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NEW: Ron DeSantis takes a blowtorch to useless FL House Speaker Daniel Perez: “When you have people that got elected on our back, like the speaker of the House, get in and do the opposite of what the voters expected us to do, I’m going to call that out.”🔥 “I’m going to let people know that that’s what he’s doing.” DeSantis made the comments two weeks after the House rejected DeSantis’ push to pass bills to expand vaccine exemptions for children entering public schools and to install consumer-friendly regulations on AI products and companies.

@Andy_Dyer_NOVA Good point.

@CryptidPolitics Men’s style is dying. Blame remote work in the office dress and the decline in church and other more formal events.

Why do so many 40 - 60 year old people dress like they are teenagers? I remember from growing up in the 90's that adults had a particular way they dressed that was noticeably different from kids/youth and more frumpy/professional

@smacaronincheez Well said.

@CryptidPolitics Other govs serve their states political machine. DeSantis serves the people of Florida.

DeSantis posts consistent wins because he wants to post wins and has drive to maximize his success on behalf of his voters. I don't see other GOP governors having that same approach. Why is that?

@unusual_whales @phung_catherine I hate AI, and you should too.

"AI can cost more than human workers now," per Axios

I disagree with President Trump. We should NOT have more Chinese nationals filling American universities. We need less Chinese influence in America, not more.

@BBGreatMoments Mark Teixeira.

Who’s the nicest MLB player you’ve ever had the chance to meet?

@BentrupDeborah Cmon, buck up!

@CryptidPolitics Another country I’m scratching off my list of places I thought I might visit

What would you do if you found a cobra in the toilet at your resort? This reportedly just happened to a guest in the Philippines.

@MaddestNachos 😂

@CryptidPolitics I would shit all over it as I run away.

@Philip_DT Constipation would be your friend in that case.

@CryptidPolitics Not taking a shit for the rest of the vacation

@CBSNews I hope the cobra was ok. Who knows how long he had been suggested to “bombings” from the sky.

A hotel guest captured the terrifying moment a king cobra emerged from the toilet of a resort in Don Salvador Benedicto, Philippines. The guest called resort staff to help catch and remove the venomous snake.

@FourStixx I like DeSantis more than Vance. That doesn’t mean I necessarily have anything against Vance or think he’s a bad guy.

@CryptidPolitics I've seen this movie before. In the event Vance is the nominee in 2028, every one of your posts will be about how great he is, how he's an alpha male, and all this other nonsense.

DeSantis accomplishes more in one day than JD Vance has accomplished in his entire career.

@JonnyRoot_ Maybe you got the photos confused. Wasn’t this the baptism?

Sophie Cunningham posing topless for Sports Illustrated is a bad look for a Christian… Sanctification is a process. It doesn’t happen overnight. But, a little discernment & proper discipleship would’ve told her that this is a sinful decision & unbecoming of a professed Jesus follower. It’s sad to see these two posts on her timeline. 1 Timothy 2:9

@SocratesTheChad @CryptidPolitirc @nikitabier Thank you!

@CryptidPolitics @CryptidPolitirc @nikitabier He did at least follow me :P Reported/blocked though.

Please report account @CryptidPolitirc for impersonating my account. I have received reports that this account is reaching out to my followers pretending to be me. Let’s keep X safe! cc @nikitabier

It is a national travesty that Florida has a term limit for governor. Ron DeSantis should be able to serve as many consecutive terms as Floridians will keep electing him to.

@JudiWithAni Thank you. Please share the profile if you are able so I can report it.

@CryptidPolitics I got a follow request from a fake account using your info, so I reported it.

NEW: Ron DeSantis admin wildlife officials step up to temporarily ban the import of sloths in the wake of Sloth World deaths.