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@TimBontemps @wojespn Tingus Pingus tore his Dingus??

The Celtics say Kristaps Porzingis had surgery to repair a torn retinaculum and dislocated posterior tibialis tendon, and that he will return to play in “5-to-6 months” — meaning he’ll be out well into the start of next season.

@MrBeast Cool! Thank you.

Whoever has the most liked reply to this in 48 hours gets all my Twitter revenue for the next month!

Looking at everyone in the party when all of the lights starts playing waiting to make sure Kanye isnt gonna pop out

"a second bill clinton has hit the game awards sir"

do NOT let flute player guy be overshadowed by the bill clinton kid! #thegameawards

@ScottAukerman Cept in France.

To everyone whose birthday is today, you get a…

@ESPNNBA @kirkgoldsberry Only 3 of those assists have come from this lakers team the past 2 years though.

This stat is wild 👀 (h/t @kirkgoldsberry)

Is @MTV just an awards show company now?

@nbaleave I can’t wait for more of these

@canigetaHANDler Dangit

Women be like “omg, these shoes are SO cute!” My sister in Christ, that is 3 strings tied to a piece of cardboard.

@canigetaHANDler I have not, no. Good point indeed.

@cannonball_ky Sounds about right

When I was in high school my theatre teacher made us read Shakespeare plays and told us there’d be a quiz and I hated Shakespeare at the time so I read the spark notes and when I went in the quiz was the spark notes quiz and that’s why I don’t try at anything now

@GavinLbs What are 9 and 10 plz

10 free websites that are so helpful, they feel illegal to know: 🧵🧵🧵

Great @alyankovic concert tonight in Chicago! Though I do think @ScottAukerman might be a bit disappointed to learn that Al never uttered the words “Whats up Hotdog” once.

1/2 "THE BOYS," which I quit after 3 episodes of season 1. I thought I'd watch the rest of the show. Actually, I watched a few episodes that were delivered at the time when I was about to start a project that I had been warming up for a long time,

@cannonball_ky I am groot

Can someone spoil the entire MCU for me so that I can watch Ragnarok and Love & Thunder without having to catch up on 800 other movies?

Da Beach Bums are back vm.tiktok.com/ZTdbMnhdK/

@NBAonTNT censor whenever chuck speaks now