Dale Cass

@liamgallagher GOOOOONNNEEERRRSSSS!!!

People getting all excited about losing wining drawing a game of football there’s bigger things going on in the world just remember that ffs it’s only a game it’s actually pathetic

@talkingbottom Is that the same shelf thing with the plates on that is in Rottweiler's flat in "Gas"? #noonewouldeverknow 🤣

A lucky generation of kids grew up with Rik Mayall narrating stories on TV in his own manic style - many who rushed home from school to watch George’s Marvellous Medicine now borrow Rik’s voices when reading the same stories to their own children.

@liamgallagher 🎶Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall? 🎶

It’s CHRISTMAS

@liamgallagher .....I need somebody.... Not just anybody.....

HELP

@OffMenuOfficial You missed a trick with @gregjames ranking the dips and not calling it "The Chaat Show". 🤣

@liamgallagher We know mate. And a living legend! ✌🏻😎🍻❤️

I AM THE FUCKING BOLLOCKS

@Melvinodoom @GMB No problem mate. I also meant no disrespect. Have a good one. ✌🏻😎🇬🇧

@DaleCass @GMB Apologies Dave was just human error meant no disrespect and thanks for letting me know have a blessed day 🙏🏾

@Melvinodoom @GMB How disrespectful about the great #taylorhawkins saying he died LAST YEAR. He sadly passed in March 2022. Get your facts right. #taylorfuckinghawkins

@liamgallagher Go and smash the fuck out of it tonight and I'll see you at Wembley. ✌🏻😎🇬🇧🍻

@adidasUK @oasis @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @adidasoriginals @adidas

Original Forever. All will be revealed. Channel 4. 9 PM (BST)

@wembleystadium Hey there, do you accept @RevolutApp card payments?

COMPETITION TIME! For a chance to win a fantastic Talking Bottom calendar, share this post & reply to it, naming a Bottom character who gets mentioned but we never see. A winner will be drawn from all entries across social media for this days question and will be announced 2mrrw.

@talkingbottom Dodgy Bob McMayday - The most violent travel agent in the world!

@OffMenuOfficial Hello. How are those skiddies looking, Benito? #monkeysareinchargeofthebus

@nectar We have had 11k of points deducted fraudulently. Help, please.

@BottomRikandAde She said no, didn't she? Blasted lesbians everywhere!!! 🤣

@AdrianEdmondson Uh, Eddie. What the fuck is this? Third finger? Surely you mean the middle one? Not your third. Which hilariously enough, would be your ring. 🤣 Great book by the way. 👍🏻

@liamgallagher Have you considered going on @OffMenuOfficial that'd be decent. 👍🏻 #poppadomsorbread

@jimmysfarm Your "vegan" breakfast you and Shivi just made for @dickndom contained eggs. #notvegan 😬

@liamgallagher Mate, got tix for Wembley. Proper chuffed. Do me a favour, yeah. Don't do She's Electric. 🤣 You've got shit waaay better than that.