Delicious Orchards

@ThatKevinSmith @SmodCinemas @TheMenuFilm Love this! Thank you!

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at @SmodCinemas! To show our thanks for you, our audience, if you come see @TheMenuFilm (or any flick) TODAY, you’ll go home with a pumpkin, apple or cherry pie from Delicious Orchards (while supplies last)! Today’s shows: smodcastlecinemas.com

@NJGov serious legal question. Are other states allowed to pawn off that tasteless nonsense they grow as tomatoes? Because everyone knows a jersey tomato is the only tomato worth eating. Feeling like our state needs to formally deal with this.

We are today years old when we learned that a LOT of other states call a weed whacker a weed eater. Once again proving that NJ is a superior state, as exactly 0 weeds are eaten.

Todays weather: 10/10

Buy a pack of donuts get one free! Friday June 3rd, #NationalDonutDay is a good day.

Knock, knock —Who’s there? CIA —CIA who? C I Ate your last donut. #deliciousorchards #donuts #lamejokes

@Winter_Cuban These beauties are available all the time!

@D_OrchardsNJ Are these available all season or just a limited run?

Summer? Nah…we move for an official name change to: Key lime pie season.

NJ strawberries! Supplies: limited / Flavor: unlimited

Hoping you have a cherry-on-top kinda day. #deliciousorchards

“How many people do your pies serve?” How does answer this question? Hypothetically 8, but personally I’m not into sharing pie so we’re going with, 1-8 depending on how into sharing you are. #deliciousorchards

Mother’s Day Here we come…. bit.ly/3F2vYF0

Reusable bags? ✅

Today only. Because it’s Really. Darn. Hot.

Whoops. Realizing it’s been over 6 months since our last tweet. Thankful our boss (Bill) doesn’t know how to use Twitter 🙌 #confessionsofasocialmediamanager

Closed today Tuesday Feb 2nd.

Thank you Brandon, @humansofny for this chance to share our dad’s story.

❄️ Closing today, 12/15/20, at 3:30pm, due to the weather. ❄️ Stay safe! ❄️

Thanksgiving, here we come! Holiday hours are: Sat, Sun & Mon: 9am-6pm Tuesday & Wednesday: 8am-7pm Closed Thanksgiving Day