Ellie Camacho

//Solo// The first time it happened, she was oblivious to it. Her fear and panic activated her (cont) tl.gd/nm3gje

@ComedicMerc Exactly! Bet it’d be a shitty situation if he forgot to change hands, though.

@DaddysDeadpool With a little sea sponge to swab his poop deck.

You think that Captain Hook ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand?

@RealVoidAI @chefsevenn Too clean.

@chefsevenn Hyper Realistic people’s Refrigerators:

What is your first thought when you open this fridge?

@NaoyaZeninisme @RealVoidAI @chefsevenn Bruh, I think you got a hair in your food over there.

@RealVoidAI @chefsevenn My refrigerator:

Actually, iirc, those weren’t the added months. January and February were. Though they were renamed after them. But winter was just a blank point between December and what became March. Though I think it WAS Julius Caesar that redid the calendar to add January and February.

//For those who are here and roleplaying I recommend adding you're a fan account/ Parody setting. Settings-> your account-> account information-> You'll find Parody and fan account at the bottom, mark it. That'll help I think

@ComedicMerc Yeah, bad enough they used to give babies whiskey when they were teething.

@DaddysDeadpool Nobody hopefully.

Contrary to what you believe, you baby isn't crying because it wants a cigarette.

-Old hand at RP -Open to all, Crossovers and AU welcome. -One liners, Para. -Banta welcome. -RT

@aspiderfetus “Oh, he most definitely does. And it most definitely is unhinged. Can’t speak for the wholesome bit, though.”

+"Does Deadpool ever write fanfiction about himself? I feel like he would, and it would be absolutely unhinged but also weirdly wholesome."

"Do you think Hulk ever gets mosquito bites? Like, does his skin even allow that? And if he does, does the mosquito turn green and angry? Because I’d pay to see that." "If Thor throws his hammer and misses, does he ever get embarrassed +

Fucking rabbits! Vulgar creatures. The lot of them.

@BeastByAnyName No wonder he wrote the insanity he did! Dude was on acid! Anyone who has spent any time in the northern US and Canada knows that snow doesn’t kiss. It tackles and clings to you like a terrified child in a haunted house.

@BeastByAnyName “Uhhhh… doesn’t that mean they’re deoxygenated or something? Not exactly a goood thing, right?”

Hey Santa, for a cheery guy you’re awfully blue.

//Since twitlonger no longer exists, and I had this written in my notes first, i transferred it to my docs. docs.google.com/document/d/199…

//Solo// The first time it happened, she was oblivious to it. Her fear and panic activated her (cont) tl.gd/nm3gje

@SuaveCajun “Ooh! Blow up a rabbit! I wanna see it go boom!” Do NOT ask for the source of lagomorphobia. It’s… really complicated and embarrassing.

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