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Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson
“Comedian”
New York, NY Katılım Şubat 2009
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You’ll know if I’m rotting in the fiery pits of hell if Ben Gvir is mourning my death.
איתמר בן גביר@itamarbengvir
Today, Israel has lost one of its greatest friends. Senator Lindsey Graham stood with Israel not because it was easy, but because he believed it was right. His unwavering support, courage, and moral clarity earned him the admiration of millions of Israelis. The State of Israel will always remember his friendship, his unwavering support, and his steadfast commitment to Israel’s security. Heartfelt condolences to his family and to the American people. May his memory be a blessing. 🇮🇱💔🇺🇸
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Lindsey Graham: I will support Israel until I die.
Also Lindsey Graham:
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We need this energy on the assembly lines at Raytheon.
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Italians do not live in Little Italy.
Most Italians live in Howard Beach.
NY has thousands of world class Italian restaurants, and none of them are located on Mulberry.
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@NMalliotakis 40,000 is because that budget accounts for city wide bussing and all citywide DOE initiatives.
MAGA’s “School Choice” grift is nothing but a wealth transfer to pay rich people that are already sending their children to private school.
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NYC is spending the most per student in the country — $40,000 — and yet the results are dismal. The Democrats running our city should refocus education on reading, writing and arithmetic & not turning our youth into social justice warriors.
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@HistorianUSA1 His entire pizza business will collapse if his workers move out of their mother’s basement?
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MINIMUM WAGE = MAXIMUM POLITICS 🍕
This Brooklyn pizza shop owner just dropped the most based, no-BS breakdown you’ll see all year.
Frank from Paesan’s Pizza was asked what he’d say to people demanding “livable wages” for teenagers working cashiers at Burger King and Hooters.
His answer? “Well, they live in their mom’s basement. What livable wage?”
Then he went nuclear:
The market dictates wages — not politicians, not activists. These are entry-level jobs for kids still in school or living at home. They’re meant to teach work ethic, skills, and how to climb: dishwasher → counter → manager → owner.
Force “livable wage” math on thin-margin businesses (10-15% profit) and you get exactly what happened to Hooters — closures, skyrocketing prices, and workers replaced by kiosks and AI.
He even says he wishes minimum wage was $25–$30 an hour… because he’d just charge more for pizza and make more money. But the numbers don’t work.
This is the entire game in one video.
Politicians don’t care about giving teenagers their first shot or teaching them the value of a dollar. They care about sounding compassionate while buying votes. Every time they jack up the minimum wage, they price the bottom rung of the ladder out of existence.
The free market isn’t cruel — it’s the only system that actually creates real opportunity and real wealth. Mandates just create unemployment, automation, and $10 coffees.
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Mitch McConnell has a chance to do the funniest thing.
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@NYCDriversunite @cafecitobreak @NYCMayor @NYCCouncil @NYPDnews @77WABCradio Bro you bit a Zohran volunteer like some kind of rabid dog.
This is you getting arrested for it.
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Thank you to @cafecitobreak for their work. Citizen journalism is so so important! They remind us all that the power lays in the hands of the people! @NYCMayor @NYCCouncil @NYPDnews @77WABCradio
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@communismsurviv Trump has made $3 billion since becoming president.
He has made 3642 stock trades between January and March 2026 (made directly from his investment account).
Just for perspective Nancy Pelosi made 203 trades during her entire time in Congress.
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Dear leftists who lament not being able to afford their rent (let alone buy a house) and complain that everything is too expensive… all while championing open borders and sanctuary cities: did you ALL fail Econ 101? Supply and demand, anyone? 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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To all the people who blasted Zohran’s wife for teaching a yoga retreat in Mallorca during 4th of July:
Here is a video of the Texas AG in London during July 4th.
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@JasonJournoDC Alan Dershowitz wrote an article about lowering the age of consent.
He was also friends with Epstein.
