni‘ibadatika. اللّهُـمَّ أَعِـنِّي عَلـى ذِكْـرِكَ وَشُكْـرِك ، وَحُسْـنِ عِبـادَتِـك (O Allah, help me to remember You, to thank You, and to worship You in the best of manners.) 14. Allahumma inni ‘audhubika min al-hammi wal huzani,wal ‘ajzi wal kasali, wal bukhli wal jubni, wa dala’ad-dayni wa ghalabatir-rijâl. اللَّهُمَّ إِنِّي أَعُوذُ بِكَ مِنْ الْهَمِّ وَالْحُزْنِ وَالْعَجْزِ وَالْكَسَلِ وَالْبُخْلِ وَالْجُبْنِ وَضَلَعِ الدَّيْنِ وَغَلَبَةِ الرِّجَالِ “O Allah, I take refuge in You from anxiety and sorrow, weakness and laziness, miserliness and cowardice, the burden of debts and from being overpowered by men.” [Bukhari] 15. Allaahumma laa sahla illaa maa ja‛altahu sahlan, wa anta taj‛al-ul-ḥazna idhaa shi’ta sahlan. اللَّهُمَّ لَا سَهْلَ إِلَّا مَا جَعَلْتَهُ سَهْلًا ، وَأَنْتَ تَجْعَلُ الْحَزْنَ إِذَا شِئْتَ سَهْلًا O Allah, there is no ease except in that which You have made easy, and You make the difficulty, if You wish, easy. ALLAH HAS FULL ABILITY TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! AND ONLY HE (SWT) HAS THAT ABILITY.

@Osimhen_NGR @egi_nupe Ausubillahi minna shaytanni rajim. This is so uncalled for no matter what. This one hit me where e no good. Habba

@egi_nupe You go use everything treat sickness inshallah

Someone said where I see money 😂 FYI, my earnings here alone in 3months is more than 2million. That’s Elon Musk own o. Now think about consultations, charge and bail and 20k monthly from APC😂😂😂

Dagrin Ft Omawumi - Thank God (2009)

@ifedayo_johnson @Daksiri_M @Boripe_ Let’s help the questionnaire to know that, yaya didn’t fall from heaven to also won it. He came second in the primary which was why he was chosen instead of expected deputy. It’s a game

@Daksiri_M Nope James Faleke was the deputy. He was denied. @Boripe_ thought you said everyone was there?

In November 2015, Abubakar Audu, the Governorship candidate of APC in Kogi State slumped and died while counting and sorting of votes was going on. He was already winning that election with a difference of about 41k votes but it was declared inconclusive and that allowed APC to substitute Yahaya Bello for the deceased Audu. That was how Yahaya Bello became Governor of Kogi at 40 years of age.

@tosinoduwole007 @abdullahayofel Analyser with just few seconds video. Internet is not a real place.

@abdullahayofel With Ambode's attitude to Baba Olusi today at the Congress......where Baba Olusi had to be the one to greet Ambode? I doubt Ambode can get the Ticket.....

Lagos 2027 : Now that Ojelabi Cornelius was Re-elected as party chairman, that means the Governorship ticket is going back to the East.....💪💪💪💪

@dammie_kholar @ganiyuobasa2025 Oponu of the highest order. Who see any correction as savage. Pertaining to your new learned English, carryon, I won’t oblige you with a response again

@D_Blew @ganiyuobasa2025 STFU! Arindin ni e seh! Show me where I criticized the empowerment being done.. that's why you are just an attack dog with no bearing. I only asked him to be a bigger person based on the expectations of the seat he's occupying. You dey here dey bark like dog

Calling practical interventions “nonsense” only exposes how disconnected you are from the realities at the grassroots. People who don’t feel hunger, insecurity, or daily survival pressures often dismiss solutions that actually help those who do. If all you have is noise and insults, then understand this: Agege will not pause its progress to indulge your alarming ignorance. The work continues. The impact is visible. And no amount of bitterness will erase that. #agege #avo #avoisworking #anewagegeisrising

@dammie_kholar @ganiyuobasa2025 But you refused to pick the holes in your life. It’s not everything done for masses that you must be ready to criticize. If you’re too big to acknowledge such impact on the intending masses, you don’t sit at the corner of your room and critique such all in the name to sound woke

@D_Blew @ganiyuobasa2025 I can pick holes in the empowerment done but no need because you were too dumb to comprehend my post in the first place. You're just a worthless attack dog who jumps on issues without deep reflection. Oponu

@dammie_kholar @ganiyuobasa2025 Werey , if you know what’s grassroots politics you’ll know what the chairman did is to atleast relief the grassroots. Ekiti Hotelier turn grassroot political adviser. Moron ekuke

@D_Blew @ganiyuobasa2025 STFU! I'm deeply rooted in grassroot politics Tani keypad warrior? You just assume everyone is as shallow as you? Arindin

@dammie_kholar @ganiyuobasa2025 Have you fed your village people? Keypad warrior. You don’t even know your local govt chairman name in your state but here you’re saying trash to diminish a good initiative. Agege people who need it are not complaining

@ganiyuobasa2025 This response is not the savage comeback that you think it is bcos all you typed here directly describes you too considering how privileged yu have been. Haven said that, you are in the public eye and criticism (no matter how firm and unfair) is part of your job. Do better!

@TheoAbuAgada You’re saying gibberish, cos you can afford it means every one can right? He’s giving relief to his constituents and they’re not complaining but here you’re without no benefit your constituents enjoyed. Did you even know your local govt chairman or his twitter handle? Ekuke

We are never going to make it with young people like this guy in positions of leadership. This guy is in his 30s, and look at the nonsense he is doing in Agege. With all the money your father spent training you in school, this is the sort of stupid “innovative idea” you can come up with? You are a disgrace.

@Sequ_enc @Miss_Halimatu The question is not bad, but it seems you have imagined her being naked in your head. Try to have a clean conscience.

@Miss_Halimatu Why don't you ask this to some female scholar about this, why asking publicly? Do you have some etiquettes?

Can I make wudu in the shower while naked, or must my awrah be covered?

@drpenking Preggy get in own wahala but what we just saw is an act premeditated. She’s been looking for an opportunity to do a bad act to that man. If I’m in such shoe, I fit comot oo but till then cos nothing of such has never happened to me

If I’m by my wife’s side during labour and she bites me for no reason, I’m leaving the hospital and going home immediately. When she delivers, Hospital management will post the bill to me via email and I will do transfer. Pregnancy/Labour is not an excuse for wickedness

@Finest_Gagirl @yabaleftonline They’ll credit them na and the cycle continues

@yabaleftonline I’m genuinely curious so after they beat y’all, they apologize and climb you at night ? What do they even tell them to convince them that they’re genuinely sorry ?

The girl she gave her boyfriend vs. the girl he turned her to.

@Aladecho5 @metronaija You just liked dashing people age anyhow, how’s ogogo 66 and saje 67. A little google research and background amcheck would have helped you.

@metronaija Most of these Nollywood actors are K1 age mates. Is it appropriate to greet your mate like this? Ogogo is 66 years old, K1 is 68. Over the weekend, Saje who is 67 years old also knelt down to greet him

Public money must be used for public good, and accounted for.