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Walter Masterson

@waltermasterson

“Comedian”

New York, NY Katılım Şubat 2009
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Walter Masterson@waltermasterson·
My comedy tour kicks off this week. This Saturday night I’m in Brooklyn, Then off to San Diego, Phoenix, Denver, Los Angeles and San Francisco. Join me! waltermasterson.com/pages/tour-dat…
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Walter Masterson@waltermasterson·
January 6th was a terrorist attack on our country. I went there to make silly interviews and I wound up witnessing a terrorist attack.
Iron Patriot 3ID@IronPatriot3ID

@waltermasterson No, I don’t think that, but I do think that you’d actually taken part in it, and you just proved conspiracy theorists correct that there were leftists in the crowd during January 6 dressed in MAGA clothing.

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Soheb@NotSpewheb·
White guys will smoke pot their whole life, listen to rock n roll and hip hop, do mind-altering drugs, marry a dark-skinned foreigner, have mixed-race kids, and still end up right-wing reactionary bootlicking clowns cheering for fascists. Shit is truly mind-blowing to me.
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Liberal commies eat vegan soy based cheese and use pronouns. Real patriots beat their meat behind the Arby's dumpster at 2am.
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Walter Masterson@waltermasterson·
If ICE came to my town I would suck them off because I love America so much. I also think China pays the tariff.
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Before I drink unpasteurized milk I like to heat it at 161 degrees for 15 seconds.
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matt@mattxiv·
first ramadan at city hall, thank you mr mayor for showing this jew how it’s done. there is so much hatred in the world but not in this room
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Rathbone@_rathbone·
Ted Bundy murdered 170 schoolgirls in his prolific career as a serial killer. Just kidding, that was the U.S. government 12 days ago.
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TizzyEnt@TizzyEnt·
You posted this AFTER this came out... get fucked
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Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer

Last night I had Jake Lang @JakeLang on my show to discuss how he survived a literal ASSASSINATION attempt by ISIS-inspired terrorists who threw a nail bomb at him in New York City. While brainwashed white liberals defend these foreign invaders, violent jihadists are running through the streets chanting "Allahu Akbar" and throwing explosives at American citizens. It is an absolute ABOMINATION that the city where thousands of Americans were murdered on 9/11 has completely forgotten our history and elected an African born Muslim Mayor like Zohran Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani. We need to DEPORT these terrorists before we completely lose our country to Islam forever!

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