Daisy Mae

Get this piece of shit out of my country.

A message from the Supreme Governor of the Church of England

@FreeBeacon @AndrewHClark Will it matter to Maine’s voters??

Maine Democrat Graham Platner Called Jesus a 'Zombie' and the Virgin Mary 'a Skank' in Unearthed Reddit Post freebeacon.com/latest-news/ma…

@lippyent Peter Frampton poster

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@CNviolations Homeschool your children and grandchildren

This person teaches your kids.

Back to the Stone Age.

@Badhombre @mrddmia Amen!

You married a naturalized citizen to obtain your green card and then drove that woman to take her life by downing an entire bottle of anti-depressants. You then used your legal status to open a biolab in New Jersey where you tortured and killed innocent animals while defrauding investors. You should be denaturalized, deported, and your entire lineage banned from ever setting foot in America.

Larry, the 19 year-old Downing Street cat caught a mouse … while Prime Minister Starmer was conducting a live press conference right outside Number 10! Good job, Larry. It’s great to see someone in Downing Street is working hard!

@dogwoodblooms And if you haven’t been to see it, at least once, you should make plans!

Fun Fact: Biltmore is the largest house in America. It measures 178,926 square feet of floor area, making it larger than any other home in the United States. The house includes 250 rooms, 35 bedrooms, 43 bathrooms, 65 fireplaces, an indoor swimming pool, a bowling alley, and a banquet hall. Though open to the public, it’s still privately owned by the Vanderbilt family. Its location? Asheville, North Carolina ❤️

@PhilMcCrackin44 So far

Worst DEI hire ever ?

@0hour1 @Bada_Bing85 That would be winning on multiple levels.

Trump should close the border immediately stop all the trucks and traffic.

@OneBadDude_ No way to fit all the hair and makeup products needed for 10 days?

I wonder why this team of women wasn’t sent on the moon mission

@sethjlevy That is the was I saw it.

This speech was an admonition to the Iranians. Take your medicine and be smart. Or this could be a very bad two weeks for you. I got the sense that although our core mission will be done in 2 to 3 weeks, Trump could add to it based on how Iran behaves during this period.

@C_3C_3 Yes

Go on the record… Will Amy Coney Barrett stab us in the back again? What say you?

@PinoAmericano 😂 Someone should probably do a wellness check

Can’t imagine what Katy Perry is feeling right now seeing real astronauts go to space.

Justice Alito brings in a key point… You can’t establish a legal permanent domicile somewhere you are illegally present and subject to removal at any time.

@smiththetrucker @duckthis5hit @PeteHegseth @KidRock @USArmy Oh Karl, you have wrecked my day calling me an ugly hag. How will I go on?

@DaisyMaeNC @duckthis5hit @PeteHegseth @KidRock @USArmy Daisy. You're an ugly hag who think Kid Rock is a cool guy. You don't have anything.

Thank you @KidRock. @USArmy pilots suspension LIFTED. No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots. 🇺🇸

I’ve never wanted cameras in the court more than I do right now. Actually just one camera. On Trump. The Donald J. Trump CourtCam. We deserve to see his facial expressions every time the special needs justice speaks.

@wesserbald @alt_w_v_g Yes I have. It was pretty chill.

@alt_w_v_g HOAs can be a problem, but have you ever lived in a subdivision without any restrictive covenants at all?

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone