Literally a Leprechaun

@RandyGoat Same reason Insurance is the reason medical care is so expensive

This may be an unpopular opinion but EBT is the main reason our groceries are so high. Without EBT grocery stores would have to actually compete for your purchase instead of just being the closest for EBT users. Does everyone understand this?

@saniyafatma1278 TF is wrong with you? Iv never gotten the same one twice in a row

@diywrapclub Test drive

When's the last time you used a keycard?

@F3mboyPounder @Ganjauana420 Idk try going outside. Go on a walk try some breathing exercises go to a cafe literally anything would be more productive

@Ganjauana420 Like what??? Dosing myself up with other drugs? Start doing crack? Wonderful idea, sir!!! Purely marvelous!

No way my siblings found my stash AND FUCKING FLUSHED THEM..... Fuck you. I'm actually kinda pissed about this man. What the fuck.

@Will_Tanner_1 Because they're literally incapable of rationally evaluating data and believe it saves them money

What is it with Indians not running the air conditioner in their cars? The two Indian Ubers I’ve had to take today have been like traveling saunas

@johnpavlovitz Make sure you keep that attitude when you're told to face the wall 🤡

These dying white dinosaurs see the asteroid of humanity’s evolution coming for them, and in a naked act of panicked self-preservation, they are firing off one final Hail Mary salvo to try and stave off political extinction. Republicans are furiously dismantling the provisions and protections of the Voting Rights Act for one reason: they assume that white voters will save them. Instead, we must be the ones to end them. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/not-racist-w…

@Grace4NY How about they get rice and beans in a sack twice a month

It never made sense that SNAP recipients can't use their benefits to buy a hot meal. And it doesn't make sense to change the rules just for rotisserie chicken. I'm fighting to let families buy the hot prepared foods they want (including chicken) 👇 gothamist.com/news/3-ny-demo…

@Kira444u @0xpatterns @SkwatUniversity Are you just stupid or do you not know what tax evasion is?

@0xpatterns @SkwatUniversity Wypipo be like: tax evasion!! Also wypipo when real tax evasion:

Yeah it’s so black people don’t buy them for fighting hope this helps

@cursedconnector Because then I have to walk like 10 whole steps and flip a switch

Buddy do you know what a circuit breaker is, and if so, y u no use?

@4nt1p4tt3rn Well duh they're desert people

Something that's always bothered me about Dune (the books as well as the movies): You're rooting for the Fremen. They're the underdogs. The good guys. The Fremen are Muslim. If you doubt me, just look at their language. Their belief system. Hell, even their habitats are almost too on-the-nose. FFS, they even refer to Muad'dib as "Mahdi".

@SlugPup_ Get a motorcycle or an electric car

I cannot afford to drive around and waste gas while blasting music anymore so I need a new hobby

@NoGunsInCanada @springfield_m14 Are you retarded?

@springfield_m14 Pay the $1M payout to a trust for the benefit of the victims of gun violence

Gun insurance should be a requirement. Million dollar insurance per gun. Forearm disappears? Insurance pays. Want nice things? Keep your guns secure. Let the market dictate the price of that risk

@ClayTravis With that back stop 😬

10 of the 11 guards weren’t paying attention when the guy with the gun came running at them attempting to kill the president. And the one guy who was watching fired multiple shots from this close without hitting the would be assassin.

@RoyBattyRabbit I remember my best friend in like 3rd or 4th grade had one

@ObviousRises We need to start shipping arms to the Irish again

For the actual love of God. This is my last post for tonight. Literally nobody ever for any reason move to the UK.

@FrankBr05713205 They don't buy them for the quality they buy them because the parts truck comes regularly and makes getting new tools or warranty done easy there are much much higher quality tools

@Dan58987 Doesn't get any better, ask any professional technician working in any garage or dealership

It pays to buy quality tools. One of my auto students was trying to break a flare nut loose with this generic line wrench, and it broke. I gave him my Snap On line wrench from my personal toolbox and it broke it free with no problem. One more reason I always buy quality hand tools.

@Blacksword011 And who's killing them

@gofishh77 Should be the standard response

This is one of those times I’m going to side with McDonalds. It’s not their first rodeo, they’ve dealt with some bad behavior enough to know they don’t want it. McDonald’s locks large number of teens outside.

@abev96 Gross 🤮

World, meet Mjölnir. Mjölnir, meet World.