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💥Alan Dershowitz *GOES BALLISTIC* on "IDIOT JEWS" who voted for Zohran Mamdani💥
"Can you imagine?: The same city electing Rudy Giuliani and Mamdani to the same office — it is absurd! I mean, Mamdani should be the Mayor of Tehran or Gaza City!"
"My people, the idiot Jews ... remind me of the 7,000 Jews who voted for Hitler in 1932! Believe it or not, 7,000 Jews formed a party in 1932 and voted for Hitler thinking he'd be good for the economy."
"Thank God we have Italian-Americans and Irish Americans and other Americans who have a lot more sense than many Jewish Americans do!"
Rudy Giuliani: "I'm hoping that — something has to wake 'em up, Alan!"
Dershowitz: "Nothing woke 'em up in 1932!"
Giuliani: "Oh, please don't say that."
Dershowitz: "Of the 7,000 Jews who voted for Hitler in '32, probably 6,000 of them ended up in the gas chambers. So you'd think they'd learn their lesson, but no!"
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Zohran: Kindly put your thermostat at 78 so we don’t overload the grid
MAGA: No, that’s socialism
MAGA: Why did Zohran overload the grid with Taylor Swift?
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes
New York residents are furious at Zohran Mamdani over power restrictions Con Edison implemented 8% voltage reductions in parts of Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx and northern Manhattan. This means residents have to deal with things like slightly lights and appliances not working at full power “Zohran Mamdani you're a real piece of f*cking sh*t. I get a message from Con Ed and they tell me that they're going to lower the voltage in my area to reduce outages. What a coincidence, the same day Taylor Swift gets married— Imagine going to a gas station paying full price, but they quietly give you 10% less than what you're supposed to get. Welcome to socialism” Remember that while this is happening and residents are being told to keep their air conditioning at 78 degrees, the New York Post did investigative journalism and found temperatures inside City Hall were as low as 54 Rules for thee but not for our socialist leaders
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@WalshFreedom @AIPAC It’s a modern day Rainbow Coalition. Fred Hampton would be so proud.
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Respectfully @waltermasterson, no. That’s not at all what @AIPAC is. AIPAC is an American lobbying group that advocates for a strong U.S./Israel relationship. It’s funded by, and consists of, millions & millions of American citizens of all backgrounds & faiths. I know you know that, but “billionaires in trenchcoats” will get you lots of clicks. Happy to discuss anytime.
Walter Masterson@waltermasterson
@WalshFreedom @ZohranKMamdani @AIPAC AIPAC is a bunch of billionaires in a trench coat. It doesn’t even represent the people it claims to represent.
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@KylieJaneKremer Oh no you found our weather machine!
We have this crazy weather machine where we burn fossil fuels and it releases carbon into the air. The carbon makes the planet hotter, which allows clouds to retain more moisture and produces heavier storms and winds.
Spooky stuff.
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I’m telling y’all that someone with an extreme case of TDS geoengineered this weather in DC.
Same way they geoengineered Trump’s inauguration to be one of the coldest in U.S. history.
People with TDS hate Trump more than they love America.
Ben Noll@BenNollWeather
D.C. will be hotter than 99 percent of the planet on Friday. Only parts of Africa's Sahara Desert, the Middle East, China's Gobi Desert and a few spots in the Desert Southwest will be hotter.
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You can’t convince me that Benny isn’t in a lavender marriage.
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@EYakoby It’s called a Partner’s Desk. It is literally designed to be 2-sided.
Do you guys get tired of groupthink?
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Why is the desk backwards?
RNC Research@RNCResearch
Democrat Mayor Zohran Mamdani grossly slanders our country going into its historic 250th Birthday.
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Oh no! Zohran’s wife paid for a yoga retreat with M-M-MONEY.
Zohran haters are obsessed😂
MichaelRapaport@MichaelRapaport
Rama Duwaji aka The Wicked Witch of NYC is reportedly in Spain on a $3,400 yoga Muslim study retreat. Nothing says SOCIALISM like a $3,400 luxury retreat in Spain. These are the calloused hands of the hard working immigrant struggle? FOH. #SARCASM #ZoronTheMoron #Fake #Suckers
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