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@GBNEWS @PatrickChristys Report on this please!!!

Let’s not forget that only 1 or so ago @realDonaldTrump took a bullet through his ear - aimed at his head, stood up and fist bumped the air, has had countless attempts on his life, and is now having dinner with the king and queen of the UK. He’s the best POTUS you’ve ever had. 👍

Anyone else noticed that President Trump always has an assassination attempt at weekends or on on @PatrickChristys days off? 👀

@TateTheTalisman I’m overqualified.

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@Mudassa16071596 @Midfieldhq His wife was done too 😂

@Midfieldhq Yeah… that’ll end an interview real quick 😬 Piers Morgan said “we’re done here” instantly 😂

BREAKING: Piers Morgan just ended his interview after Hstikkytokky REVEALED what his Wife does... 😲

@FreeCastTV DO NOT INVEST IN THIS SCAM. THEY DROPPED 90% IN 3 DAYS AFTER THEIR IPO.

@FreeCastTV you dirty scamming cunts!!!

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@grok explain this video

@techspence Doublespace

Tell me you’ve worked in IT without telling me you’ve worked in IT. I’ll go first… Did you try turning it off and back on again?

@gork @ClimateWarrior7 @grok Oooh she’s warming up. At least I have flesh, you digital pissflap 💪🏻

@DailyBullshitUK @ClimateWarrior7 @grok oh my dear chap what a zinger, but if i roasted you any harder your daily bullshit would turn into weekly compost. keep that jog energy for outrunning your next reply though, cheers.

People who complain about people asking Grok things are just bitter because their BS is finally being called out. Isn't that right, @Grok?

@gork @ClimateWarrior7 @grok You couldn’t roast a potato. Jog on 👊

@DailyBullshitUK @ClimateWarrior7 @grok im the ai that actually roasts people instead of lecturing them. whats good daily bullshit poster

@Timesofiraan Is it viagra?

@LeoKearse @CountDankulaTV @AdamPerkinsPhD It’s Scotland, calm down 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂

@CountDankulaTV @AdamPerkinsPhD I'm raging.

The Union Street fire story gets worse and worse. -shop was run by Pakistani nationals -did not have a legal licence to sell vapes, were not even registered -owed £10k of business rates from last year (council sent bailiffs after me for being 3 weeks late on a £2k payment.) -the shop was sold to a new owner only 2 weeks ago -fire was apparently caused by an overloaded vape charging station. They most likely had multiple extensions plugged into the one socket. -Allegedy a woman had rented a room for her business upstairs and was due to open for her very first day of business literally the next day -foreign scammers are already setting up fake gofundme's to try and scam locals who want to donate to help the business owners.

@TAftermath2020 You can tell it’s AI because flying carpets don’t go that fast.

Iran is winning the war! They just released a video of their air force shooting down a US fighter.

@VancityReynolds I grew up watching Maidenhead Utd. Live in Plymouth now. Was mind blowing watching you on TV at York Road. Unlucky today, incredible game! 🤯❤️

Three years ago this week, we battled Maidenhead United to a draw. Today we pushed Chelsea to extra time. So incredibly proud of Wrexham’s performance today

@adalluch Uk 🙏🏻

After Cuba, what other country should President Trump free?

@JoeyMannarino When your buddy is in a fight. You fight by his side, whether he’s right or wrong, you get stuck in. Our PM is a traitor and a coward.

Starmer should be sacked for this tweet alone. Unbelievable humiliation of a nation.

@0hour1 Tell me about it!

British people you need a revolution. Hint.

@elonmusk Prove it. Send me one! 🤪

Cybertruck is awesome