DickBagel

If you support this genocide I want nothing to do with you, that’s all. 🇵🇸

Cat food should be free

Weeks, btw, before some maga cunt says something

Stopped going to work because i stopped getting paid and im getting texts about how I should be at work, from friends. This is what they want, btw. We’re all gonna be homeless and die. (Yes it’s perfectly fine to be owed two weeks pay you’re right)

Friend just sent me a dating app profile screenshot of a 40 year old boy calling himself a sigma. Had a good time looking that one up.

Getting texts from friends that I must hate them after 6 unanswered texts is… a bad sign. Check on your friends.

@CryptidPolitics @JonLemire Shut up you dense cunt

@JonLemire Why didn’t you just delete the messages or let them know you were incorrectly added to the chat? Sounds like you were more interested in publishing a salacious story than doing the right thing.

This is your king’s court, you dumb fucking cunts.

Just getting sick of pretending bowling for soup is not a good band

@RotoSurgeon I pay you money already I guess I’ll listen

@DaddyDickBagel because you do!

every episode of white lotus this season is better than the last

Yes you guys are right, a small government is totally reasonable with 350 million people. Sane thinking. Great job.

It’s so awesome at least now all your gay and brown friends know you care about a HYPOTHETICAL increase to your bank account than their lives. And that increase won’t happen, you got had because you’re a fucking idiot.

I am so proud of these 14 people

If you voted for Trump we aren’t friends. I do hate you and I mean that as aggressively and disrespectfully as possible.

Better single

Somehow the republicans, the party of community and family. Have forgotten we live in a society

@ebageltv But what if he’s there

the devil couldnt reach me so he placed me in gold on overwatch twitch.tv/ebagei

We made a mistake not making Robyn the biggest pop star ever

Better introspective Taylor Swift song: