Brandi
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@alyssaleann Bodot (Robot)
Tyshatops -> T Top (triceratops)
Booley (Bluey)
Floop Loops (froot loops)
😭 I don’t even want to think about these words being pronounced correctly one day
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@piper4missouri I was a private nurse for a wheelchair bound, 10yo patient in school. I was told I could hide with him in a teacher restroom or I could carry him and run for it. I asked what the plan was if he didn’t have a nurse to help him. They said they hoped his friends would help 🤯
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If she picks Walz, I’ll be pleased. If she picks Kelly, I’ll be happy. If she picks @PeteButtigieg I will rip off my shirt Hulk Hogan style to reveal a sports bra that needed to be washed 3 days ago as I spray champagne over my husband, son and 5 cats while High Hopes plays.
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Part of the massive zoom call for Kamala Harris tonight. Zoom is screaming 😂
#AnswerTheCall2024

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@cottoncandaddy Maybe too niche, but, in my town, unhoused people with pets are not allowed in or around temporary shelters for storms/heat. A large umbrella/something that provides shade/coverage; cold water; protective ‘shoes’ for pets
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@bewgtweets I get brain freeze trying to recall most nursery rhymes on the spot; On Top of Spaghetti is my go-to when my mind is drawing blanks at bedtime 🍝 Kid approved
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@clhubes GBB is also up there in terms of rarity, I feel like. I don’t know anyone with that combo out of all my friends/family.
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@clhubes @RitaMeterMade It probably depends on the individual children’s temperament but unfortunately I’ve had many instances of nannying siblings where my job consisted of 90% of the time being their referee and making sure they didn’t k*ll each other 😭
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@Dansgaming When I get an email that doesn’t include exclamation points, I assume the sender is mad at me 😅
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@motazazaizagaza I am so sorry our countries continue to fail you and your people day after day. I am shaking with rage and it feels like my politicians are ignoring the wishes of their constituents. This is abhorrent
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