Dale Derby

Who the hell does this Trump guy think he is?

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Joe Burrow rumored to retire after the realization that their Super Bowl run was Fugazi . Says the Cincinnati Bengals are a sorry ass franchise with a Tubby Fanbase.

@AdamSchefter @Schultz_Report Scary terry needs to be back in Indy. Go get him! @Colts

Terry McLaurin requested a trade, as ⁦@Schultz_Report⁩ also reported.

Who wants it? 👀 RP for your chance to win this signed @Patrickqueen_ jersey!

BREAKING NEWS: Tornado pictured in Westfield Indiana, Just North of Carmel on 146th. Seek shelter immediately! @WTHRcom @NWS #Tornado #Carmel #Westfield #Indiana

It’s gotta be the shoooeeesss

@nflrums @Ededwards1962 LOL your shit team making moves on used goods. Maybe next year?

🚨🚨 NFL RUMORS The #Steelers have pursued #Jets WR Allen Lazard #HereWeGo

@_MLFootball I would to if I was going to a sorry ass franchise @Ededwards1962.

TRENDING: DK Metcalf has gone viral for looking miserable, showing up for his first day with the #Steelers. 😳😳😳 DK LOOKS MISERABLE.

@91Sparkz @LockTownUSA1 @LockTownUSA1 is sod as baby shit and has a touch of the time

@LockTownUSA1 Lol your special needs are showing. That’s a major all day

NCAA refs are soft as baby turds. Aydar Suniev should NOT have gotten 5 and a game. 2 minutes for boarding? Sure. Put anything in slowmo on repeat and it’ll look bad. Refs botched this game and want western in this any way possible. #Umass #westernmichigan #FrozenFour

@Ededwards1962 @LockTownUSA1 @meatmangler69 How about ligma old head. I’ll throw your war medals in the creek!

@DaleDerby5 @LockTownUSA1 @meatmangler69 Hey Dale Derby you kiss your mother with that mouth? Learn how to speak to a veteran, boy.

Good Morning to everyone except, @LockTownUSA1 & @meatmangler69 !

@Ededwards1962 @RapSheet @TomPelissero @LockTownUSA1 Would say would but I already have!

@DaleDerby5 @RapSheet @TomPelissero @LockTownUSA1 LocktownUSA1’s Mother was a treat!

BREAKING: Steelers signing QB Ben Roethlisberger to two-year, $30M deal with $20M guaranteed. (via @rapsheet, @TomPelissero) Coming out of retirement to sling darts and fuck @LockTownUSA1 mom!

@LockTownUSA1 Confirmed Mary Kate is pregnant with triplets. They will be name father dad and papi!!!!!!

MARY KATE COIN TO THE MOON!! Hop on board now before you miss out!! $MKC

Can’t stand on business when I have all this diarrhea 😞

Projected fantasy point leaders 2023 QB Patty RB Deandre Swift RB Najee Harris WR Deebo Samuel WR DK Metcalf TE Dalton Schultz

Tee higgins is going to the Carolina Panthers. He said on Monday "Fuck clit junkie and those pussy ass Bengals". Will be coming back with more updates shortly-

Colts decided that Jonathon Taylor will have no future in the NFL. Irsay said he has been looking forward to this day since he asked for more money back in July. He plans on making Taylor the next L.Bell. 2 W in a row Sheitz a hoe is in trouble this upcoming season. #TTYL

People are calling out to fire GM of Free Sergio Kitchens calling him a phony

Joe Burrow goes down with a torn achilles in open practice today. Burrow is looking likely to be ready by 2025 season.