dad bod john

Pictures taken 2 years apart. You never know which dadbodjohn you’re going to get

Matt Schaub once threw for 527 yards

Jalen Pitre single-handedly making the Guardian cap tough

Saving all the good Christian Kirk plays for the playoffs was genius.

TOMMY T! Throw up the S! What a finish.

10/10 celly

I'M BACK! After getting hacked on Oct. 27, I'm back on X and will be tweeting and retweeting like a fiend. I lost about 6,000 followers. I want to thank those who stuck with me. I really do appreciate it. Also, thank you to everyone who reached out to see if I'm still alive!

@Noles_AJ @kozl93 I took my dad to the game. It was great.

@kozl93 @Noles_AJ 7-5 the new 8-4

Took a sip of this and instantly choked. Must be October.

This is classic "local small lord" physiognomy. She understands he is fated to be baron or mayor over five thousand households (small town factory or car dealership owner).

Mark Sanchez coming home from the bar and seeing a delivery driver

@kyleumlang You’re named after their field

they’re calling it the longest four-day work week of all time

Billy, this is Anthony Richardson. He has all the physical attributes of an absolutely elite quarterback. He can throw the ball a mile and he’s a great runner. His only defect is that he has no idea how to play the position

RIP the legend HH

[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew

told my coworker I had a terrible headache and she replied it's because of the full moon

This beer after work was promised to me 3000 years ago

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays