HowlingBaby - #1 Patriot Baby

Just called ICE on my nanny

@VirgilsQuill This one cool trick gives married men a bonus vote!

This is what the suffrage movement was for btw

@ChristianHeiens The left has no response to this

I literally have an elevator in my house.

@waltermasterson Patriot.

My plan for solving the housing crisis: 1. Arrest Hasan Piker 2. Name every street after Charlie Kirk 3. Nationwide ban on the 3 trans athletes that play volleyball

@Nero This is where all the knife attacks happen. Love European culture.

So true

@captive_dreamer We need a wall on the northern border, ASAP

It's literally over lmao

@CasuallyGreg Transgenders are getting really weird looking!

They really are legends in their own minds

@TheeNelDog Always knew he was a patriot

In honor of Memorial Day, here’s what Kevin Spacey did

@JohnBummit Are you sure you are 3%? Because you definitely pass for at least 6% based on your picture.

A nigga cant be proud of his heritage????

@AmplectiFatum @enjoyer_liberty Race is just a social construct btw so this is not lying.

@enjoyer_liberty In college I changed my racial identity to mixed race and got $20,000 in scholarships and offered multiple honors programs

If you’re a young White man in America, lie on your résumé. Throw an M.B.A. or whatever degree on it. Doesn’t matter if you did it or not. Just lie. Fuck it. You’ll likely be more competent than the black guy or woman who’s there now. We need patriots in power. By any means.

@RevRayCistman What white actor will play George Floyd in the Netflix adaptation? My money is on Brad Pitt!

There’s only one American Hero we should be remembering this Memorial Day and his name is George Floyd.

@MaverickDarby His best executive order yet!

🚨 TRUMP JUST CANCELED PRIDE MONTH. UNREAL.

@FuhgedNews Changing consumer habits is happening!

Our top doctors and engineers are doing big things.

@joelpollak The side for trans just said half of them try to commit suicide. Okay why are parents letting their kids troon out??? This is insanity.

He's a very, very expensive caricature of left-wing idiocy.

@varrock Project 2026 is a go.

People on reddit believe that ICE is spending $55b on a nationwide crematorium network to start cremating immigrants at scale

@enjoyer_liberty I’d smash

This has to be satire, man.

@EliasGravesLit Can I say something about your mom?

Dear Gen Z: My mother ate LARD sandwiches when she was a girl. She lived in a dirt floor shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing. She wore dresses made from flour sacks. Fuck you and your whining about the cost of a mocha latte.

@WillRicci Your experience is even funnier when factoring in that first generation immigrants like his mom skew MAGA. She probably is shocked by his views.

I had a professor at Cal State Long Beach who constantly trashed America as racist, oppressive, and irredeemable. He mocked the Constitution, capitalism, and virtually every American institution. At the end of the semester, he gave an emotional story about how his mother crawled through sewer pipes to reach America. So I raised my hand and asked: if America is this irredeemable, oppressive country, why did she risk everything to come here? And why are neither of you interested in going back? He didn’t answer the question. Instead he called me disrespectful. That’s because much of this ideology is not rooted in reality testing. It’s institutional theater rewarded by academia, media, and activism. The system incentivizes moral denunciation of America while simultaneously depending on the opportunities America uniquely provides.

@LeadingReport Drug free for six years straight. Proud of him going cold turkey.

George Floyd passed six years ago today.

@TheHonestEvil @IterIntellectus Only speech I don’t like

@DaBossBaby0 @IterIntellectus So in short, you want an authoritarian gov't that bans free speech? Got it.

why does only the worst of the deadly sins get a full month? can we get a wrath month? or a sloth one?

@TheHonestEvil @IterIntellectus If the government bans it, then they should be involved. If they want to promote it, then they shouldn’t be involved.

@DaBossBaby0 @IterIntellectus What role do you think the federal gov't has in pride? If you want some other event to celebrate feel free to do the work to organise it. No one is stopping you.