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when me and the boys get together for some cold ones

@ssleeebb well.. that's carnitas, my friend. You would probably know it better as pork. Wanna shame me on eating pork?

@DamnRisky ots all gravy what kinda meat is that

grilled some meat. who cares.. fuck you

@ssleeebb You're right. I'm sorry 😞

@DamnRisky looks good. whats w the aggression

porcelain shit stain

you wanna go tweet for tweet? Bar for bar?

@FetusberryJam I wanna try it and see what happens

@DamnRisky Oh, like lying to a company to get money? Maybe falsification of some paperwork or other records? Do you think that would actually work?

Has anyone ever thought of insurance fraud before? I think I'm on to something..

@existentialmeat @FetusberryJam Yeah, she's clearly not a mom

@DamnRisky @FetusberryJam Don’t you ever call her that again

Wish I was autistic with a rich stud mom

I think i might partake of drink now. Fuck it we baal

Potatoe

Shaggy 2 dope is a clone. Ninja don't even drink faygo no more

@birdtrash69 @FetusberryJam They're good to look at and fuck

@DamnRisky @FetusberryJam As I have aged, I have begun to cherish the big black titties and asses.

I'm gonna say something controversial: I like big black titties and ass

shit play.. the word play implies that it might be a fun time, but take a closer look. the word shit. that's poop, my friend. doodoo, caca.

I have a conspiracy theory that my balls stink and I need to take a shower

Getting a tattoo jk I'm not a gay guy

took a blue chew and the tip of my cock exploded (allegedly)

gas station boner pills have ruined my wife

This one's for all the music heads and shit freaks out there

shitting in charlie puth's mouth and he's telling me i hit a perfect f sharp