Brandi

@brekkellen Books 😩

girls where do I find a man like this

@thegameawards Absolutely adore this game 💖

STARDEW VALLEY was released 9 years ago today.

@alyssaleann Bodot (Robot) Tyshatops -> T Top (triceratops) Booley (Bluey) Floop Loops (froot loops) 😭 I don’t even want to think about these words being pronounced correctly one day

@piper4missouri I was a private nurse for a wheelchair bound, 10yo patient in school. I was told I could hide with him in a teacher restroom or I could carry him and run for it. I asked what the plan was if he didn’t have a nurse to help him. They said they hoped his friends would help 🤯

If she picks Walz, I’ll be pleased. If she picks Kelly, I’ll be happy. If she picks @PeteButtigieg I will rip off my shirt Hulk Hogan style to reveal a sports bra that needed to be washed 3 days ago as I spray champagne over my husband, son and 5 cats while High Hopes plays.

Part of the massive zoom call for Kamala Harris tonight. Zoom is screaming 😂 #AnswerTheCall2024

@badinfinity2 First born vs Second born

the two genders

@cottoncandaddy Maybe too niche, but, in my town, unhoused people with pets are not allowed in or around temporary shelters for storms/heat. A large umbrella/something that provides shade/coverage; cold water; protective ‘shoes’ for pets

question for anyone who has experienced being unhoused or has experience with/providing aid for unhoused folks (in other words I would appreciate recommendations based on experience instead of guesses): what are the best/most helpful things to have/be given during a heat wave?

@puflyx Like

it would be funny if we wrote “like” under every tweet we liked to make it unbearable of a platform

@Dansgaming Happy Birthday!!

Uh oh as of today, I’m only two years away from 40 🙃

@aliciaandrz Dead Men Don’t R*** - Delilah Bon

for fun, I’m putting together a playlist of songs by angry women, for angry women. recs appreciated:

@annesmith11589 First Pancake

My lovely 3 year old female cat I adopted yesterday. I'm stuck for a name for her- ideas please?

@clhubes Mine are 3 and 4 and it’s now like 60% crying and 40% playing together. We’re getting there? 😅

@bewgtweets I get brain freeze trying to recall most nursery rhymes on the spot; On Top of Spaghetti is my go-to when my mind is drawing blanks at bedtime 🍝 Kid approved

Anyone else remember the song about losing their poor meatball when somebody sneezed? Am I insane? These are two unrelated questions.

@creepydotorg MEN

What movie caused you to have a "What the hell did I just watch?" moment after viewing?

@kcos194 @clhubes My trio are GBB! Sis keeps begging us to try for another girl lol

@clhubes GBB is also up there in terms of rarity, I feel like. I don’t know anyone with that combo out of all my friends/family.

@Dansgaming STILL TOO SOON DAN

That was fast… I wonder why 😅

@butchpanic @clhubes @RitaMeterMade Oh good! So it’s not just my kids doing this 😅

@clhubes @RitaMeterMade It probably depends on the individual children’s temperament but unfortunately I’ve had many instances of nannying siblings where my job consisted of 90% of the time being their referee and making sure they didn’t k*ll each other 😭

@Dansgaming When I get an email that doesn’t include exclamation points, I assume the sender is mad at me 😅

Everyday I worry about how many exclamation points I can use to sound excited without sounding insane

@motazazaizagaza I am so sorry our countries continue to fail you and your people day after day. I am shaking with rage and it feels like my politicians are ignoring the wishes of their constituents. This is abhorrent