I want to go to an AA meeting just once to tell them that they’re all pussies
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Captain Zack Sparrow
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Captain Zack Sparrow
@Daddy_of_Natty
Hey Casey
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If we’re going back to war, we’re going back to the era of good music.
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If it came between a dozen hot out the fryer donuts and blowing it inside a woman, Krispy Kremes can kiss my ass.
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“There way more better black hockey players than there are black swimmers”
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“It’s like a black swimming team, we’re just not going to be very good” while watching USA vs. Canada hockey
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You thought the George Floyd riots were bad. Can’t wait to see this place burn down
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I really need a hobby on the weekends. Something that doesn’t involve me waking up with a nasty hangover wondering when I’ll finally hang up the alcoholism. But that’s tomorrow problem, tonight we drink.
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There are kids playing 1A basketball that are better than Nick Timberlake
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Kotelnicki better start calling plays or else Coach Schmidt is about to get the head nod for KU OC
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I’ve seen quarterbacks on the playground at recess better than Jason Bean
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I’d rather bone Kelce’s mom. She def gives better heed.
NFL@NFL
Taylor Swift in the house for TNF 🙌 #DENvsKC
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I wonder what Casey and Gerdy are up to today. Probably nothing.
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“Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming”
They have officially stopped coming. RIP Shrek SoundTrack MasterMind
Smash Mouth@smashmouth
Steve Harwell was a true American Original. A larger than life character who shot up into the sky like a Roman candle. Steve will be remembered for his unwavering focus and impassioned determination to reach the heights of pop stardom. Rest in peace knowing you aimed for the stars, and magically hit your target. Rest easy,
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Golfed 36 holes today. Shin splints are hurting like a MOTHERFUCKER rn
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SO YOURE TELLING ME THIS HUNK OF JUNK LANDED ON THE MOON
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