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@DaSandmanCometh

Fuck Trump! God Bless Merica! 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇮🇹

Pharr, TX Katılım Temmuz 2023
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Turtle@DaSandmanCometh·
956 by way of Chicago ❤️
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@FirstTake @stephenasmith Hahaha. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. U reap what u sow u George Jefferson lookin azz troll 😂
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First Take@FirstTake·
"YOU BETTER PLAY THIS DAMN SERIES!" @stephenasmith will 'lose it' if Mitchell Robinson doesn't play in the NBA Finals 🤣
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First Take@FirstTake·
“They winning the chip! They winning the chip! That’s where I’m going with this! … We’re going into this Finals with a legitimate shot to capture the world championship.” —@stephenasmith on the Knicks advancing to the NBA Finals 🏀
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@FirstTake @stephenasmith Moron. U average 1 pt a game at a garbage school and have zero athleticism. You have no idea the mindset of an nba athlete let alone an mvp. I’m not a sga fan but SA IS A JOKE! He’s a troll w a decent vocabulary but is absolutely delusional in regards to how cool he thinks he is
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First Take@FirstTake·
"If you don't knock them off now, you may never see another NBA Finals. ... As smooth as silk and as cool as SGA is, this ain't the time for that." —@stephenasmith on the urgency the Thunder have to play with against the Spurs 👀
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NBA Courtside@NBA__Courtside·
Nick Wright on the debate if LeBron James tenure in LA was a success: “LeBron the record is 8 years with the Lakers, 7 trips to the playoffs. 2 seasons where they made a conference finals and 1 championship. And you’re going to have folks today earnestly genuinely try to argue that LeBron Lakers tenure was a failure. To which I would simply say or ask and don’t even add I’m not even asking you to add any age related qualifiers to it. Has Giannis 13 year Bucks career been a failure? Because in those 13 years, Giannis has 1 trip to the finals, 1 championship, and 1 trip to another conference finals and that’s the exact same thing as Bron in his 8 with the Lakers.” (Via @WhatsWrightShow)
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Turtle@DaSandmanCometh·
@DineshDSouza No dumbass, the hypocrisy is he only takes credit when it’s low. So if gas prices come down, don’t say shit.
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Dinesh D'Souza@DineshDSouza·
The next time Democrats try to tell you the price of gas is President Trump’s fault, remember Joe Biden’s Energy Sec. Jennifer Granholm saying, “The president does not control the price of gasoline.” Hypocrisy.
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Steph@Stephhmami·
Need a friend😩 #texas
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Turtle@DaSandmanCometh·
@DanielTurnerPTF So when it’s down, he takes credit for it but when it’s high, it’s not his fault? Eat a dick!
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Adam Francisco@adamfrancisco_·
Eating Mexican food on Cinco de Mayo in a MAGA hat. I was born in Mexico, immigrated to the US legally and have been a US citizen for 41+ years. Nobody is going to tell me what I can and cannot do.
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@QRealigion @Stigmaz @stokedsport Stop trolling or learn boxing history. He took out 15+ world champions and fought across 3 weight classes. Greatest body puncher ever. Put some respect on his name
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Fully Loaded@QRealigion·
@Stigmaz @stokedsport Those were a bunch of mechanics and repairmen he was fighting 🤣 weak ass resume. He many champions he defeated? Answer the question
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combatsports@combatsporrt·
Best boxers of all time! Who is missing and who shouldn't be on the list?
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@Stigmaz @stokedsport Mario Martínez Edwin Rosario José Luis Ramírez (2x) Meldrick Taylor Roger Mayweather (2x) Héctor Camacho Greg Haugen Rocky Lockridge Juan Laporte Lonnie Smith Joey Gamache Tony Lopez Rafael Limón Rodolfo Aguilar Melvin Paul Not to mention majority draw against Pernell Whitaker
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@boxingfan1920 He went down grabbing his right eye not his left cheek. Think he broke his orbital. Had nothing to do w elbow. Monster breaking faces at 200!
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Black Murderers Row@boxingfan1920·
At 1st I was happy he went up there and handled business cuz he was the smaller guy, but then I seen the finish up close ❗️🫤 you not gone tell me them ELBOWS WASN'T INTENTIONAL ‼️🤨 DIRTY MOVE ❗️ VERY DIRTY INDEED ‼️🤦🏿‍♂️
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@SeeRacists Misdemeanor traffic violation vs felony assault. Genius!
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i Expose Racists & Pedos@SeeRacists·
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES This Black woman chased down and captured this THUG after she caused a car crash and tried to run. 👏🏽
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@Piicools She has a defense for the hit n run in that she was afraid for her safety. However restraining someone with assault and battery will be a little harder to defend.
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Pico 🎈@Piicools·
she was trying to do a H!T-N-RUN so they chased her down 😳😳💀☠️😭
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Turtle@DaSandmanCometh·
@LydiaMoynihan U sound like a moron. Not comparable. Reagan and Carson liked each other. Reagan was beloved. Reagan was seriously injured. Oscars postponed 24 hours and resumed once they knew Reagan was ok. Oh and it was a roast premise joke before incident ya dumb bimbo!!!
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Lydia Moynihan@LydiaMoynihan·
45 years ago, a president was shot outside the Washington Hilton — the exact same hotel where Donald Trump was targeted. But after the Reagan assassination attempt, the late night host Johnny Carson postponed the Oscars by a full day because it was wrong to celebrate while the nation mourned political violence. Contrast that with today… Jimmy Kimmel is doubling down on his disgusting jokes about Trump’s death and even victim blaming Melania and the president for their lives being endangered.
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@bennyjohnson You’re a moron. A comedian made a joke in the context of a Trump roast. There’s plenty of comedians who have made jokes about Bidens cognitive decline. You’re just another dick suckin Trump apologist. Grow a spine, it’s ok to have an original thought ya big dummy.
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Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
Just called out Jimmy Kimmel’s BS LIVE on Fox News. Kimmel claims he called Melania an ‘expectant widow’ because she’s younger than Trump. Ok. Then call Michelle Obama an expectant widow. Or Hillary Clinton. Or Jill Biden — she’s *much* younger than Joe. Jimmy Kimmel would never DARE. He’d be cancelled by the end of the joke. Libs would never tolerate it. Because everyone knows what it means. It’s a joke about the death of the President. Kimmel wouldn’t make that joke with Obama, Biden or Clinton, but he has no problem targeting President Trump. Evil. American taxpayers shouldn’t have to pay for this radical, violent left-wing propaganda. Disney’s stock is down 10% on the year. Now the FCC is reviewing their broadcast license. They should get back to focusing on family entertainment before their company totally collapses. Thank you @FoxBusiness and @LizMacDonaldFOX for having me on!
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@w_terrence You’re a comedian? Now that’s funny.
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Terrence K. Williams@w_terrence·
Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.
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