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@Dominos_UK those fries seriously need some work. The cheesy ones were practically raw with some cheese melted on top, and the plain ones would've been OK if it was a proper potion size. 100% not worth the £5+ price.

@InternetH0F The zip/buttons from every pair of trousers. The fan from their fan oven. The caps from all their spray cans. One of the screws that holds the toilet seat in place. The springs from their clicky pens. One pin from each watch strap.

go for it

@WHSmith @dubber31 @motorwayservice Would you also like Pauls inside leg measurement, his NI number, a chart showing the exact alignment of the stars at the precise moment of sale, and the cashiers mums maiden name??

@dubber31 @motorwayservice Hi there, we are sorry to hear this. If you can please DM us regarding the store this was purchased from plus the date & time. As well as an image of the receipt & packaging of the product purchased with the use by date visible & one of our team will get back to you ASAP.

@dubber31 @WHSmith @motorwayservice That would've been chucked right back over the counter. All those pre-packed sarnies are the same. Put a bit of filling near the front, and nowhere else. Rip off!

@TheGrungeScene Pearl Jam-Ten Nirvana-Nevermind STP-Core Soundgarden-Superunknown Mother Love Bone-Apple Screaming Trees-Sweet Oblivion My top 6. 👌

What albums should be included on the "Must Have Grunge Albums" list, in your opinion? The key is objectivity. Suggesting every record by one band does not help and your vote cannot be taken seriously😂

@BBCTheOneShow @sarahbeeny Well that's bollocks. I once jumped off a bridge into the Grand Union Canal. I regretted doing it very soon after hitting the water.

"You only regret the things you don't do!" 🏡 @SarahBeeny up sticks and moved to the countryside, would anyone else want to make the big move? 👀 #TheOneShow 👉 shorturl.at/hJRW4

F*ck you Charlie. F*ck your throne. F*ck your £5 billion hat. F*ck your golden carriage. F*ck your inbred family. F*ck your stolen wealth. F*ck your "divine right". F*ck your palaces. F*ck your insane privilege. F*ck the monarchy!!

@nadhimzahawi Do you feel somehow hard done by here??

@leathergregory I disagree. Blokes who have those tiny little manbags strapped to them (over one shoulder with the little pouch under the armpit) are way funnier. 45 year old, sliggtly overweight, occasional rucksack user.

There's nothing funnier than a fully grown man carrying a rucksack. Got all your little things in there have you mate? Grow up

@Nigel_Farage I'd rather cut my own cock off and use it as a straw to suck tramps vomit from a rent boys arsehole than be anywhere with you. #BerkshireHunt = #Cunt ...coincidence?

Traditional Boxing Day! 🐴

@MrT 🤣🤣 what a load of old shite! 🤣🤣 do people actually believe this crap? Genuinely?

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” John 3:16

@calvinrobinson Sinister and evil? Coming from a priest? The irony! 🤣🤣 #FuckReligion

Have you ever noticed how the metropolitan liberal elite seem to love wishing everyone a peaceful Eid Mubarak, happy Diwali and happy Hanukkah but will go out of their way to avoid saying Merry Christmas?

@AerLingus so....smoke in the cabin, causing an overnight delay and getting home around 30 hours late, doesn't warrant some sort of compensation or refund?? Absolute joke of a company!

@Altavistagoogle @Jared_Carrabis You'd be surprised how many will stay up to watch.

@Dags7777 @Jared_Carrabis *Live. Keep in mind most games will be in the middle of the night.

Did ESPN just put this game behind a pay wall?

@BovadaOfficial Thats @RichardAyoade. I'm 99% certain.

WHO IS THIS? Wrong answers only!

@cronicadejuano Here in he UK MLBtv decided we'll be blacked out of playoffs...2 days before playoffs. Need to subscribe to BT sports now if we want to watch. Great way to grow the game eh? 👌

@Jared_Carrabis No sport or entrainment company works harder to actively prevent fans from seeing their product than MLB.

@MattChorley 1. All variants of..."what I will say...", "what I would say...". Just f**king say it. 2. "Delivering". You're not Parcel-f**king-Force. 3. "Let me be clear" Go on then. Be f**king clear. For once.

🛎️Keir Starmer was told by BBC Surrey if he said "Kamikwaze budget" again, they would ring a bell. So, which phrase that politicians use would you want to ban with a bell?

@MLBFanSupport do we get any kind of refund seeing as we're blacked out here in the UK for postseason??