Ronnie Thunderguard

@ArtyFrisbee Not with that alabaster skin arty

Becoming the old person at work is so humbling.

@ChowdahLuvrrrr @JerrySeinfeld can you believe this guy

Just got called Babe on the company phone, y’all think this customer wants me? Been really lonely in the winter season post divorce. Kids don’t even call anymore. I’m so deprived of love.

super fly ⚡️ like + repost to win

Gonna start running play action passes at the bar where I smack the ass of a 10 and run to go talk to a 3

I have started putting bike locks around tires of cars with bumper stickers that support things I don’t.

Curt Cignetti making @DaleMercedes12 a bitch

🟥 start it dont stop it

dicker the kicker casually from 58 yards

Cool argument. Men aren't women, though.

Big fan of the 70’s porn stache makin a comeback. BIG. FAN. #dirkdiggler #LANK

15 things I love in the world: big women, 1996 half dollar coins, and 13 watches of Warren Spahn’s best homers

Thanks to alimony payments to my ex wife Linda I now have more kohls cash than I do american currency #shutuplinda #LANK

@DaleMercedes12 @ArtyFrisbee Me and @ArtyFrisbee share a great uncle Lou. He let the family know via his Facebook. I’d recommend checking it out he has some tummy ticklin memes on there about the radical left #LANK

@RonThunderguard @ArtyFrisbee How you’d know I was there today Ron. Only thing worse than one Thunderguard tracking you is two! #Ronswifeishot #shewantsme #comeandtakeit

I’d rather be in an ocean gate submarine than keep paying this child support #LANK @DaleMercedes12 knows what I mean

@ArtyFrisbee @DaleMercedes12 Not what I heard from Sam’s Club employees

@RonThunderguard @DaleMercedes12 I stick to my side of the lawn Ron

@DaleMercedes12 Thought you were hittin from the other side of the plate with @ArtyFrisbee

@RonThunderguard Can you get off X and get back to bed with your wife. I’m tired of her blowing up my phone asking for the Dale down under delight.

@DaleMercedes12 Fat lying bastard #comeandtakeit

@RonThunderguard My lawyer advised I say I have no children Ronnie, and that I have been doing my community service hours. I love community service.

@ArtyFrisbee You aren’t aaditi

Aye aye aye I gotta condo in Manhattan

Power Bottom Nolan #LANK

Why do we all just pretend to be okay with the fact iguanas change color