Captain Zack Sparrow

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Captain Zack Sparrow

Captain Zack Sparrow

@Daddy_of_Natty

Hey Casey

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I want to go to an AA meeting just once to tell them that they’re all pussies
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If we’re going back to war, we’re going back to the era of good music.
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Middle aged white women are a whore for pickleball
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If it came between a dozen hot out the fryer donuts and blowing it inside a woman, Krispy Kremes can kiss my ass.
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“There way more better black hockey players than there are black swimmers”
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“It’s like a black swimming team, we’re just not going to be very good” while watching USA vs. Canada hockey
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You thought the George Floyd riots were bad. Can’t wait to see this place burn down
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I can’t wait for Zach Edey to play overseas
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I really need a hobby on the weekends. Something that doesn’t involve me waking up with a nasty hangover wondering when I’ll finally hang up the alcoholism. But that’s tomorrow problem, tonight we drink.
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There are kids playing 1A basketball that are better than Nick Timberlake
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Kotelnicki better start calling plays or else Coach Schmidt is about to get the head nod for KU OC
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I’ve seen quarterbacks on the playground at recess better than Jason Bean
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I wonder what Casey and Gerdy are up to today. Probably nothing.
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Golfed 36 holes today. Shin splints are hurting like a MOTHERFUCKER rn
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Ashley St. Clair
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SO YOURE TELLING ME THIS HUNK OF JUNK LANDED ON THE MOON
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