David Gerrard

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David Gerrard

@Dagerr

Father, Husband, Gamer. Very opinionated about stuff no one cares about. Game Designer, Games Workshop enthusiast.

Snohomish, WA Katılım Mayıs 2009

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·22 Oca

We need a term for when you are proven correct about a stance you have taken for a while and then everyone gets mad at YOU like you did something wrong. They are mad at you because you were right from the start. What is that?

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·2d

Oh! New IoS update for my iphone: >download, update >cycle through a bunch of garbage about new ‘features’ I don’t care about just so I get back to home screen >delete the 3-5 apps the update just automatically downloaded without my permission >move on with my day Every time.

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Ross_co_Jones @anonimo_jones·3d

Cuando mueves una imagen en Microsoft Word.

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AGAVE@agave_redux·3d

All jokes aside "You can just do things" is such an incredibly powerful mantra. The entire system is built on keeping you from thinking like that.

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·15 Mar

Every movie clip I ‘randomly’ see on my feed is to a movie that is not currently on any streaming subscription service. Every one of them is for ‘rent’ somewhere instead. It’s so obvious this is a subversive form of advertising, it’s hilarious. People fall for this I’m sure.

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·3 Şub

I had a dream that i was old and the govt was repossessing my home and land through property taxes because i couldn’t afford them in my advanced retired age. I burned the house down and salted the earth. Prophetic.

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Jay Anderson@TheProjectUnity·2 Şub

I would rather see ivy covered cars strewn across long forgotten roads than see those in power build the new world for our children.

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·31 Oca

Do you mean am I fine with living around other people? Yeah, I’m fine.

`@ick_real

are you fine with people not liking you?

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CallUnc@Callunc·31 Oca

How it feels explaining morals and principles to a grown adult

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C3@C_3C_3·31 Oca

If Bill Gates is willing to sneak drugs into his wife imagine what he’s willing to sneak into vaccines for strangers. Sicko.

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·30 Oca

I’d have $1,020,000.

James 𝕏ond@james_xond

If someone paid you $20,000 to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it?

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·30 Oca

@neet_sol Cops and firefighters be like

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Neet@neet_sol·30 Oca

Taking your job seriously is a sign of low intelligence

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·30 Oca

@KhazarMafia109 @pnwguerrilla three times lol

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Khazarian Mafia@KhazarMafia109·30 Oca

@pnwguerrilla Remember when WA voters voted for $30 tabs... and then legislators ignored them?...

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PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla·30 Oca

For anyone who is screaming “HOW COULD THE DEMOCRATS DO THIS” This bill to jail you for 364 days over vehicle tabs, is sponsored by a republican too.

PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla

364 days in jail……For an “expired” sticker on your car…….

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·30 Oca

@pnwguerrilla Respectfully, You read it wrong I think..... It looks like they are trying to extend current registration requirements to parked vehicles and would fall to the REGISTERED OWNER (which means you could get this ticket without even being in your car) So, still stupid as hell.

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PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla·30 Oca

Washington state wants to send you to jail for A FUCKING YEAR if you don’t buy this sticker. Yeah you heard me right. Jail over a sticker. Senate bill 6176.

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·29 Oca

Sometimes it's people *slightly* ahead of you.

KABUGO@Kabugo_

Ever noticed who’s obsessed with “humbling” you? It’s never people ahead of you.

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🕊️@lichthauch·29 Oca

A man who can simply do what he said he would do is so rare now he looks like a wizard

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·29 Oca

Huh…. Weird. All these calls for me to be humble before I even begin. Weird.

KABUGO@Kabugo_

Uncomfortable truth: People who feel the need to humble you are envious and inferior.

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David Gerrard@Dagerr·29 Oca

I once went to the doctor in 2015, at age 41, for an actual medical issue and the doctor said, “Oh, it looks like we didn’t get all your medical records because it says here you haven’t been to the doctor since 1996.” Me: “Sounds about right” The look of terror on her face LOL

David Wolfe@DavidWolfe

The healthiest people I know avoid doctors.

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