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@snuffedhyena The definition describes a TYPE of comparison dumbass, you read the first 2 words and shut off your brain. The other words you didn’t get to describe how analogies only require that one aspect of the compared items be similar, as opposed to a direct comparison.

@Daddy_LongLegs5 op? what are you, a redditor? i said it was a horrible analogy due to him equating two things that aren’t even in the same realm. he said it wasn’t a comparison, but just an analogy. i posted the definition of an analogy, which says that an analogy is a comparison. idiot.

Your uncle mooda got caught smoking and selling crack 6 years ago. Gets kicked out the family. Wants to come back to the family. So you offer to drug test him. During the drug test he lies and ends up admitting he did cocaine 3 months ago and fent 6 months ago. But the drug test for crack says he’s been clean one month. Do you trust him?

@snuffedhyena @togglzz “Two otherwise unlike things based on resemblance of a particular aspect” This is literally exactly what OP was saying why do you think this proves your point? It wouldn’t been more proper for him to say it’s not a DIRECT comparison but that definition clearly supports his point

@762x54RAWR @servedcoldcuts @feralhousepuppy So you’ve never had sex and you’re here to tell us what is and isn’t weird to say during sex?

@servedcoldcuts @feralhousepuppy i wouldnt know im waiting for marriage

was with my gf for 3 years before i built up to going “whose pussy is this” and i was honestly afraid she’d start hitting me for trying it

@NightPsylent @sibl3ywbrn But see you’re agreeing with her, in this scenario he is leaving because he sees no further ‘benefit’ where that benefit is a romantic/sexual relationship. Thus proving her point that men will tend to only befriend women with this benefit in mind.

@sibl3ywbrn I think the method is cowardly, but just as she does not owe him a relationship, he also does not owe her continued friendship when he sees no further benefit.

"Wanting to date a girl means that you don't have a genuine interest or care for her as a person" The mental gymnastics foids have to go through to reach these conclusions is astounding

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@TrashBoat2276 @ElvisTheAlienTV “Stopping your kids from watching something won’t stop them from watching it” is such a good take, I think you should start a podcast

@ElvisTheAlienTV Monitoring what your kids watch doesn't do anything if they've already grown attached to that typa content; or even from the slightest interest in general.

It's never been more important to monitor your children's online consumption. This is so upsetting

@bames_barden @Cooyah_ @PopBase Full time dickrider

Chris Brown and Usher got into a heated argument that apparently turned violent at Chris' birthday party, TMZ confirms. Usher reportedly tried to intervene after Chris started yelling at Teyana Taylor for not wanting to talk to him. Later, Usher came back with a bloody nose.

@NorthernIion_LP he's on a roll

my mom waking me up and telling me to prepare for school (my name is talernchikneezbudee):

@slime_machine It gives me Whitest Kids U Know vibes

i will probably never watch this because we did gross teeth makeup and i cannot bring myself to look at it cause it weirds me out so please tell me if this is funny or not

@NorthernIion_LP I’m gonna have nightmares about this

POV: you posted cringe

@DillyBobHorton @Mythical @TransLawCenter If the actions of a single person define a whole group then I think cis people are in a lot worse of a position than trans people.

@Mythical @TransLawCenter Nah, one those trans clowns shot up a Christian school. But you don’t care, y’all both hate God now so what does it matter.

Trans rights are human rights. Today, we celebrate the achievements of transgender people knowing the Mythical community will continue to spread love and support to our friends who need it. We have made a donation to @TransLawCenter to support their mission to allow all people to live safely, authentically, and free from discrimination regardless of their gender identity or expression. We hope you’ll join us. #TransDayOfVisibility #TVOD

@ShonMalore @BubonicChroni11 @sebubba98 @JayCartere @Dexerto Fr lmao, man is crying in a 2 week old twitter thread and wants us to believe he talks to women

@BubonicChroni11 @sebubba98 @Daddy_LongLegs5 @JayCartere @Dexerto You’re pretty weird lol. QT said she made him pay for the service that takes down deepfake porn websites. And don’t worry, “a bitch wouldn’t ever say some crazy shit like that” to you bc no woman would talk to you period. You’re probably in middle school lol

Atrioc returned to Twitch after the deepfake controversy, and he provided an update on how he is attempting to combat these deepfake sites

@subtoconnorpls How long is left on your flight

ask me anything i have an hour left on this plane 🤷‍♂️

@JayCartere @Dexerto Twitter users when good people exist and make efforts to right their wrongs:

@Dexerto Dude on an apology tour lmao He’s begging to be seen as a good guy

@BrickRequiem He calls them bad people for doing the same thing he did because he thinks what he did was bad, it’s called maturing, try it sometime.

@hulk_stan_nick @Movieblocktimus *person matures and learns from their mistakes, becoming a better person and denouncing what they did* Twitter: I hope he dies

@taliban_apostle @jansonboy301 @sneako @MoistCr1TiKaL Me when I’m dickriding on twitter and also can’t spell sentence

@jansonboy301 @sneako @MoistCr1TiKaL Im down, just have Critical hit me up. We can make it a video and it’ll be better than the other hot garbage he’s been making

Soy keyboard warrior @MoistCr1TiKaL We all knew he wouldn’t accept a fight. Lil bro is a 5’3 pasty gaming manlet, have some empathy. What matters is how the most influential commentators have NO specific beliefs. They never get canceled. They just talk. Why do you listen?

@OldMemeClown POV: you found the screenshot on ifunny and don’t actually know the source

@Evanatious You’re so real for this

Women <3

@bri_guy_22 @ChrisJBakke “Oh yeah? Well our exploitative working conditions lead to higher profits!” Is not the own that you think it is

@ChrisJBakke World's best companies are here for a reason.

Scheduling a meeting: American: "I'm having brain surgery tomorrow from 2-5pm but can do 5:15pm tomorrow if that works" European: "Tomorrow is the 789th anniversary of the local cheesemaker setting up shop in our town, which is a 3-day holiday, but I can do next week."