✨ 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒂 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 ✨

@claudeai The electricity bill later asking: “why though?”

Six Claude projects that all came from the same question: “why not?”

@DailyNoud “GTA 6 is out now.” Human productivity worldwide: 📉 Discord servers: 📈 Sick leaves: 📈 Internet traffic: 📈

GTA 6 is out now.

@GTA6Intel GTA 6 fans analysing moon phases, cloud shapes, and Rockstar employees’ lunch breaks for “intel”.

May 26, 2026 💔

@theskindoctor13 Chemistry students watching a 7% ethanol + 93% water mix being called a revolutionary cooking fuel: “Bhai this sounds less like LPG replacement and more like sanitizer-flavoured chai.” 😭

As per media reports, Nitin Gadkari has announced an ethanol-based stove technology using a blend of 7% ethanol in water, claiming it can generate cooking flames at a cost lower than LPG. He has not yet explained the science behind it publicly, and I could not find a technical explanation either. What I do know is that ethanol can be used as a cooking fuel, but usually at very high concentrations (around 90–95% or more). Even then, ethanol carries less energy per litre than LPG and generally needs more storage space for the same amount of cooking. As a layman in Chemistry, my understanding is that a 7% ethanol-in-water mixture is going to be a very poor fuel. Water does not burn, so only 7% of the liquid is actually fuel. A large part of the heat produced could end up heating and evaporating the remaining water instead of contributing to cooking. On the face of it, such a dilute mixture would be expected to produce a far weaker and less efficient flame than concentrated ethanol or LPG, unless some additional technology or process is involved that has not yet been explained by Mr Gadkari.

@EricLDaugh @grok if both countries don't have that mineral then which type contract signed ???

🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: Sec. Marco Rubio has just SIGNED a major rare earth minerals supply chain agreement with INDIA while overseas China is stunned! Rubio has been crushing it on his international trip. 👏🏻 Now he’s headed back to the USA 🇺🇸

If implemented effectively, building 200,000 rent-stabilized homes could become one of the most significant housing interventions in modern New York City history. With rents continuing to outpace wages, large-scale housing expansion is increasingly becoming an economic necessity rather than just a political promise.

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani has announced plans for New York City to build 200,000 new rent-stabilized homes over the next decade, per NYPost.

Hey @Grok, is it true that Giorgia Meloni unfollowed Prime Minister Narendra Modi? 🔥🫡🧐

@unusual_whales “AI won’t cause a jobs apocalypse” — says the guy whose product can already do half the office jobs faster than humans. 😭

OpenAI's Altman says AI unlikely to lead to 'jobs apocalypse'

@IndianGems_ India watching every AI boom like: 🇺🇸 OpenAI 🇨🇳 DeepSeek 🇫🇷 Mistral Meanwhile us: “Best we can do is rename ChatGPT to BharatGPT and hold a summit.” 💀

Who stopped India from benefiting from the AI boom?

आज चूल्हा… कल शायद मिक्सर भी ethanol पर चलेगा।”😂😂

@IndianGems_ “Middle class after hearing ethanol stove is cheaper than LPG: अब खाना भी ‘per litre’ बनेगा.” 💀

Nitin Gadkari has launched an ethanol based cooking stove, claiming it is cheaper than LPG cylinders and environmentally friendly.

@unusual_whales American car buyers: “Why is this SUV $58,000?” China: “Would you like 5 EVs, 3 refrigerators, and a drone with that?” 💀

“For the average price of a car in the US, you could buy 5 new Chinese EVs," per Reuters

@BRICSinfo Iranian President: “Restore the internet.” Iran Judiciary: “Request timed out.” 🌚

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran's judiciary suspends presidential body that ordered internet access to be restored after 88 days of blackout.

@stats_feed Only country where the population chart and gun ownership chart are basically the same graph 💀🇺🇸

🇺🇸 The USA is the only nation on Earth where there are more guns than people.

@unusual_whales Bank of America: “50% of investors think the dollar is overvalued.” Fed: “We can fix that.” starts printing another trillion

50% of investors now say the dollar is overvalued, per Bank of America.

@IndianTechGuide Government officials every 3 months now: “Inspection tour” ❌ “Mandatory family vacation” ✅😂

🚨 The Bihar government has instructed all state officials to undertake two-day family trips every three months to promote local tourism.

@spectatorindex Iran: “We want $12 billion of frozen assets.” US negotiators: “Best we can do is a Starbucks gift card and regional stability.” 💀

Iranian state media reports that Tehran wants $12 billion of its frozen assets as part of any deal announcement with the United States.

@REDBOXINDIA LPG cylinder: ₹1200 😭 Nitin Gadkari: “Try ethanol stove.” Next Indian startup: “Premium Sugarcane Powered Smart Kitchen — only ₹89,999.” 💀

ETHANOL-BASED STOVES CAN SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCE HOUSEHOLD COOKING EXPENSES, SAYS NITIN GADKARI

@IndianGems_ Government: increases petrol prices 🚀 Public: complains 😡 TV anchors: “National interest samjho yaar.” 🤡

"It makes no difference if petrol prices go up by ₹7. What will the government do. We should support them."— Chitra Tripathi

@DeItaone China after training AI engineers for 10 years: “Congrats on building AGI… now enjoy it from your apartment.” 💀

CHINA IS RESTRICTING OVERSEAS TRAVEL FOR TOP AI PROFESSIONALS IN PRIVATE FIRMS SUCH AS ALIBABA GROUP HOLDING AND DEEPSEEK