Dads Wins

I still make this face when I eat pizza.

@Brian_onX Oof! I I’m not sure what I was expecting, but that was harsher than I could have expected!

If you really want to piss your wife off during an argument.. Just say, “My mom was right about you.”

Peak Dad win!🏆

@MagneticNorse The way the dad looked back!

I need to see your latest creations

@Brian_onX Her: “I don’t care where we go.” Me: “Ok, how about Taco Bell?” Her: 😬😬😬

I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner. She said, “I don’t care.” So now we’re on hour two of trying to figure out what “I don’t care” means.

She even got the tone right! 🤣

@KSJ_Kreative Bring back fleets!

Promote Articles…. Disregard them Ignore Spaces…Spaces always glitch Give $10k away…Suspend that person Add images to polls…Polls Broken Bash Communities…Tank Visibility & eliminate Promote Cross Streaming…Been an option for a long time I love this place but users are increasingly more and more confused 😮‍💨

I did not expect number 4! 😂

people don’t understand how important that part is. One of the main reasons why I took the job at the mirror factory is because it was something I could see myself doing.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

@TheSickGimp I often wonder how it is that women live longer than men! Thanks for helping me understand! 😂

This is a particularly unique way to use free will 🤓

@Mericamemed Oh wow, I didn’t know that!

No no no. You have to say the word in full. For it to land. Let me tell it again

@hopeXmeta With those big bumble bees, if they have a white dot on their head it means they don’t have a stinger. FWIW.

I am so scared of bees. I am highly allergic but I am glad this woman is having a good time with her friend.

@Warriors_Luck88 @Nova_Norse 💯💯💯

@DadWins_ @Nova_Norse You don't mess with kids.

Well of course he did.. Children only matter when it fits their narrative.

@MagneticNorse Can’t talk at the moment.

@Warriors_Luck88 @Nova_Norse Me reading the description:

@DadWins_ @Nova_Norse Tie them to a tree in the woods with their junk exposed and pour honey on it. The woodland creatures will take care of the rest. Afterwards, pull teeth and break the skull. Feral hogs will eat every bit of it.

@Warriors_Luck88 @Nova_Norse

@Nova_Norse @DadWins_ They'd never find the body. I'd help.

@DadWins_ I'd be in prison. Mags can take care of the girls.

@brockpierson I can’t imagine how his wife or kids must view him.

@DadWins_ Worst on the platform. Even faked a marriage and having kids for views.

Nothing worse on this app than accounts that post multiple times per hour exclusively with basic dumb questions or recycled engagement bait. > No personality > No substance whatsoever > Trying to game engagement/monetization The worst.

@alphafox Money ≠ happiness. I feel sorry for the man that hides his face.

I bet he has a chair in his bedroom too.