Daily Star Arts Desk

Do you know any shows that need a review #edfringe #freefringe #fringe ? I’ve lost my list and so - am completely free. Please send recommendations. Alan.

@waxhousetheatre Is the venue dog friendly? We’ve had all sorts of trouble with Undebelly in the past.

@DailyStarArts We hope sandy enjoys!

V v interesting. Myself and Sandy (new pup after Ronnie / my old pit bull terrier was taken last year) are preppers in our free time. Will have to come along! Alan.

Fake news. Alan.

Think a brilliant name for an improv show would be “CSI: Miami” but the “i” stands for “improvisation”. So it would be “Crime Scene Improvisation: Miami” in its full form. but people would still call it “CSI” to save time. Alan.

Late to the Fringe (again) this year. Train got held up in Carlisle because some joker booked a ticket with a railcard and refused to produce it. ANYWAY. I’m looking for #edfringe reccomendations for @DailyStarSunday arts review section. Thanks! Alan

#squirrelplays @potmtheatre ⭐️⭐️⭐️ - good good - but minor gripe...no squirrels in America - and that shows in the writing. I’ve said it before - and I’ll say it again. You have to: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW. Alan.

Saw @RCS_MT #MothersStrong - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I am not a mother - but I knew one once and she would have loved it. A real treat. Alan.

First show of the @edfringe Fringe this year @GoodWomenShow - absolutely free - HIDDEN GEM. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@edfringe What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. Alan. #BadJokeFriday #edfringe

@IainDoesJokes @freefringefest Sorry we missed you Ian. Alan.

@freefringefest @IainDoesJokes It was a second class show. Alan.

Banksy FINALLY breaks silence over identity…and he’s NOT Massive Attack musician bit.ly/2uqDRhs

Preferably naked tits. Alan.

Bigwigs at DailyStar HQ are putting pressure on me to review shows 4 'our demographic'. Sigh. Can any1 suggest a gd show with tits in? Alan.

Very excited for @ToxicAvengerUK tonight. Hearing great things. Break legs to all involved! Alan.

⭐️for @bluesbroslive 'The Blues Brothers: Live!' Seriously, why wouldn't you just watch the film. Alan.

@IainDoesJokes My apologies, turns out I was in the wrong show. I was actually at #PostOfficePuns @freefringefest - @IainDoesJokes any way I can rebook?

⭐️ for @IainDoesJokes sold out b/c #LoveIsland but an entire hour of jokes about The Post Office. Yawn. Pick on someone your own size. Alan.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️@InuaEllams #AnEveningWithAnImmigrant despite the entire Daily Star office urging me not to go. loved it. Wonderfully wordy. Alan.