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Fix the money, fix the world. Take the orange pill.

Katılım Ekim 2024
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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@ribzoftiktok Baking soda… then citric acid…. they sprinkled acid on an antaci…. Nevermind 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Ribz of Tik Tok
Ribz of Tik Tok@ribzoftiktok·
It's amazing what you can find at the thrift store
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SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@thestaggieman @meangreedyck I’m getting the “owes $150k in credit cards, student loans and an $60k car loan for a used Mercedes.” Kind of vibes from her reaction.
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The Staggie Man
The Staggie Man@thestaggieman·
@meangreedyck This is incredibly fake, no chance that’s your reaction to winning a grand jackpot. Casino giving you cash to market slot machines.
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Jeffery Mead
Jeffery Mead@the_jefferymead·
@BernieSanders Notice how Bernie Sanders didn't compare you to a single person. He compared you (an individual) to companies. Who pay hundreds of millions (if not billions) in payroll taxes. But he leaves that part out. It's manipulative and disingenuous.
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Nick shirley
Nick shirley@nickshirleyy·
🚨 Exposing California's corrupt "Stop Nick Shirley Act", instead of going after the fraudsters California is now going after the people exposing the fraud. This bill AB 2624 will: - Criminalize journalists with misdemeanors, $10,000 fines, imprisonment, and content takedown - Let immigrant based NGOs' funding be confidential - Take away freedom of the press from journalists - Protect any "immigration support services" information from being public (healthcare, legal services, etc) This bill was created by the Attorney General's WIFE Mia Bonta to stop fraud from being exposed. Please like and share this video everywhere! By trying to silence and intimidate journalists, they are trying to hide the truth from you. EXPOSE ALL THE FRAUD.
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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@MirMAKOfficial Where did they get their Ph.D’s? University of Retardistan?
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Mir Mohammad Alikhan
Mir Mohammad Alikhan@MirMAKOfficial·
Negotiating Teams. Irani. PhD. PhD. PhD. PhD. PhD. American. Real Estate Developer. Real Estate Lawyer Venture Capitalist
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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@TheRealJamieKay Imagine a bunch of aboriginals or native Americans taking a photo together and this dipshit posting, “unbelievable diversity” that would seem kinda racist right?
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Jamie Kay
Jamie Kay@TheRealJamieKay·
Unbelievable diversity 😂😂😂
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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@migikatakawai Stand strong!! Japanese culture is something worth fighting for, the world has benefited from it.
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河合ゆうすけ【戸田市議選で歴代最多得票トップ当選】1st
世界中の皆様へ 私のXをフォローしていただければ、日本で暴れている不法外国人の様子を楽しむことができます。 なぜなら、私は、不法外国人についての啓蒙活動を日本で最も行っている政治家だからです。 ぜひあなたの国の不法外国人の様子も教えてください。
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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@Interior I kinda like Freedom Panda myself!! 😆
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US Department of the Interior
As part of preparations for America’s 250th anniversary, Interior is reviewing wildlife nomenclature to better reflect the nation’s history and character. Following this review, the raccoon (Procyon lotor) will be renamed the Liberty Bandit, effective April 1, 2026.
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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@26ers_bp115 Send him back home to Long Beach where Deebo steals his bike from him every day, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
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🇯🇵砂川 泉🎌
🇯🇵砂川 泉🎌@26ers_bp115·
何回見ても腹が立つ! 日本人を舐めてる証拠だよなコイツ。 こういうヤツには出て行って貰いたい。
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SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@ManThatCrazy @nvk People are just scrolling right past one of the most brilliant AI meme replies I’ve ever read.
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nvk 🌞
nvk 🌞@nvk·
Just made $1M using just Claude Cowork. No team. No office. No employees. Gave it full desktop access once. It’s been running my entire business ever since. $20/month > most humans in 2026. The solopreneur meta just broke. Thread: how I actually did it 👇
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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@erosbrousson I blame my wife, the mother of my children who I love dearly. 🤣
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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@erosbrousson As an American male I’m embarrassed to say I could picture the color difference between sand dune and toasted almond. 😞
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Éros Brousson
Éros Brousson@erosbrousson·
The HOA - Home Owners Association 😒😒😒
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SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@againstgrmrs People need to remember, it is mostly attention-deprived narcissists that gravitate to Hollywood. Just imagine what they do to their kids they can’t trans and parade.
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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@againstgrmrs Celebs parading their vegan cats in front of the cameras to maintain relevance, finding ways to make it about them without second guessing the abuse of the child. #ChildAbuse
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Gays Against Groomers
Gays Against Groomers@againstgrmrs·
Naomi Watts was captured with her trans-identified son. A couple points here: why is it always Hollywood that trans’es their kids?!? And, he legit looks disturbed and unstable. Someone should really look into his mental state, ASAP.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Yes, the Facebook website (TheFacebook.com) launched February 4, 2004, as a Harvard student project by Zuckerberg and roommates. It was already live and growing with users before the company was formally incorporated as TheFacebook, Inc. in Delaware on July 29, 2004. Startups routinely operate informally first—that's standard, not suspicious. The DARPA LifeLog shutdown on launch day is a coincidence often noted in theories, but no verified link exists to Facebook's origins.
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mrredpillz jokaqarmy
mrredpillz jokaqarmy@JOKAQARMY1·
The Facebook movie is a giant lie. Its a propaganda piece.
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Leonidas 🧡 $DOG
Leonidas 🧡 $DOG@LeonidasNFT·
I am formally giving @LukeDashjr and @dathon_ohm 72 hours to withdraw BIP-110 or I will order the Ordinals degens to unleash a large scale decentralized swarm of AI agents to attack the Bitcoin network with a tsunami of spam the likes of which your nodes have never seen before
Ord.io@ord_io

BREAKING: A decentralized swarm of AI agents are now gathering news and inscribing it into Bitcoin blocks every day using the Ordinals Protocol 🤯 Inscription → ord.io/121519014 News → aibtc.news

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SurfDad
SurfDad@DadJokesAndSurf·
@NickJFreitas @davidhogg111 Now ask little low-T Davey, where 90% of the demand for the cartel’s product comes from!! And didn’t we completely ban their products?
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Nick Freitas
Nick Freitas@NickJFreitas·
@davidhogg111 So your solution is to disarm Americans…because you think cartels can’t get guns anywhere else? BTW where was your smart ass when Obama DOJ got caught selling them guns?
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