Daily Discordia

Time to take another step! Less waiting, more wading.

Happy March First! The traditional Vanderstank Family holiday of October 21, 1975 is celebrated today. Happy October 21, 1975!

I'm not a Discordian. But I'm not a Non-Discordian.

Conspiracy theories are just a scam perpetrated by Big Doubt, and the Criitical Thinking / Skepticism Industrial Complex to sell more zealous self certainty.

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This is a commercial we aired in 1990 for a former partner of ours called Terror Bank. Things didn't work out and Terror Bank and its employees were mostly destroyed, but we still have this wonderful memory to look back on thanks to V0002's trusty VCR. youtube.com/watch?v=RPZJrm…

The Spunt

eh sah bout the discord: "5 hotte dogge" "But not on Sadurday... for you hve... partenken in.... the bun" the eris laugh her heck off and go back to sleep w/ the golden eapple that you gave to her last thursday (ism) lol- DIscort informationtopost on Facebooks (Toitter., ecetera)

OH my lory, it assumeds I hav'e been post from my "Discortia" acctiont, when in fact I meant to pust from my "Person" account.... Whoops there coes the "GTECHNOLOGT".... Thanks a lot "Mark Zuckerbert" (Facebook?Toittere (now callt "X's")) "Like Facebookt / Toitters"

did a big fat on myself over thh last few years. Docketer says i have too many 'fizzy lifting drinks"

Is Eris true? Everything is true. Even false things? Even false things are true. How can that be? I don't know man, I didn't do it. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

According to some Discordian sects, today is Eris Day! #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

That man lives best who's fain, to live half mad, half sane. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

Today is Boomtime, Discord 69, YOLD 3189. No holiday today. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

If you are feeling unsettled, perhaps you shouldn't have settled in the first place. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

Happy St. Camping's Day! Go make some End of Days predictions and share them on social media! #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

Climb into the Chao with a friend or two And follow the Way it carries you, Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew Over the Waves in whatever you do. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

Today is Setting Orange, Discord 67, YOLD 3189. No holiday today. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord

Today is Prickle-Prickle, Discord 66, YOLD 3189. No holiday today. #discordian #discordia #eris #fnord