Bossman Hero

//Everyone, I would like to give a big thanks to @suntantucan for making the portraits for Bossman Hero that has been used up to this point. But sadly, it’s time for them to retire. I have been doing digital art and redesigning my characters recently, Bossman Hero included. 1/2

@MariSuzuki_ @Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y -Bossman turns to Mari with a distressed look on his face.- “I angered the horde…”

@DaBossManHero @Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y "... WH- HUH???" //yeah im gonna spice things up a bit heh "what does that mean?!? what???" -From a distance, a large crowd of pitter patters begins to intensify...- "oh my god you did not just." //MHM MHM!

@Nerdant123 @MariSuzuki_ @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y “You’re telling me you haven’t caught on yet? I mean, yeah, this certainly feels like lazy writing, but hey, when the writer puts you in an impossible situation, that’s also lazy writing!” -Man fuck you-

@Nerdant123 @MariSuzuki_ @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y -Bossman’s eyes land on the Mariling and—in a moment of panic—he grabs it and fucking chucks it at Abbi’s raging form.- “I’M SORRY, LITTLE MARI BABY!!!” -The Mariling… actually holds its ground pretty well. Damn, little thang can fight.-

@DaBossManHero @MariSuzuki_ @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y 🎀: Shit shit shit... (Jaiden thinks for a moment-) 🎀: Actually- wait- If we just... attack her or something, what would the odds be that the Dreamer appears to help her? And maybe conveniently the *other* gods too? Because that'd actually help us a *lot* right now-

@Nerdant123 @MariSuzuki_ @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y //Oki dokiiiii

@DaBossManHero @MariSuzuki_ @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y //aaaa I gotta shower rq-

@MariSuzuki_ @Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y “Aw that’s actually adorable… doesn’t help though.” -Bossman glances around, searching for anything that may help.- “Crap, I can’t think of anything…”

@DaBossManHero @Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y "uh- uh WITH THIS SACRED TREASSURE I SUMMON! ONE OF THE WRITER'S DAUGHTERS!" -Somethings pops into Mari's hand- ".... meep!" "Damn it, I should've specified..."

@Nerdant123 @MariSuzuki_ @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y -A loud, angry scream emanates from the blown up casino, startling the three- “Crap, I forgot Abbi was running that place now…” -The rubble of the casino rumbles and out bursts the personification of the sea and wrath itself.- “Anyone have an on the spot plan… or do we run?”

@DaBossManHero @MariSuzuki_ @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y 🎀: Soooo... what now? Do we just.. find The Dreamer and the other gods again..?

@MariSuzuki_ @Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y “Oh sweet, yeah. Y’know that actually reminds me of the time my casino blew up and I had such relief I could vomit insurance fraud again!” -Cutaway music.- *KABOOM* “HOLY FUCK MY GODDAMN CASINO- oh wait, this is what I wanted…” -Okay, they’re in Deep Wel now… convenient.-

@DaBossManHero @Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y "... wait the writers are lazy we can just do that."

@Nerdant123 @MariSuzuki_ @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y “Oh I just assumed we’d do a cutaway. Y’know, like Family Guy.” -Bossman laughs to himself.- “Like, oh this reminds me of the time my casino blew the fuck up, and then we’d be outside the Last Resort.”

@MariSuzuki_ @DaBossManHero @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y (Jaiden manages to snap right back to her neutral expression, forcing all that sadness away. God, she's way too good at that-) 🎀: Oh- Right! Well, I was just going to uhhh... fly us out once we get back to myship. Since it has a warp drive or whatever it's called.

@Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y “It does suck… and I admit, I’m still trying to figure out this part too. I think… sometimes realizing how shit things are is the first step to making things *not* so shitty. And if I’m wrong… maybe we could figure this out together? Two heads are better than one Y’know.”

@DaBossManHero @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y (Jaiden continues speaking, focusing more on getting her current thought out than actually responding.) 🎀: These feelings... they've been growing worse recently. *Everything* about me is growing worse recently, I guess.. I don't really hate certain "parts", it just.. all sucks.

@BrisketCaek I’d marry Conquest.

everyone out here is recreating heromari in tomodachi life meanwhile in MY save Heromari is being torn apart by SWEETHEART and FUCKING CONQUEST

@Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y “I get that. I’ve tried to change myself entirely. I tell don’t think I’m ‘Hero’ anymore. I’m far from being Hero and… I think I’m actually worse for it.” -Bossman clenches his hands.- “There are parts of us we all hate… but sometimes they can be the most important parts.”

@DaBossManHero @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y (Jaiden doesn't say anything for a bit, walking in silence for a few minutes before speaking again.) 🎀: Sometimes I feel like I'm still not doing enough. Like it doesn't change much. Because I'm still... (She gestures vaguely at herself.) 🎀: ...this. I'm still *bad*.

man isnt the default gender and straight isnt the default sexuality. but that doesnt mean woman should become the default gender of bisexual the default sexuality. there shouldnt be a default because humans are too diverse and complex to have a default

proof that free will exists and you can really just do anything (nsfw language)

@Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y “That’s okay. It’s okay to rest. All that matters is we keep going in the end. It’s okay to let yourself feel the emotions, it’s good for you.” -Strangely enough, that conversation seemed to help Hero too…-

@DaBossManHero @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y (Jaiden takes a deep breath, letting it out slowly. She stumbles, almost falling for a second.) 🎀: Because of me... right. Okay. Um... thanks. For your uh... for this. And everything, I guess. ..Fuck. I think I might need to just.. rest for a bit when we get back to the ship.

@Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y “But I actually think this is doable… I think that because of you. You have been through so much, and yet you still take charge and keep going. I… admire you a lot. Spaceboy died and you took charge, this whole thing happened and you took charge… you’re amazing.”

@Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y “I know what it’s like to feel helpless. I feel *extremely* helpless right now and I don’t even know what’s real anymore. I know what it’s like to hate so many parts of yourself… I know more about it than anyone you’ll meet.” -He sighs regretfully…- “It’s a terrible feeling.”

@MariSuzuki_ @Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y //we don’t, I got some fire wisdom I’m about to drop on her

@DaBossManHero @Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MangoJ0Y //so how we telling them

@Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y “Okay… okay…” -Oh wow, this is gonna be harder than he thought. He takes a deep breath.- “This is about Spaceboy, isn’t it…? It’s affected us all, but obviously it’s worse for you. It’s been an utterly wild and… kinda *stupid* ride. He didn’t deserve to go so soon.”

@DaBossManHero @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y (Jaiden's gaze wanders anywhere but The Bossman. It's so red here-) 🎀: Yep! Of course! I'm doing *great*, actually! Just perfect! Because everything is *fine*!! |Real convincing, idiot...| 🎀: oh my god SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE!! IS IT THAT HARD????

@Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y //I forgot a portrait but whatever…

@Nerdant123 @TheNovaDreamer @MariSuzuki_ @MangoJ0Y -Bossman glances away, noticing Mari is… yep, that’s dissociating if he’s ever seen it!… which he has… He turns back to look at Jaiden and sighs… very deeply.- “You holding up okay, kiddo?”