Cocaine Bearacuda

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Cocaine Bearacuda

Cocaine Bearacuda

@DaffaDillyDilly

Parody Account. Not the actual Cocaine Bear. MAGA can kick rocks. I vet before following back. #Smokefleet

Katılım Mayıs 2026
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1·
Trump's 1.7 billion dollar slush fund is going to pay off all the J6 criminals. I never realized that all I had to do to be a millionaire was beat a cop with a fire extinguisher and smear shit on the walls of the Capitol.
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Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·
Donald Trump lied to you. He said he’d fight for you. Instead, he’s building himself a $1 billion ballroom and handing his criminal cronies a $1.7 billion taxpayer-funded slush fund. MAGA, wake up.
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JB Thinkin™️
JB Thinkin™️@JBThinkin·
Hey Democrats in Congress. Get the FVCK off Twitter and DO SOMETHING! Enough of this bullshit. Time for ACTION or there will be NO Congress for you to sit back and collect a check from!!
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
We fucked with him so hard this dumb cunt went and doxxed himself
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
trump gets $400 million to upgrade his plane, $1 billion for a ballroom, $155 million for golf trips so far, $13 million to upgrade the reflecting pool and made $4 billion so far. His supporters get $1.7 billion for being criminals. You get high gas, grocery and electricity prices, liver and a piece of broccoli.
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Jasmine Crockett
Jasmine Crockett@JasmineForUS·
Please explain to me how MAGA justifies: A president trading stocks on things he’s controlling? A war that congress never authorized & costs us over a billion a day while our gas prices surge & jobs numbers are down? A pay day for insurrectionists? Please reply👇🏾
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
Elon says "he lost his son to the woke mind virus" but what he doesn't tell his millions of followers is that he paid for and approved of the puberty blockers she used at the time. You can't have it both ways, Apartheid Clyde.
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Cocaine Bearacuda
Cocaine Bearacuda@DaffaDillyDilly·
@theliamnissan I have a Bluesky account under one of my other "aliases," but I don't use it often. I scroll through every once in a while, but activity over there has kind of died off after an initial promising run.
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
Do you have old tube socks that have lost their elasticity and no longer stay up? Those are called "quitters" and they're all on BlueSky right now.
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Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton·
Trump didn’t just pardon his followers who stormed the U.S. Capitol. He’s now set them up for payments through a slush fund he created to reward his allies—out of your tax dollars. You could not make this up.
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Esta
Esta@TheOnlyEsta·
All TrXmp supporters suffer from TDRS👇🏽 LIKE and RETWEET if you agree
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Seth
Seth@fiercepatricks·
“The Bible is clear, homosexuality is a sin.” Same book of the Bible also forbids Selling lands, charging interest on loans, trimming your beards, wearing two fabrics, eating shrimps So let’s not pretend “the Bible commands it .” You’re just a bigot
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Turnbull
Turnbull@cturnbull1968·
It’s week 6 of the Reflecting Pool being fixed in two weeks. It’s week 12 of our 3 week war with Iran. And it’s week 68 of Trump’s promise to lower prices on week one.
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Cocaine Bearacuda
Cocaine Bearacuda@DaffaDillyDilly·
Update...I decided to use the Cocaine Bearacuda name instead of the "Lauren Boeberetta" parody. 😂
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Cocaine Bearacuda
Cocaine Bearacuda@DaffaDillyDilly·
#Smokefleet names I thought of: Theory of a Dead Van Cocaine Bearracuda Electric Vehicle Mayhem Toad the Jet Sprocket Feel free to use them. 😊
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Cocaine Bearacuda
Cocaine Bearacuda@DaffaDillyDilly·
Hey, all! I changed my moniker because I think some people were mistaking "Lauren Boeberetta" for a MAGA account. Plus, I decided I liked this better. 😂
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Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)@AwesomeNewsom·
OH NO. TRUMP JUST ISSUED A WARNING, WHICH WILL BE FOLLOWED BY A FINAL WARNING, THEN A SUPER FINAL WARNING, THEN THE OFFICIAL NOTARIZED FINAL WARNING, THEN THE MOTHER OF ALL WARNINGS, THEN THE LAST WARNING THAT CAN NOT BE TURNED BACK, FOLLOWED BY TURNING BACK. WASH, PANIC, REPEAT.
The White House@WhiteHouse

“For Iran, the Clock is Ticking, and they better get moving, FAST, or there won’t be anything left of them. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!” - President Donald J. Trump

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Gandalv
Gandalv@Microinteracti1·
You come home one evening and see this. What do you do?
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