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@FabrizioRomano #AD

🚨 OFFICIAL: Gigio Donnarumma statement. To the special Paris fans, From the first day I arrived, I gave everything – on and off the pitch – to earn my place and defend the goal of Paris Saint-Germain. Unfortunately, someone has decided that I can no longer be part of the group and contribute to the team’s success. I am disappointed and disheartened. I hope to have the opportunity to look the fans at the Parc des Princes in the eyes one more time and say goodbye as it should be done. If that doesn’t happen, I want you to know that your support and affection mean the world to me, and I will never forget it. I will always carry with me the memory of all the emotions, the magical nights, and of you, who made me feel at home. To my teammates – my second family – thank you for every battle, every laugh, every moment we shared. You will always be my brothers. Playing for this club and living in this city has been an immense honour. Thank you, Paris. 💙❤️

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Aaron Ramsdale is in talks to sign for Newcastle. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 The England international played under Eddie Howe at Bournemouth and #NUFC were interested in signing him last summer. 🧤 #NUFC missed out on James Trafford, who is moving to Man City instead, and have turned to Ramsdale. ✍🏼 with @skysports_sheth

@SkySports_Keith Why have we become a retirement home for past-it goalkeepers?

Surely this driver is allowed to drive on the pavement to pass the obstruction isn't he? The Highway Code is very clear on this. Rule 145 states: > "You MUST NOT drive on or over a pavement, footpath or bridleway except to gain lawful access to property, or in the case of an emergency."

@BellsyNUFC @kay_philk92 @Marshall89HD Snap.

@kay_philk92 @Marshall89HD I need him also

ok.. so how does one obtain this pals?

@FUT_News_Trader Are they though? They have reset but rewards seem to be missing for a lot of people.

Squad battle rewards are live ✅️ Flex your pulls below 👇 #FC25 | #EAFC25

@SkyUK i am getting a minimum of 5 calls a day from your operators, i tell them i am not interested in coming back and to remove me from your database, from now on, for every call you make to me, i will be billing you £100 for wasting my time.

@MotoNutJob Ahhh the old expert/ vivaro reliability, try disconnecting the battery for 30 seconds then reconnecting it, if that doesn’t work try resetting the spanner by pressing and holding the check button down and turning on ignition, should countdown from 10, then turn off and back on

In other news: Tarquin is being a cvnt #MyToyotaisbeingmoreStellantisgroupethanidlike

@AutoInfatuation For me it has to be 🦖 ⛽️ Apparently when you have an electric car, part of the deal you do is you have to tell everybody you have an electric car.

What would you sooner have? 🔋 vs 🔧 Baring in mind it’s more like 400 miles as depicted in the original tweet.

@northumbriapol Well, there is 1 to get you started

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@northumbriapol why is there such little action for these idiots sitting in lane 2/3 on the A1 from the metro centre past team valley? Surely this should be enforced as it is a danger to other road users doing the speed limit, I also thought it incurred 3 points and a fine?

@jgnufc1 Not a surprise when they see this lot doing just that.

Uber eats order taking longer than it should, went out to see if I could find the driver, found him alright, him and his monster mrs sat scrambling it in the local pub car park. Can’t make it up.

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@jontylangley Bet you feel elated

Amazon delivery just asked for my year of birth. What a bizarre thing to have the poor driver ask. Personal data. For no reason. I argued. He insisted. I lied like a champion. He said : "See? Not hard." I said: "I made it up!" to his retreating back. He chuckled. So silly

@Ligue1_ENG @RCLens @ChampionsLeague Yes it does. ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

FARMERS LEAGUE STRIKES AGAIN 🇫🇷🗣️

Yes it does. ⚪️⚫️

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So very true Have you ever thought about this? In 100 years like in 2123 we will all be buried with our relatives and friends. Strangers will live in our homes we fought so hard to build, and they will own everything we have today. All our possessions will be unknown and unborn, including the car we spent a fortune on, and will probably be scrap, preferably in the hands of an unknown collector. Our descendants will hardly or hardly know who we were, nor will they remember us. How many of us know our grandfather's father? After we die, we will be remembered for a few more years, then we are just a portrait on someone's bookshelf, and a few years later our history, photos and deeds disappear in history's oblivion. We won't even be memories. If we paused one day to analyse these questions, perhaps we would understand how ignorant and weak the dream to achieve it all was. If we could only think about this, surely our approaches, our thoughts would change, we would be different people. Always having more, no time for what's really valuable in this life. I'd change all this to live and enjoy the walks I've never taken, these hugs I didn't give, these kisses for our children and our loved ones, these jokes we didn't have time for. Those would certainly be the most beautiful moments to remember, after all they would fill our lives with joy. And some of us waste it day after day with greed, selfishness and intolerance. Every minute of life is priceless and will never be repeated, so take time to enjoy, be grateful for, and celebrate your existence.

Just seen a Mackem thread of tweets that includes Milan, North Shields isn’t Newcastle and Sam Fender mentions. Don’t jinx it, but I’m only the location of the Airport off a winning line.