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The UK as Dylan fucks up his Scone bake. #GBBO #bakeoff

@TheSpursWatch @ChangeForSpurs No idea why they changed from Audere Est Facere tbh.

Aware it’s nitpicking and not really that deep, but find the whole ‘All together always’ thing a bit cringe from the club. Was fine when @ChangeForSpurs did it as a fan thing against Forest, but the club should just stick to ‘To Dare is to Do’ imo.

@HarryScarfe22 Cannot stand him though.

McGinn is my type of player. Absolute warrior and great offensively and defensively.

What an absolute g.

@Kimberley22Ward Hell to the no

Is Box Park, Wembley worth booking for the England games or no?

The 2nd most phenomenal video to ever grace the internet.

@jowitt_kerry Don't give one to him though, as he won't finish it.

That Biscoff McFlurry might be best thing ever made after Iliman Ndiaye 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 absolutely unreal!!

My mum takes terrible pics so here’s a mirror fit 💚

@ffionem Wheel of Time is elite TV

I’m trying to watch Wheel of Time but so far I am very confused

90% profit margin on drip coffee in starbucks. No wonder so many people open cafes. Crazy hikes.

Starbucks sell Millionaire shortbread between £3.50 and £4.00. The margins on that is crazy. Around £50 a tray gross profit. The amount they sell makes it a hell of a lucrative product.

Pointless is pointless going on. Costs more to get to the studio, be there for 3 shows, and get home than what you win! Rather sit on ebay and sell socks.

@ellamorgan_x Not saying I agree, but just got a letter from 2025.

Anyone else’s postman disappeared into oblivion?

@SkySports_Keith You can't blame them for trying to blag their way to the PL.

🚨 BREAKING: Middlesbrough call for Southampton to be banned from competing in the Championship play-off final: CLUB STATEMENT: 🗣️ “The conduct at issue, namely the observation and recording of our training session ahead of a fixture of such significance, goes to the heart of sporting integrity and fair competition. 🗣️ “In these circumstances, the only appropriate response is a sporting sanction which would prevent Southampton FC from participating in the EFL Championship play-off final.   🗣️ “We remain hopeful that the EFL, as regulator, will pursue such a sanction before the Disciplinary Commission in order to protect the integrity of the game, safeguard all member clubs, and deter any attempt in the future to obtain an unfair and unlawful advantage in pursuit of promotion to the Premier League.”

@talkSPORT @SkySports @NOW Spurs play next Tuesday, so not the weekend... but hey.

Arsenal = W Man City = D Spurs = L Jeff Stelling makes his predictions ahead this weekend’s fixtures. Stream @SkySports football flexibly with NOW, just search NOW Sport or tap the video below. In paid partnership with @SkySports & @NOW. 👇

Watching Shelter with Jason Statham. Does the fella even need a script anymore? Literally same part in every film he is in. Adaptability is definitely not pn his CV.

@AngelinaKelly The beauty of this is... Howe can't afford to lose otherwise he loses his job. Am pretty sure he would rather keep his job than please Angelina Kelly.

I wonder how many of the Spurs fans disagreeing with me here also wanted their club to lose against Man City to avoid Arsenal winning the league not too long ago 😂

@owenthfc__ Howe needs the W or his job will be gone.

Newcastle could finish as high as 8th & easily finish above their fierce rivals Sunderland yet their fans want to lose against West Ham & risk finishing as low as 16th & below their newly promoted rivals... All in hopes to relegate a team 282 miles away with absolutely zero rivalry between the two clubs. Weird.

Peter Dinklage is more famous than Warwick Davis. Warwick carries far more nostalgia though.

No, you really, really don't.

This is a Pingu appreciation post.