THE USURPER 🗡️🛡️
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THE USURPER 🗡️🛡️
@Da_Usurper
VISCA BARCA💙💜||MESSI||GIRAN🪖 Sports Enthusiast...... Join my efootball group https://t.co/tz2nOJohNL
Westeros Katılım Ekim 2023
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See the videos wey private chef dey post, imagine calling yourself a chef without posting videos of the foods you cook. Just posting thirst traps up and down 😂
Jaredad.🐸®️@_Jaredad
Hook up girls have spoiled "Private chef" business. Imagine this one calling herself a private chef and don't even have videos of her in the kitchen with utensils 😂😂
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@iamZacchyjay @_Jaredad Which one of you people switch her phone off
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Hook up girls have spoiled "Private chef" business.
Imagine this one calling herself a private chef and don't even have videos of her in the kitchen with utensils 😂😂
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@_Jaredad I nor say make them no do their os work o
But make them no disguise, so that we go fit known the real private chefs
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We’re all forming saints online, calling private chefs “OS in disguise” 😂 but it’s the same men patronizing them on the low.
My private chef post yesterday hit 1 million views with over 200 bookmarks. (Make it make sense — why una bookmarked am? 👀)
Some even ran to TikTok to hunt for her contact.
One “finished” uncle quoted the post and wrote: “God will punish you for covering her number.”
Naija men forming holy online, but OS customers offline. The hypocrisy is wild 😂😂
Jaredad.🐸®️@_Jaredad
Hook up girls have spoiled "Private chef" business. Imagine this one calling herself a private chef and don't even have videos of her in the kitchen with utensils 😂😂
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@futbol_hubX The trophy no even fine
Be like interhouse sport cup
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🚨𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑: Cristiano Ronaldo could win his FIRST-EVER Saudi Pro League trophy TODAY… 🏆🇸🇦✨
IT COULD FINALLY HAPPEN TODAY! 🤯🔥
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@CurvaBall I know at least 30 mls franchises that could use him even if he was in a wheelchair
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Being a non-Inter Miami MLS fan is so dead man.
99% of the teams aren’t allowed more than one big European, but Miami gets whoever they want.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨🔜 Inter Miami have been at final stages of deal to sign Casemiro for months, as reported since March. Casemiro wants Miami as next destination, with clear expectation to sign soon. The Brazilian wanted to finish season at Man Utd then sign with Inter Miami.
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@tintinandmilan Didn’t even say Messi’s name one time and I got the entire populations of Nigeria and Pakistan calling for my head✌🏼
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I accidentally ragebaited Messi FC and US soccer fans at the same time
Please pray for me 🕊️
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nico 🔴⚫️@acmilanchampo21
Being a non-Inter Miami MLS fan is so dead man. 99% of the teams aren’t allowed more than one big European, but Miami gets whoever they want.
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@acmilanchampo21 Why would I watch am mls game that doesn’t involve Messi
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Smart assist needs to go sha because na me suppose dey that final 😭
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒@chaaliiykay
efootball mobile league concluded! after an intense competition, the final standings are in: 🥇 1st place - @17k_db 👑 🥈 2nd place - @toy3eb__ 🥉 3rd place - @_thornbie huge congratulations to our top 3! massive respect to every player who participated.
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@Esmart26 @jonzin_wrld Them just calm down Dey talk rubbish
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@_Jaredad There were similar talks like this when Mbappe joined Madrid
We will be there
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"Barcelona fans, your dominance of La Liga is officially over".
The Special One has returned to Madrid for his second coming. The last time he was in Spain, he shattered Barcelona’s supremacy under Pep Guardiola and became the reason Pep eventually fled the Barca dugout.
Now he’s back this time to send Hansi Flick packing back to Germany. In case you’ve forgotten, let me refresh your memory: In the 2011–12 season, José Mourinho led Real Madrid to the La Liga title with a staggering 100 points and 121 goals records that still stand unbroken to this day.
History is about to repeat itself. But this time, Mourinho’s second coming will be even more special: La Liga domination and a ruthless run through the Champions League, knocking out anyone who stands in their way.
Barcelona fans, you might as well focus all your energy on the Copa del Rey this season… because that could be the only trophy the Special One allows you to win.
Hala Madrid!"
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 Real Madrid will include an extra year into José Mourinho’s contract, valid until June 2029. The agreement is sealed and completed, as reported on Monday — approved by Mourinho and Real Madrid lawyers. Mourinho will be in Madrid next week. ✅ Here we go, fully confirmed.
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@_Jaredad All these talk no too much?
Make them bring everything
We’re ready
Barca also did the 100 points too in mourihno’s time the following sease
So I’m unfazed
Bring mourinho
Bring Mbappe
Bring Vini
Bring everyone
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